INFLUENCED.COM Posted 30 June, 2010 Posted 30 June, 2010 Got involved with a girl who had only just got engaged, came out with all the nonsense about its so unlike her to do that, didn't know the guy but insisted she finish with him which she did sending him all cuckoo, soon realised she wasn't for me as due to her job and looks got far too much attention which would have ended up turning me into a green eyed monster, she ended up going back with the guy for a couple of weeks and then moving onto someone else soon after. The right thing to do is to end it with the one your with but circumstances can prevent this along with selfishness of course, For those that suggest once a cheat always a cheat, there are exceptions, met mine whilst with someone else and have now been together 11 years, despite numerous offers due to obvious reasons have never strayed nor do I intend to, also would never put myself in a circumstance where a mates wife/bird/partner would feel it appropriate to come on to me, that is a huge No No.
Georgie Posted 30 June, 2010 Posted 30 June, 2010 Get used to it, even if you look like Megan Fox, within six months of starting a relationship any red blooded man would rather slot one in the local boozers bike than the same bit of meat he has been pounding everynight, apart from when they dont have a headache, time of the month, too tired etc. The ones that dont, cant. Fact. Or most of the girls in Soton/Gosport/P*ompey or whereever else he could find it!
Turkish Posted 30 June, 2010 Posted 30 June, 2010 Or most of the girls in Soton/Gosport/P*ompey or whereever else he could find it! Dont get carried away, girls between Fareham and Chichester are off limits. I hope you are not talking about your ex? and i hope if you are you have been, err, how do i put it, 'tested' if he was frattonisising with that type of clunge.
Dave Benson Phillips Posted 30 June, 2010 Author Posted 30 June, 2010 Dont get carried away, girls between Fareham and Chichester are off limits. I hope you are not talking about your ex? and i hope if you are you have been, err, how do i put it, 'tested' if he was frattonisising with that type of clunge. She has a flat in Fareham. HE was a skate.
Georgie Posted 30 June, 2010 Posted 30 June, 2010 Dont get carried away, girls between Fareham and Chichester are off limits. I hope you are not talking about your ex? and i hope if you are you have been, err, how do i put it, 'tested' if he was frattonisising with that type of clunge. He used to live in Gosport and wasn't a Saints fan so I'm not getting carried away. Maybe the warning signs were there already and I shouldnt have been with him!
Georgie Posted 30 June, 2010 Posted 30 June, 2010 She has a flat in Fareham. HE was a skate. He wasn't quite, he didn't support the skates, but he is still a t*at
OldNick Posted 30 June, 2010 Posted 30 June, 2010 Lots of ladies like me, I think the main attraction is that I can play tunes with my head, a bit like Rolf Harris but in a far more impressive way. I am kind, loyal and very very cool to be around, I have lots of friends, so it makes people with less friends think they have got more if they go out with me. I am pretty bloody good in the sack ( there is not an ex yet who hasn't wanted a bit on the side after we have finished ) . I even attract people who already have boyfriends of years who are prepared to finish with them for a chance with me. That is impressive. Is it your modesty that attracts a woman?
Dave Benson Phillips Posted 30 June, 2010 Author Posted 30 June, 2010 Is it your modesty that attracts a woman? Yes actually, women find my confidence a real turn-on.
OldNick Posted 30 June, 2010 Posted 30 June, 2010 Yes actually, women find my confidence a real turn-on. When scraping the bottom of the barrel the crud on the bottom becomes more acceptable i suppose.
Turkish Posted 30 June, 2010 Posted 30 June, 2010 When scraping the bottom of the barrel the crud on the bottom becomes more acceptable i suppose. Thats not fair, he is not that good.
Turkish Posted 30 June, 2010 Posted 30 June, 2010 He used to live in Gosport and wasn't a Saints fan so I'm not getting carried away. Maybe the warning signs were there already and I shouldnt have been with him! Who did he support? And if he prefers them to us then he is in my book. YOU SKATE LOVER
Georgie Posted 30 June, 2010 Posted 30 June, 2010 Who did he support? And if he prefers them to us then he is in my book. YOU SKATE LOVER Yuk I am not a skate lover. he supported man u, i suppose thats just as bad!
fromthedell Posted 1 July, 2010 Posted 1 July, 2010 what about this one married couple go to the pub every weekend and have several friends the guy finds out for the last 2 years one of his friends has been texting his wife behind his back for 2 years wife says he was only a friend but she was doing it every time his back was turnt some times 40 to 50 times a night
Dave Benson Phillips Posted 1 July, 2010 Author Posted 1 July, 2010 what about this one married couple go to the pub every weekend and have several friends the guy finds out for the last 2 years one of his friends has been texting his wife behind his back for 2 years wife says he was only a friend but she was doing it every time his back was turnt some times 40 to 50 times a night Kick his f*cking head in. This girl I have been seeing, don't know her boyfriend, don't really care. Although I have given her till Sunday to finish with him or I am off to bang the skate as I am not stirring his porridge.
