Turkish Posted 28 June, 2010 Author Share Posted 28 June, 2010 lmao!......ah, the oldies are the besties,eh! i dont know what you mean you harlot, what did you think i meant?!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 28 June, 2010 Author Share Posted 28 June, 2010 Oh what a shame! He's got a car though, just needs a booster cushion to see over the steering wheel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint boggy Posted 28 June, 2010 Share Posted 28 June, 2010 i dont know what you mean you harlot, what did you think i meant?!!! i like photography....i thought his name was a reference to his hobby /job of photography...... thats all.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Georgie Posted 28 June, 2010 Share Posted 28 June, 2010 I'm 6'4. Call me. Right... do you have all the other qualities?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Georgie Posted 28 June, 2010 Share Posted 28 June, 2010 He's got a car though, just needs a booster cushion to see over the steering wheel. Lol. Well only one inch shorter.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperMikey Posted 28 June, 2010 Share Posted 28 June, 2010 call you what? 'What' would be fine, although I was christened as Michael. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moon monkey Posted 28 June, 2010 Share Posted 28 June, 2010 If you want to know what women look for in a bloke then read 'The game' by Neil strauss. It will tell you what women find attractive, tests that they put in place, how to approach, build attraction and go in for the kiss. There are many things that women will not tell a man and this book tells you exactly what they are and what to do. It is an essential read. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 28 June, 2010 Author Share Posted 28 June, 2010 god this place is turning into a dating site, whose next?!! Boggy and the midget photographer, Georgie and Supermicky, hang on someones missing here...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 28 June, 2010 Author Share Posted 28 June, 2010 If you want to know what women look for in a bloke then read 'The game' by Neil strauss. It will tell you what women find attractive, tests that they put in place, how to approach, build attraction and go in for the kiss. There are many things that women will not tell a man and this book tells you exactly what they are and what to do. It is an essential read. Sod that, i'd rather do trial and error, much more fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint boggy Posted 28 June, 2010 Share Posted 28 June, 2010 If you want to know what women look for in a bloke then read 'The game' by Neil strauss. It will tell you what women find attractive, tests that they put in place, how to approach, build attraction and go in for the kiss. There are many things that women will not tell a man and this book tells you exactly what they are and what to do. It is an essential read. i don't need to read it, i'm a woman, i already know what attracts me about men, but thanks anyway.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 28 June, 2010 Share Posted 28 June, 2010 Confidence, a good smile and a sense of humour Turkish. You can laugh a women into bed with you, and its usually easy from there on in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 28 June, 2010 Share Posted 28 June, 2010 Yeah i gathered that, dont know who TF is.... But obviously keen to know his magic tricks.. It's not the wand Turkish, it's the magician mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MINIBARCELONASAINT Posted 28 June, 2010 Share Posted 28 June, 2010 what if you like men and your a man? Or is that why DBP hasn't posted in this thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 28 June, 2010 Share Posted 28 June, 2010 It's not the wand Turkish, it's the magician mate. yeah but a decent wand always helps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MINIBARCELONASAINT Posted 28 June, 2010 Share Posted 28 June, 2010 What if you have an average wand, you are an amatuerish magician, but you can **** like the rabbit in your hat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 28 June, 2010 Share Posted 28 June, 2010 the wrong wand in a bad magician's hands is a dangerous thing. people can get hurt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 28 June, 2010 Share Posted 28 June, 2010 act like an utter c*nt to them for a while Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 28 June, 2010 Share Posted 28 June, 2010 be in touch with your feminine side. they love that and always tell them that you're a Pisces, quite a few are mad as a moose and think it means that it means that you are 'sensitive'. that's right darlin' and here's my most sensitive part of me right in front of your open mouth, now get to work, there's a good girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mack rill Posted 28 June, 2010 Share Posted 28 June, 2010 perhaps in contrast to Georgie, my standards need lowering slightly..........(forgot to add 'solvent' to the list) Solvent, ffs Saint B Thats old Mack and the rest of the Blue Few on ear back to banging the Bishop! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 28 June, 2010 Share Posted 28 June, 2010 Solvent: Always keep one on ice for emergencies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Benson Phillips Posted 28 June, 2010 Share Posted 28 June, 2010 This thread is car crash stuff. Oh dear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 28 June, 2010 Share Posted 28 June, 2010 A good man is hard to find apparently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Benson Phillips Posted 28 June, 2010 Share Posted 28 June, 2010 what if you like men and your a man? Or is that why DBP hasn't posted in this thread? I have been out tonight, having a thing called a life. You should try it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Benson Phillips Posted 28 June, 2010 Share Posted 28 June, 2010 yet you went for our resident oompa loompa? You are contradicting yourself there my dear. High standards and DBP should not appear in the same sentance, anywhere. Pwned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skintsaint Posted 29 June, 2010 Share Posted 29 June, 2010 women just look for blokes with large wallets and large penises. fortunately for me I have neither. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 29 June, 2010 Author Share Posted 29 June, 2010 Confidence, a good smile and a sense of humour Turkish. You can laugh a women into bed with you, and its usually easy from there on in Look up the thread Pal, saint B was ****ing herself at some of my gags, in your face... