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One for our ladies, What do women look for in a bloke?

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saint boggy

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i dont know what you mean you harlot, what did you think i meant?!!!:blush:

 

i like photography....i thought his name was a reference to his hobby /job of photography......:suspicious: thats all....

moon monkey

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If you want to know what women look for in a bloke then read 'The game' by Neil strauss. It will tell you what women find attractive, tests that they put in place, how to approach, build attraction and go in for the kiss. There are many things that women will not tell a man and this book tells you exactly what they are and what to do. It is an essential read.

Turkish

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god this place is turning into a dating site, whose next?!! Boggy and the midget photographer, Georgie and Supermicky, hang on someones missing here......

Turkish

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If you want to know what women look for in a bloke then read 'The game' by Neil strauss. It will tell you what women find attractive, tests that they put in place, how to approach, build attraction and go in for the kiss. There are many things that women will not tell a man and this book tells you exactly what they are and what to do. It is an essential read.

 

Sod that, i'd rather do trial and error, much more fun.

saint boggy

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If you want to know what women look for in a bloke then read 'The game' by Neil strauss. It will tell you what women find attractive, tests that they put in place, how to approach, build attraction and go in for the kiss. There are many things that women will not tell a man and this book tells you exactly what they are and what to do. It is an essential read.

i don't need to read it, i'm a woman, i already know what attracts me about men, but thanks anyway..;)

hamster

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Yeah i gathered that, dont know who TF is....

 

But obviously keen to know his magic tricks..

 

It's not the wand Turkish, it's the magician mate.

hamster

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be in touch with your feminine side. they love that and always tell them that you're a Pisces, quite a few are mad as a moose and think it means that it means that you are 'sensitive'. that's right darlin' and here's my most sensitive part of me right in front of your open mouth, now get to work, there's a good girl.

mack rill

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perhaps in contrast to Georgie, my standards need lowering slightly..........(forgot to add 'solvent' to the list) :D

 

Solvent, ffs Saint B Thats old Mack and the rest of the Blue Few on ear back to banging the Bishop!

Turkish

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Confidence, a good smile and a sense of humour Turkish.

 

You can laugh a women into bed with you, and its usually easy from there on in ;)

 

Look up the thread Pal, saint B was ****ing herself at some of my gags, in your face... ;)

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be in touch with your feminine side. they love that and always tell them that you're a Pisces, quite a few are mad as a moose and think it means that it means that you are 'sensitive'. that's right darlin' and here's my most sensitive part of me right in front of your open mouth, now get to work, there's a good girl.

 

I am a pisces. I cried at the Lion King and like flowers and kittens, are you moist yet??

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I have been out tonight, having a thing called a life.

 

You should try it.

 

and it went so well that you just HAD to log onto here before going to bed??

Dave Benson Phillips

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and it went so well that you just HAD to log onto here before going to bed??

 

I came home and had a little bit of a read of the forum to tire my eyes out, in the same way that some people read a book in bed.

 

My life is amazing thanks. xxx

Georgie

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I have been out tonight, having a thing called a life.

 

You should try it.

 

So are you saying I don't have a life, just because I stayed in last night?! ;)

Georgie

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Pretty much everyone on this thread does not have a life, especially Turkish who is my number 1 facebook stalker, according to the app.

 

haha I'm suprised I'm not. And what app is that? I need to get that

Guest Dark Sotonic Mills

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A good man is hard to find apparently.

 

I'm sure the ladies would say that a hard man is good to find.

Turkish

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Pretty much everyone on this thread does not have a life, especially Turkish who is my number 1 facebook stalker, according to the app.

 

I just look over and over again at your pictures, wishing i was like you.

ericofarabia

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Reversing the roles here .... What do you think most men like in a woman?

 

A resounding 90% would say their knob.:D

 

Others might say they admire their skill at applying make up and nice embroidered cushions on the settee :shakey:

Smirking_Saint

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F*cking hate women that wear a ton of make up, (i say hate, i mean i would never end up in bed with one)

 

Why the f*ck do i want to go to bed with someone that looks like one thing than completely changes in the morning ??

 

Give me naturaly fit any day of the week

SuperMikey

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Easy to talk to, good sense of humour and intelligence would be my top 3 personally. Looks are superficial anyway, we all get old and ugly eventually. Don't particularly fancy being stuck with some gripey old cow when i'm in my 70s...

Turkish

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nice eyes

nice smile

nice legs

confidence

good sense of humour

likes football enough so she doesn't moan about it being on but doesn't trying to talking to you about it or want to come with you

Showers at least once a day

Looks after themselves but not obbsessed with their apperance

Doesn't have a fanny like a wizards sleeve

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