Turkish Posted 1 July, 2010 Posted 1 July, 2010 what about this one married couple go to the pub every weekend and have several friends the guy finds out for the last 2 years one of his friends has been texting his wife behind his back for 2 years wife says he was only a friend but she was doing it every time his back was turnt some times 40 to 50 times a night how did you find out?
Turkish Posted 1 July, 2010 Posted 1 July, 2010 Yuk I am not a skate lover. he supported man u, i suppose thats just as bad! okay then Skate sympathiser. I think Stu did the right thing to be honest, you have been tainted, no self respecting saints fan will go within 100 feet of you now.
Georgie Posted 1 July, 2010 Posted 1 July, 2010 okay then Skate sympathiser. I think Stu did the right thing to be honest, you have been tainted, no self respecting saints fan will go within 100 feet of you now. haha, i dont like to stand up for my stupid ex, but he didnt like the skates and he went to several saints games. so i havent been tainted!
Georgie Posted 1 July, 2010 Posted 1 July, 2010 haha, i dont like to stand up for my stupid ex, but he didnt like the skates and he went to several saints games. so i havent been tainted! And its ok for him to be after a skate yes?!
Turkish Posted 1 July, 2010 Posted 1 July, 2010 And its ok for him to be after a skate yes?! Stop trying to deflect the attention from your transgressions. Its game over for you love, might bump into you in town one day wearing your Pompey shirt with Pompey 4 Eva on the back.
Georgie Posted 1 July, 2010 Posted 1 July, 2010 Stop trying to deflect the attention from your transgressions. Its game over for you love, might bump into you in town one day wearing your Pompey shirt with Pompey 4 Eva on the back. I wouldnt been seen dead in a pompey shirt!
Dave Benson Phillips Posted 1 July, 2010 Author Posted 1 July, 2010 Georgie, I sent you 650 text messages in the last 2 months ( not the record I might add, my ex recieved 1016 off me in one month before Xmas ) Still, an impressive show.
Turkish Posted 1 July, 2010 Posted 1 July, 2010 Georgie, I sent you 650 text messages in the last 2 months ( not the record I might add, my ex recieved 1016 off me in one month before Xmas ) Still, an impressive show. Would she not agree to immediately move in together and have children? Is that why it was never going to work?
Dave Benson Phillips Posted 1 July, 2010 Author Posted 1 July, 2010 Would she not agree to immediately move in together and have children? Is that why it was never going to work? Not far off the truth to be fair.
Turkish Posted 1 July, 2010 Posted 1 July, 2010 I wouldnt been seen dead in a pompey shirt! Really? I thought you loved them? Skate Sythmpathiser.
Georgie Posted 1 July, 2010 Posted 1 July, 2010 Really? I thought you loved them? Skate Sythmpathiser. No i dont like them!
CB Saint Posted 1 July, 2010 Posted 1 July, 2010 Perhaps we should have a "Dear Dave" sticky thread. The Dave Benson Phillips advice line for all your relationship needs.
EastleighSoulBoy Posted 1 July, 2010 Posted 1 July, 2010 Perhaps we should have a "Dear Dave" sticky thread. The Dave Benson Phillips advice line for all your relationship needs. So that when you feck up a relationship you can at least take succour from the fact that Stu, errr I mean Dave, has fecked up in bigger style than you!
Georgie Posted 1 July, 2010 Posted 1 July, 2010 Georgie, I sent you 650 text messages in the last 2 months ( not the record I might add, my ex recieved 1016 off me in one month before Xmas ) Still, an impressive show. 650?! really?
Dave Benson Phillips Posted 2 July, 2010 Author Posted 2 July, 2010 650?! really? Yes, 650. Impressive stuff.
Dave Benson Phillips Posted 2 July, 2010 Author Posted 2 July, 2010 For obvious reasons ( incase you are her boyfriend ) I will not be Rule 1'ing this girl. If she does not finish with him by Sunday evening, then I will post up pictures of her with it all showing. I am a bitter person like that.
