Turkish Posted 28 June, 2010 Share Posted 28 June, 2010 our resident cassanova, DBP, seems to think he has got the lot but last time i checked with my lady friends, fat, below average looks, scruffy and a **** didn't list highly on their must have list for prespective partners. So come on our lady posters, what does it for you??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Georgie Posted 28 June, 2010 Share Posted 28 June, 2010 Someone that doesn't lie or cheat would be a start, or is that asking too much?!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 28 June, 2010 Author Share Posted 28 June, 2010 (edited) Someone that doesn't lie or cheat would be a start, or is that asking too much?!! I dont lie, but i have been know to cheat at rummy and at school once i looked at the guy next to me's answer when in a slightly taxing German exam. Actaully i lied, it was Poker, guess it is asking to much...... Edited 28 June, 2010 by Turkish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Georgie Posted 28 June, 2010 Share Posted 28 June, 2010 I dont lie, but i have been know to cheat at rummy and at school once i looked at the guy next to mes answer when in a slightly taxing German exam. Actaully i lied, it was Poker, guess it is asking to much...... Ok someone that is taller than me and actually drives so I am not a personal taxi! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 28 June, 2010 Author Share Posted 28 June, 2010 Ok someone that is taller than me and actually drives so I am not a personal taxi! HOw tall are you?? DBP is a short arse, what's going on there??!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Georgie Posted 28 June, 2010 Share Posted 28 June, 2010 I'm 5 foot 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 28 June, 2010 Author Share Posted 28 June, 2010 (edited) I'm 5 foot 8 errr, so i am taller than you, as are most blokes and i can drive as can most blokes, you gave up a bit easily on the cheating and lieing, you dont ask for much do you? i refer you to my comment about you needing to raise your standards love. Edited 28 June, 2010 by Turkish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 28 June, 2010 Share Posted 28 June, 2010 All my requirements are easily met by Mr TF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 28 June, 2010 Author Share Posted 28 June, 2010 All my requirements are easily met by Mr TF Mr TF????? Come on, do tell what they are..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 28 June, 2010 Share Posted 28 June, 2010 Mr TF????? Come on, do tell what they are..... I am Mrs TF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 28 June, 2010 Author Share Posted 28 June, 2010 I am Mrs TF Yeah i gathered that, dont know who TF is.... But obviously keen to know his magic tricks.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dingbattigger Posted 28 June, 2010 Share Posted 28 June, 2010 My requirements are pretty easy, good sense of humour, caring, doesn't play the field, is a good friend as well as a great lover. All met by Mr D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 28 June, 2010 Share Posted 28 June, 2010 Yeah i gathered that, dont know who TF is.... But obviously keen to know his magic tricks.. He's no-one you'd know. Although, judging by Dingbatter's comments below yours, I wonder if we're sharing the same bloke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 28 June, 2010 Share Posted 28 June, 2010 My requirements are pretty easy, good sense of humour, caring, doesn't play the field, is a good friend as well as a great lover. All met by Mr D He's no-one you'd know. Although, judging by Dingbatter's comments below yours, I wonder if we're sharing the same bloke This can't be right, i am neither mr TF nor Mr D ?????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Georgie Posted 28 June, 2010 Share Posted 28 June, 2010 errr, so i am taller than you, as are most blokes and i can drive as can most blokes, you gave up a bit easily on the cheating and lieing, you dont ask for much do you? i refer you to my comment about you needing to raise your standards love. Ha, I didnt give up on the not wanting them to cheat or lie, i think its very hard to find though! I think my standards are too high sometimes, why I have been single for a year maybe! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 28 June, 2010 Share Posted 28 June, 2010 Nothing wrong with being single TBF, it gets rid of the lying and cheating bit anyways. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dingbattigger Posted 28 June, 2010 Share Posted 28 June, 2010 He's no-one you'd know. Although, judging by Dingbatter's comments below yours, I wonder if we're sharing the same bloke I don't think Mr D could cope with two Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 28 June, 2010 Author Share Posted 28 June, 2010 My requirements are pretty easy, good sense of humour, caring, doesn't play the field, is a good friend as well as a great lover. All met by Mr D Are we going out and i dont know about it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 28 June, 2010 Author Share Posted 28 June, 2010 Ha, I didnt give up on the not wanting them to cheat or lie, i think its very hard to find though! I think my standards are too high sometimes, why I have been single for a year maybe! yet you went for our resident oompa loompa? You are contradicting yourself there my dear. High standards and DBP should not appear in the same sentance, anywhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint boggy Posted 28 June, 2010 Share Posted 28 June, 2010 what do women look for in a man?? 1) the morals of a Saint 2)the loyalty of a puppy 3)the strength of a warrior 4) the vulnerability of a child and 5) the sexual prowess of a porn star Thats not much to ask ,surely! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 28 June, 2010 Author Share Posted 28 June, 2010 what do women look for in a man?? 1) the morals of a Saint 2)the loyalty of a puppy 3)the strength of a warrior 4) the vulnerability of a child and 5) the sexual prowess of a porn star Thats not much to ask ,surely! Well Georgie should be snapped up, all she wants is to be over 5ft 8 and be able to to drive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint boggy Posted 28 June, 2010 Share Posted 28 June, 2010 Well Georgie should be snapped up, all she wants is to be over 5ft 8 and be able to to drive perhaps in contrast to Georgie, my standards need lowering slightly..........(forgot to add 'solvent' to the list) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Georgie Posted 28 June, 2010 Share Posted 28 June, 2010 Well Georgie should be snapped up, all she wants is to be over 5ft 8 and be able to to drive I do have more standards, those are just for starters! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 28 June, 2010 Author Share Posted 28 June, 2010 I do have more standards, those are just for starters! go on then........