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our resident cassanova, DBP, seems to think he has got the lot but last time i checked with my lady friends, fat, below average looks, scruffy and a **** didn't list highly on their must have list for prespective partners. So come on our lady posters, what does it for you???

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Someone that doesn't lie or cheat would be a start, or is that asking too much?!!

 

I dont lie, but i have been know to cheat at rummy and at school once i looked at the guy next to me's answer when in a slightly taxing German exam. Actaully i lied, it was Poker, guess it is asking to much......

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I dont lie, but i have been know to cheat at rummy and at school once i looked at the guy next to mes answer when in a slightly taxing German exam. Actaully i lied, it was Poker, guess it is asking to much......

 

Ok someone that is taller than me and actually drives so I am not a personal taxi!

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Ok someone that is taller than me and actually drives so I am not a personal taxi!

 

HOw tall are you?? DBP is a short arse, what's going on there??!!!

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I'm 5 foot 8

 

errr, so i am taller than you, as are most blokes and i can drive as can most blokes, you gave up a bit easily on the cheating and lieing, you dont ask for much do you? i refer you to my comment about you needing to raise your standards love.

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Yeah i gathered that, dont know who TF is....

 

But obviously keen to know his magic tricks..

 

He's no-one you'd know. Although, judging by Dingbatter's comments below yours, I wonder if we're sharing the same bloke :D

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My requirements are pretty easy, good sense of humour, caring, doesn't play the field, is a good friend as well as a great lover. All met by Mr D

 

He's no-one you'd know. Although, judging by Dingbatter's comments below yours, I wonder if we're sharing the same bloke :D

 

This can't be right, i am neither mr TF nor Mr D ??????

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errr, so i am taller than you, as are most blokes and i can drive as can most blokes, you gave up a bit easily on the cheating and lieing, you dont ask for much do you? i refer you to my comment about you needing to raise your standards love.

 

Ha, I didnt give up on the not wanting them to cheat or lie, i think its very hard to find though! I think my standards are too high sometimes, why I have been single for a year maybe!

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My requirements are pretty easy, good sense of humour, caring, doesn't play the field, is a good friend as well as a great lover. All met by Mr D

 

Are we going out and i dont know about it?

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Ha, I didnt give up on the not wanting them to cheat or lie, i think its very hard to find though! I think my standards are too high sometimes, why I have been single for a year maybe!

 

yet you went for our resident oompa loompa? You are contradicting yourself there my dear. High standards and DBP should not appear in the same sentance, anywhere.

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what do women look for in a man??

1) the morals of a Saint

2)the loyalty of a puppy

3)the strength of a warrior

4) the vulnerability of a child and

5) the sexual prowess of a porn star

 

 

Thats not much to ask ,surely!:D

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what do women look for in a man??

1) the morals of a Saint

2)the loyalty of a puppy

3)the strength of a warrior

4) the vulnerability of a child and

5) the sexual prowess of a porn star

 

 

Thats not much to ask ,surely!:D

 

Well Georgie should be snapped up, all she wants is to be over 5ft 8 and be able to to drive :D

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Well Georgie should be snapped up, all she wants is to be over 5ft 8 and be able to to drive :D

perhaps in contrast to Georgie, my standards need lowering slightly..........(forgot to add 'solvent' to the list) :D

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Well Georgie should be snapped up, all she wants is to be over 5ft 8 and be able to to drive :D

 

I do have more standards, those are just for starters!

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what do women look for in a man??

1) the morals of a Saint

2)the loyalty of a puppy

3)the strength of a warrior

4) the vulnerability of a child and

5) the sexual prowess of a porn star

 

 

Thats not much to ask ,surely!:D

 

Less of the vulnerability, if you don't mind. Once you have kids, you really don't need to be a mother to their dad, as well.

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go on then........

 

ok here is most of them -

No liars

No cheats

Over 5 foot 8

Drives

Isnt stupid with money

Makes me laugh

Caring

Wont mess me about

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alright then women, let me put it another way. Would you like a bloke that is physically like Brad Pitt and a demon in the sack but has that edge about him that makes him a bit dangerous, or a nice bloke, treats you well, you you could depend on but is ultimately pretty safe and dull?

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alright then women, let me put it another way. Would you like a bloke that is physically like Brad Pitt and a demon in the sack but has that edge about him that makes him a bit dangerous, or a nice bloke, treats you well, you you could depend on but is ultimately pretty safe and dull?

 

So to clarify, its impossible to find a guy who is good looking and is nice, caring and wont mess about?

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alright then women, let me put it another way. Would you like a bloke that is physically like Brad Pitt and a demon in the sack but has that edge about him that makes him a bit dangerous, or a nice bloke, treats you well, you you could depend on but is ultimately pretty safe and dull?

depends what you're looking for...

short-term fun for the former description

long-term relationship for the latter.......(although, 'dull' is not a good trait,tbh)

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alright then women, let me put it another way. Would you like a bloke that is physically like Brad Pitt and a demon in the sack but has that edge about him that makes him a bit dangerous, or a nice bloke, treats you well, you you could depend on but is ultimately pretty safe and dull?

 

So to clarify, its impossible to find a guy who is good looking and is nice, caring and wont mess about?

i think that the answer to that Georgie is a resounding YES....;)

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So to clarify, its impossible to find a guy who is good looking and is nice, caring and wont mess about?

 

i know just the bloke for you, he is good looking & nice, caring and definitely wont mess you about. Sadly for you though he is only 5 ft 7, unlucky

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depends what you're looking for...

short-term fun for the former description

long-term relationship for the latter.......(although, 'dull' is not a good trait,tbh)

 

No wonder my relationships only last 3 months!

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i know just the bloke for you, he is good looking & nice, caring and definitely wont mess you about. Sadly for you though he is only 5 ft 7, unlucky

 

Well, ive had to lower my standards, 5'7" is fine for me so i'll have him!:D

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depends what you're looking for...

short-term fun for the former description

long-term relationship for the latter.......(although, 'dull' is not a good trait,tbh)

 

by the way what winks and ****s like a tiger?

 

;)

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i know just the bloke for you, he is good looking & nice, caring and definitely wont mess you about. Sadly for you though he is only 5 ft 7, unlucky

 

Oh what a shame!

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ah i see, you're cursed with looking like Bradd Pitt........bummer!!:(

 

yep, when he played 80 year old in Bejamin Button people cant tell us apart ;)

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