CB Saint Posted 2 July, 2010 Posted 2 July, 2010 Georgie, I sent you 650 text messages in the last 2 months ( not the record I might add, my ex recieved 1016 off me in one month before Xmas ) Still, an impressive show. Stalker
Dave Benson Phillips Posted 2 July, 2010 Author Posted 2 July, 2010 Could this be YOUR girlfriend on MY bed? ( Yes I know about the wallpaper you c*nts )
Smirking_Saint Posted 2 July, 2010 Posted 2 July, 2010 Could this be YOUR girlfriend on MY bed? ( Yes I know about the wallpaper you c*nts ) Don't fancy the face much, and it looks like she has two bent stiff ones
Dave Benson Phillips Posted 3 July, 2010 Author Posted 3 July, 2010 5:44am and still going strong, I must say, his missus is immense in the sack. Luckily he is not back till tommorow evening. She is taking me to a family party tonight 'covert' . Another 36 hours of slamming yet before I have to hand her back to her rightful owner. *END*
Mao Cap Posted 3 July, 2010 Posted 3 July, 2010 5:44am and still going strong, I must say, his missus is immense in the sack. Luckily he is not back till tommorow evening. She is taking me to a family party tonight 'covert' . Another 36 hours of slamming yet before I have to hand her back to her rightful owner. *END* ****ged her once yesterday afternoon, collapsed in an exhausted heap for 12 hours, then woke up and started poking her with your boner until she agreed to a second go, IMO
Turkish Posted 3 July, 2010 Posted 3 July, 2010 ****ged her once yesterday afternoon, collapsed in an exhausted heap for 12 hours, then woke up and started poking her with your boner until she agreed to a second go, IMO sat on facebook cracking one out over her pictures imo.
Dave Benson Phillips Posted 3 July, 2010 Author Posted 3 July, 2010 sat on facebook cracking one out over her pictures imo. Get on facebook... I have a picture to show you.
Dave Benson Phillips Posted 4 July, 2010 Author Posted 4 July, 2010 She dumped him... ... then dumped me too. What a c*nt.
Dave Benson Phillips Posted 4 July, 2010 Author Posted 4 July, 2010 When do we get the pics then? I still might use her for sex. So I will refrain from posting them now. I had a 24 hour relationship which since 7pm last night I have met all her family and been introduced as her new boyfriend at some mad party in the Warren, smashed the back doors out of her till the early hours, she even told me she had fallen in love with me, had dinner together round my folks this evening, mutually agreeing to end the relationship shortly before Top Gear came on tonight. Weekend relationships might be the way ahead.
Dave Benson Phillips Posted 4 July, 2010 Author Posted 4 July, 2010 A microcosmic relationship. It would be quite amusing if I was joking. But that is seriously how the last 24 hours unfolded. Absolutely Epic! Now.. Georgie... about that drink? ;-)
saint_stevo Posted 4 July, 2010 Posted 4 July, 2010 (edited) I offered drink and food dbp, and nothing! Suppose you got previous tho, and you can chat her up on facebook so jumped to the front of the queue..... Edited 5 July, 2010 by saint_stevo
Georgie Posted 5 July, 2010 Posted 5 July, 2010 It would be quite amusing if I was joking. But that is seriously how the last 24 hours unfolded. Absolutely Epic! Now.. Georgie... about that drink? ;-) Oh now you want to talk to me after two blew you out, hmm let me think about that!
Georgie Posted 5 July, 2010 Posted 5 July, 2010 I offered drink and food dbp, and nothing! Suppose you got previous tho, and you can chat her up on facebook so jumped to the front of kid queue..... When did you offer that?
Turkish Posted 5 July, 2010 Posted 5 July, 2010 She dumped him... ... then dumped me too. What a c*nt. Dumped twice in three days He got dumped twice in three days... Fat useless **** Stu he got dumped twice in three days.. :lol::lol::lol:
Turkish Posted 5 July, 2010 Posted 5 July, 2010 It would be quite amusing if I was joking. But that is seriously how the last 24 hours unfolded. Absolutely Epic! Now.. Georgie... about that drink? ;-) Dont worry Stu, women find you funny, cool and what with you being imense in the sack even your ex's always come back wanting more :lol::lol:
Dave Benson Phillips Posted 5 July, 2010 Author Posted 5 July, 2010 Dont worry Stu, women find you funny, cool and what with you being imense in the sack even your ex's always come back wanting more :lol::lol: This is true. Backed up by the fact she has just text me and asked if she can stay at mine tonight. Easy, easy, easy.
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