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoccerMom Posted 28 June, 2010 Share Posted 28 June, 2010 what do women look for in a man?? 1) the morals of a Saint 2)the loyalty of a puppy 3)the strength of a warrior 4) the vulnerability of a child and 5) the sexual prowess of a porn star Thats not much to ask ,surely! Less of the vulnerability, if you don't mind. Once you have kids, you really don't need to be a mother to their dad, as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Georgie Posted 28 June, 2010 Share Posted 28 June, 2010 go on then........ ok here is most of them - No liars No cheats Over 5 foot 8 Drives Isnt stupid with money Makes me laugh Caring Wont mess me about Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thedelldays Posted 28 June, 2010 Share Posted 28 June, 2010 go on then........ can see his own willy when stood up..? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Georgie Posted 28 June, 2010 Share Posted 28 June, 2010 oh also preferably a saints fan obviously! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 28 June, 2010 Author Share Posted 28 June, 2010 alright then women, let me put it another way. Would you like a bloke that is physically like Brad Pitt and a demon in the sack but has that edge about him that makes him a bit dangerous, or a nice bloke, treats you well, you you could depend on but is ultimately pretty safe and dull? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 28 June, 2010 Author Share Posted 28 June, 2010 can see his own willy when stood up..? Thats Stu out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Georgie Posted 28 June, 2010 Share Posted 28 June, 2010 alright then women, let me put it another way. Would you like a bloke that is physically like Brad Pitt and a demon in the sack but has that edge about him that makes him a bit dangerous, or a nice bloke, treats you well, you you could depend on but is ultimately pretty safe and dull? So to clarify, its impossible to find a guy who is good looking and is nice, caring and wont mess about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thedelldays Posted 28 June, 2010 Share Posted 28 June, 2010 So to clarify, its impossible to find a guy who is good looking and is nice, caring and wont mess about? basically...yes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Georgie Posted 28 June, 2010 Share Posted 28 June, 2010 basically...yes Staying single it is then! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint boggy Posted 28 June, 2010 Share Posted 28 June, 2010 alright then women, let me put it another way. Would you like a bloke that is physically like Brad Pitt and a demon in the sack but has that edge about him that makes him a bit dangerous, or a nice bloke, treats you well, you you could depend on but is ultimately pretty safe and dull? depends what you're looking for... short-term fun for the former description long-term relationship for the latter.......(although, 'dull' is not a good trait,tbh) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint boggy Posted 28 June, 2010 Share Posted 28 June, 2010 alright then women, let me put it another way. Would you like a bloke that is physically like Brad Pitt and a demon in the sack but has that edge about him that makes him a bit dangerous, or a nice bloke, treats you well, you you could depend on but is ultimately pretty safe and dull? So to clarify, its impossible to find a guy who is good looking and is nice, caring and wont mess about? i think that the answer to that Georgie is a resounding YES.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 28 June, 2010 Author Share Posted 28 June, 2010 So to clarify, its impossible to find a guy who is good looking and is nice, caring and wont mess about? i know just the bloke for you, he is good looking & nice, caring and definitely wont mess you about. Sadly for you though he is only 5 ft 7, unlucky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 28 June, 2010 Author Share Posted 28 June, 2010 depends what you're looking for... short-term fun for the former description long-term relationship for the latter.......(although, 'dull' is not a good trait,tbh) No wonder my relationships only last 3 months! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint boggy Posted 28 June, 2010 Share Posted 28 June, 2010 i know just the bloke for you, he is good looking & nice, caring and definitely wont mess you about. Sadly for you though he is only 5 ft 7, unlucky Well, ive had to lower my standards, 5'7" is fine for me so i'll have him! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 28 June, 2010 Author Share Posted 28 June, 2010 depends what you're looking for... short-term fun for the former description long-term relationship for the latter.......(although, 'dull' is not a good trait,tbh) by the way what winks and ****s like a tiger? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thedelldays Posted 28 June, 2010 Share Posted 28 June, 2010 I am physically fit, 5ft 10...caring, have a house (or two) have my own car, dont cheat or lie sadly, I have a stunning missus.... its a harsh world Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Georgie Posted 28 June, 2010 Share Posted 28 June, 2010 i know just the bloke for you, he is good looking & nice, caring and definitely wont mess you about. Sadly for you though he is only 5 ft 7, unlucky Oh what a shame! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint boggy Posted 28 June, 2010 Share Posted 28 June, 2010 No wonder my relationships only last 3 months! ah i see, you're cursed with looking like Bradd Pitt........bummer!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 28 June, 2010 Author Share Posted 28 June, 2010 Well, ive had to lower my standards, 5'7" is fine for me so i'll have him! HIs nickname is tripod though.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint boggy Posted 28 June, 2010 Share Posted 28 June, 2010 HIs nickname is tripod though.... sounds like i could come to like this mate of yours! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 28 June, 2010 Author Share Posted 28 June, 2010 ah i see, you're cursed with looking like Bradd Pitt........bummer!! yep, when he played 80 year old in Bejamin Button people cant tell us apart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 28 June, 2010 Author Share Posted 28 June, 2010 sounds like i could come to like this mate of yours! Dont get carried away, it's because he's got 5 inch legs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint boggy Posted 28 June, 2010 Share Posted 28 June, 2010 yep, when he played 80 year old in Bejamin Button people thought they'd modelled him on me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint boggy Posted 28 June, 2010 Share Posted 28 June, 2010 Dont get carried away, it's because he's got 5 inch legs. lmao!......ah, the oldies are the besties,eh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperMikey Posted 28 June, 2010 Share Posted 28 June, 2010 I'm 6'4. Call me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint boggy Posted 28 June, 2010 Share Posted 28 June, 2010 I'm 6'4. Call me. call you what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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