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 29 June, 2010 Author Share Posted 29 June, 2010 (edited) be in touch with your feminine side. they love that and always tell them that you're a Pisces, quite a few are mad as a moose and think it means that it means that you are 'sensitive'. that's right darlin' and here's my most sensitive part of me right in front of your open mouth, now get to work, there's a good girl. I am a pisces. I cried at the Lion King and like flowers and kittens, are you moist yet?? Edited 29 June, 2010 by Turkish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 29 June, 2010 Author Share Posted 29 June, 2010 I have been out tonight, having a thing called a life. You should try it. and it went so well that you just HAD to log onto here before going to bed?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 29 June, 2010 Author Share Posted 29 June, 2010 yeah but a decent wand always helps It does but no wand is any good if the girl has a wizards sleeve. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Benson Phillips Posted 29 June, 2010 Share Posted 29 June, 2010 and it went so well that you just HAD to log onto here before going to bed?? I came home and had a little bit of a read of the forum to tire my eyes out, in the same way that some people read a book in bed. My life is amazing thanks. xxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Georgie Posted 29 June, 2010 Share Posted 29 June, 2010 I have been out tonight, having a thing called a life. You should try it. So are you saying I don't have a life, just because I stayed in last night?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Benson Phillips Posted 29 June, 2010 Share Posted 29 June, 2010 So are you saying I don't have a life, just because I stayed in last night?! I said nothing of the sort! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Georgie Posted 29 June, 2010 Share Posted 29 June, 2010 I said nothing of the sort! You were implying that anyone on this thread last night did not have a life! haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Benson Phillips Posted 29 June, 2010 Share Posted 29 June, 2010 You were implying that anyone on this thread last night did not have a life! haha Pretty much everyone on this thread does not have a life, especially Turkish who is my number 1 facebook stalker, according to the app. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Georgie Posted 29 June, 2010 Share Posted 29 June, 2010 Pretty much everyone on this thread does not have a life, especially Turkish who is my number 1 facebook stalker, according to the app. haha I'm suprised I'm not. And what app is that? I need to get that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skintsaint Posted 29 June, 2010 Share Posted 29 June, 2010 the fact he has got an app for facebook proves his own theory wrong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Benson Phillips Posted 29 June, 2010 Share Posted 29 June, 2010 the fact he has got an app for facebook proves his own theory wrong It's a facebook app, not an iPhone one, although I do have one of them too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 29 June, 2010 Share Posted 29 June, 2010 All my requirements are easily met by Mr TF He's a skate so he you can't have any self respect......that's good in a woman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 29 June, 2010 Share Posted 29 June, 2010 A good man is hard to find apparently. I'm sure the ladies would say that a hard man is good to find. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 29 June, 2010 Share Posted 29 June, 2010 Less of the vulnerability, if you don't mind. Once you have kids, you really don't need to be a mother to their dad, as well. Doh!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 29 June, 2010 Author Share Posted 29 June, 2010 haha I'm suprised I'm not. And what app is that? I need to get that hmmm, you really need to get a grip... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 29 June, 2010 Author Share Posted 29 June, 2010 Pretty much everyone on this thread does not have a life, especially Turkish who is my number 1 facebook stalker, according to the app. I just look over and over again at your pictures, wishing i was like you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 29 June, 2010 Share Posted 29 June, 2010 It's a facebook app, not an iPhone one, although I do have one of them too. whats the name of that app? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperMikey Posted 29 June, 2010 Share Posted 29 June, 2010 Right... do you have all the other qualities?! Well, i'm a Saints fan. Yeah. I'm a 6'4 Saints fan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericofarabia Posted 29 June, 2010 Share Posted 29 June, 2010 Reversing the roles here .... What do you think most men like in a woman? A resounding 90% would say their knob. Others might say they admire their skill at applying make up and nice embroidered cushions on the settee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 29 June, 2010 Share Posted 29 June, 2010 F*cking hate women that wear a ton of make up, (i say hate, i mean i would never end up in bed with one) Why the f*ck do i want to go to bed with someone that looks like one thing than completely changes in the morning ?? Give me naturaly fit any day of the week Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperMikey Posted 29 June, 2010 Share Posted 29 June, 2010 Easy to talk to, good sense of humour and intelligence would be my top 3 personally. Looks are superficial anyway, we all get old and ugly eventually. Don't particularly fancy being stuck with some gripey old cow when i'm in my 70s... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 29 June, 2010 Share Posted 29 June, 2010 Obviously there is a massive difference between staying with for one in the pink and staying for life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperMikey Posted 29 June, 2010 Share Posted 29 June, 2010 I thought we were talking more long term here... Can't say I have a particular 'type' for short-term thingies, just go with the flow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 30 June, 2010 Author Share Posted 30 June, 2010 nice eyes nice smile nice legs confidence good sense of humour likes football enough so she doesn't moan about it being on but doesn't trying to talking to you about it or want to come with you Showers at least once a day Looks after themselves but not obbsessed with their apperance Doesn't have a fanny like a wizards sleeve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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