Ponty Posted 28 June, 2010 Share Posted 28 June, 2010 If I were you, DBP, I'd think carefully about getting involved with any girl who you were able to steal because there'll always be someone better out there to steal her off you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Benson Phillips Posted 28 June, 2010 Author Share Posted 28 June, 2010 If I were you, DBP, I'd think carefully about getting involved with any girl who you were able to steal because there'll always be someone better out there to steal her off you. I am not speaking on behalf of myself Ponty, it was a discussion that we were having in the pub the other night and I thought I would put it to the forum of Saintswebs members. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 28 June, 2010 Share Posted 28 June, 2010 This thread seems to be going slightly off-topic and has the potential to turn into one of the great personal arguments to come out on Saintsweb, worthy of Golden Posts. How would you know what a Golden post constitutes, as you are a new member Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Benson Phillips Posted 28 June, 2010 Author Share Posted 28 June, 2010 How would you know what a Golden post constitutes, as you are a new member http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/forumdisplay.php?14-Golden-Posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoccerMom Posted 28 June, 2010 Share Posted 28 June, 2010 Been on both sides of this situation. Can't ride two horses with the same bum, Dave. If she ****s you while going out with him, who's to say she won't do the same to you? Or decide you're not worth it, and make it up with him? Let her break it off with him. Then think about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 28 June, 2010 Share Posted 28 June, 2010 I'm going to stay single because 'I am not ready for a relationship' apparently, then at least I won't get hurt. Ha. And I'm not a cast off. no, no you're not, but you should higher standards, trust me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Benson Phillips Posted 28 June, 2010 Author Share Posted 28 June, 2010 no, no you're not, but you should higher standards, trust me Excuse me, we have already had this conversation on Facebook... ... James Cordon has made fat people fashionable. I have never had so much female attention since Smithy rose to fame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Georgie Posted 28 June, 2010 Share Posted 28 June, 2010 Excuse me, we have already had this conversation on Facebook... ... James Cordon has made fat people fashionable. I have never had so much female attention since Smithy rose to fame. yet you are still single Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Benson Phillips Posted 28 June, 2010 Author Share Posted 28 June, 2010 yet you are still single Out of choice Georgina, out of choice. :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Georgie Posted 28 June, 2010 Share Posted 28 June, 2010 Out of choice Georgina, out of choice. :-) Yes and don't i know it. I am not good enough Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 28 June, 2010 Share Posted 28 June, 2010 yet you are still single and a virgin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 28 June, 2010 Share Posted 28 June, 2010 Yes and don't i know it. I am not good enough Georgie, can i ask you a question. What is the attraction? I am struggling to work it out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Benson Phillips Posted 28 June, 2010 Author Share Posted 28 June, 2010 Georgie, can i ask you a question. What is the attraction? I am struggling to work it out. What you are trying to say, is that you wish you were like me Turkish? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 28 June, 2010 Share Posted 28 June, 2010 What you are trying to say, is that you wish you were like me Turkish? Oi! I was talking to Georgie not you, i will comment when she does. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Georgie Posted 28 June, 2010 Share Posted 28 June, 2010 Georgie, can i ask you a question. What is the attraction? I am struggling to work it out. I though he was a nice guy, but now I dont haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 28 June, 2010 Share Posted 28 June, 2010 I though he was a nice guy, but now I dont haha :lol::lol::lol: A first class fat, slightly funny, nice guy but not remotely attractive???!! Is he the type of guy that women say looks dont matter until he takes his top off and the big, fat, white, mountain of blubber comes towards them and then realise that they really could never go there again, that kind of a nice guy??!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 28 June, 2010 Share Posted 28 June, 2010 What you are trying to say, is that you wish you were like me Turkish? They think you are a 'nice guy' nothing more than a sympathy **** for girls will low self esteem that dont think they can get any better my friend. I knew it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Benson Phillips Posted 28 June, 2010 Author Share Posted 28 June, 2010 :lol::lol::lol: A first class fat, slightly funny, nice guy but not remotely attractive???!! Is he the type of guy that women say looks dont matter until he takes his top off and the big, fat, white, mountain of blubber comes towards them and then realise that they really could never go there again, that kind of a nice guy??!! I shall be showing her pictures of you and getting her to compare who is the better looking. :-) I shall post her response. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Benson Phillips Posted 28 June, 2010 Author Share Posted 28 June, 2010 They think you are a 'nice guy' nothing more than a sympathy **** for girls will low self esteem that dont think they can get any better my friend. I knew it! Hahahahaha, go Jerry, go Jerry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Georgie Posted 28 June, 2010 Share Posted 28 June, 2010 :lol::lol::lol: A first class fat, slightly funny, nice guy but not remotely attractive???!! Is he the type of guy that women say looks dont matter until he takes his top off and the big, fat, white, mountain of blubber comes towards them and then realise that they really could never go there again, that kind of a nice guy??!! Well I dont know, it never got that far, as I am ugly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Benson Phillips Posted 28 June, 2010 Author Share Posted 28 June, 2010 This is getting a bit boring now. Can we get back on the subject? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Georgie Posted 28 June, 2010 Share Posted 28 June, 2010 This is getting a bit boring now. Can we get back on the subject? And why's that, because you are being put down? aww poor you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 28 June, 2010 Share Posted 28 June, 2010 Well I dont know, it never got that far, as I am ugly Just as well you are only saving yourself from a whole world of disapointment, you have got lucky not having to have the memory of that going near you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 28 June, 2010 Share Posted 28 June, 2010 (edited) I shall be showing her pictures of you and getting her to compare who is the better looking. :-) I shall post her response. with me though its the package, the looks, the style, the humour, the charisma, and just having that aura which people are drawn too. It doesn't all come across in just a photo. Not like you where woman would go 'ahhh, he looks like a really nice guy' when what they mean is 'he is a soppy c*** who i should be able to pull and well in/below my league so i wont risk being blown out' Edited 28 June, 2010 by Turkish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Georgie Posted 28 June, 2010 Share Posted 28 June, 2010 with me though its the package, the looks, the style, the humour, the charisma, and just having that aura which people are drawn too. It doesn't all come across in just a photo. Not like you where woman would go 'ahhh, he looks like a really nice guy' when what they mean is 'he is a soppy c*** who i should be able to pull and well in my league so i wont risk being blown out' Well I was blown out, so not quite sure what to say that. Obviously he is out of my league! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 28 June, 2010 Share Posted 28 June, 2010 Well I was blown out, so not quite sure what to say that. Obviously he is out of my league! I cant believe you think the oompa loompa is out of your league. Seriously, soon you'll realise what a lucky esacpe you had, just imagine how violated you'd have felt when he rested his gut on your bum when you were at it doggy style, you have been saved from all that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Georgie Posted 28 June, 2010 Share Posted 28 June, 2010 I cant believe you think the oompa loompa is out of your league. Seriously, soon you'll realise what a lucky esacpe you had, just imagine how violated you'd have felt when he rested his gut on your bum when you were at it doggy style, you have been saved from all that. You aren't very nice to him are you haha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 28 June, 2010 Share Posted 28 June, 2010 You aren't very nice to him are you haha. He isn't very nice to you, its the Darwin effect and i am the alpha male. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denzil Posted 28 June, 2010 Share Posted 28 June, 2010 Well I was blown out, so not quite sure what to say that. Obviously he is out of my league! Don't worry Georgie I've seen you on FB and you're well fit. What you up to tonight? xx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponty Posted 28 June, 2010 Share Posted 28 June, 2010 There is a PM system here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 28 June, 2010 Share Posted 28 June, 2010 :lol::lol::lol: A first class fat, slightly funny, nice guy but not remotely attractive???!! Is he the type of guy that women say looks dont matter until he takes his top off and the big, fat, white, mountain of blubber comes towards them and then realise that they really could never go there again, that kind of a nice guy??!! St Stevo ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Georgie Posted 28 June, 2010 Share Posted 28 June, 2010 Don't worry Georgie I've seen you on FB and you're well fit. What you up to tonight? xx Haha, well being single Im doing nothing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 28 June, 2010 Share Posted 28 June, 2010 Haha, well being single Im doing nothing! There is your first mistake, sitting at home moping about, get yourself out there, join the gym, go and do an evening course in cookery so when you get a bloke you look hot with your kit off and can cook properly, if they are lucky as a treat do both at the same time? master those two things and your 1/10 of the way there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Georgie Posted 28 June, 2010 Share Posted 28 June, 2010 There is your first mistake, sitting at home moping about, get yourself out there, join the gym, go and do an evening course in cookery so when you get a bloke you look hot with your kit off and can cook properly, if they are lucky as a treat do both at the same time? master those two things and your 1/10 of the way there. actually this is my only night in of the week, so im not really moping about! and i can already cook and i play footy and hockey, not too sure about looking hot though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 28 June, 2010 Share Posted 28 June, 2010 actually this is my only night in of the week, so im not really moping about! and i can already cook and i play footy and hockey, not too sure about looking hot though hmmmmmmmmmmm, maybe its a woman you are after really?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Georgie Posted 28 June, 2010 Share Posted 28 June, 2010 hmmmmmmmmmmm, maybe its a woman you are after really?? no way! what is wrong with a woman playing footy? oh yeah i forgot we should be in the kitchen instead! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 28 June, 2010 Share Posted 28 June, 2010 no way! what is wrong with a woman playing footy? oh yeah i forgot we should be in the kitchen instead! I like a woman that knows her place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint lard Posted 30 June, 2010 Share Posted 30 June, 2010 If a women is willing to play away from home and cheat on her fella chances are she will do the same too you.You won't have been the first and probably won't be the last. Never trust a women that is a cheat. And don't fall for the ******** " i feel so guilty for doing it behind his back,i must tell him" and "i'm not really that type of girl/woman to cheat" Especially if her other half is a submariner.I have fallen for that old drivel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Saint Posted 30 June, 2010 Share Posted 30 June, 2010 Going back to the OP - does it really count as stealing if you give her back afterwards? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Benson Phillips Posted 30 June, 2010 Author Share Posted 30 June, 2010 If a women is willing to play away from home and cheat on her fella chances are she will do the same too you.You won't have been the first and probably won't be the last. Never trust a women that is a cheat. And don't fall for the ******** " i feel so guilty for doing it behind his back,i must tell him" and "i'm not really that type of girl/woman to cheat" Especially if her other half is a submariner.I have fallen for that old drivel. Ha, that is a true story. Girls that cheat generally never get it out of their system, although there are some which just haven't been with the right bloke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Georgie Posted 30 June, 2010 Share Posted 30 June, 2010 Ha, that is a true story. Girls that cheat generally never get it out of their system, although there are some which just haven't been with the right bloke. Anyone that cheats will never change Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Benson Phillips Posted 30 June, 2010 Author Share Posted 30 June, 2010 Anyone that cheats will never change Unless the person they are with is immense in the sack, as I am. :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Georgie Posted 30 June, 2010 Share Posted 30 June, 2010 Unless the person they are with is immense in the sack, as I am. :-) Ahem. Why was I cheated on then?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Benson Phillips Posted 30 June, 2010 Author Share Posted 30 June, 2010 Ahem. Why was I cheated on then?! A night of drunkeness maybe? He might have been a bit of a c*nt. I cannot answer that young Georgina. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Georgie Posted 30 June, 2010 Share Posted 30 June, 2010 A night of drunkeness maybe? He might have been a bit of a c*nt. I cannot answer that young Georgina. He was not drunk, he knew fully well what he was up to, the t*at This is why I trust no one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 30 June, 2010 Share Posted 30 June, 2010 He was not drunk, he knew fully well what he was up to, the t*at This is why I trust no one! might be the same problem as i have, not that anyone has every cheated on me, but if they did it is because i am so far out of their league it made them insecure and unattractive with me being so much better than them so they cheated to make themselves feel better, with a lesser mortal, just so for once they were more attractive, stylish, charming, funnier, charismatic etc than what they are used too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scummer Posted 30 June, 2010 Share Posted 30 June, 2010 Ahem. Why was I cheated on then?! Maybe you don't put out enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Benson Phillips Posted 30 June, 2010 Author Share Posted 30 June, 2010 He was not drunk, he knew fully well what he was up to, the t*at This is why I trust no one! I don't know, then again, knowing you, I would say it is because you are a bit of a soft touch, you need to kick some ass sometimes and be a bit assertive. Regards Jeremy Kyle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Benson Phillips Posted 30 June, 2010 Author Share Posted 30 June, 2010 Lots of ladies like me, I think the main attraction is that I can play tunes with my head, a bit like Rolf Harris but in a far more impressive way. I am kind, loyal and very very cool to be around, I have lots of friends, so it makes people with less friends think they have got more if they go out with me. I am pretty bloody good in the sack ( there is not an ex yet who hasn't wanted a bit on the side after we have finished ) . I even attract people who already have boyfriends of years who are prepared to finish with them for a chance with me. That is impressive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 30 June, 2010 Share Posted 30 June, 2010 He was not drunk, he knew fully well what he was up to, the t*at This is why I trust no one! Get used to it, even if you look like Megan Fox, within six months of starting a relationship any red blooded man would rather slot one in the local boozers bike than the same bit of meat he has been pounding everynight, apart from when they dont have a headache, time of the month, too tired etc. The ones that dont, cant. Fact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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