how about another A-Z....

[Turkish]

I'll start us off-

 

Aprehensive- What Jelle Van Damme might have been as a small child when he was learning to swim and he got in the water for the first time with no arm bands on.

[Smirking_Saint]

.............

Edited 16 June, 2010 by Smirking_Saint

[Turkish]

Bleed - what Jelle Van Damme would do if he acidently nicked his finger with the garden shears whilst cutting his hedge.

[Turkish]

Cholystrol - What Jelle VAn Damme would have a high amount of if he started eating lots of burgers and chips and stopped excercising.

[Cestrian Saint]

Diclofenac - A non-steroidal anti-inflammatory drug taken to reduce inflammation and as an analgesic reducing pain in conditions such as arthritis or acute injury. Heavilly promoted by footballer Jelle Van Damme.

[Dave Benson Phillips]

Epilepsy - If Jelle Van Damme had this condition, he wouldn't find it hard to fit in the Birmingham City team.

[Badger]

F - F'kin ridiculous thread,which would be JVD's view if he read it too.

[saint_stevo]

Gangrene- What Jelle Van Damme would get if you had an infection in an open wound

[Turkish]

H - Hilucinations- What Jelle Van Damme would have if he took acid or any other hilucinagenic drug.

[Turkish]

I - Irked, What Jelle Van Damme would be if he went camping for the weekend and was trying to get to sleep and a fly or wasp got stuck in his tent, he couldn't find it due to the dark and the buzzing kept him awake all night.

[Turkish]

jam- possibly jelle Van Dammes favourite topping for topping for his toast or alternatively one of his two favourite bands, which contain Paul Weller singing and song writing.

[Dave Benson Phillips]

Ketamine - A drug which may be administered to one of Jelle Van Dammes horses ( if he has one ) , should they need a minor operation.

[Turkish]

Kryptonite - what Jelle Van Damme would have a weakness too if he was born on planet Krypton and was sent to earth by his parents in a small spaceship earth when the planet was destroyed.

[RonManager]

Len Robinson - what JVD might have been called if he'd been born as someone else.

[John D]

melon - what JVD practised his footy skills with as a child as he had no football

[Turkish]

M - Multichannel - what Sky package Jelle Van DAmme probably has.

[Turkish]

N - Numb, what Jeele Van Dammes mouth would be shortly after a trip to the dentists for minor dental surgery.

[saint_stevo]

Naughty- What Jelle Van Damme was to Onguchi Onyewu

[John D]

onguchi Onyewu - JVD was naughty to

[RonManager]

Can I have a P please, Bob.

 

The letter JVD may have asked for if he'd been on Blockbuster.

Edited 16 June, 2010 by RonManager
Bit nosey aren't you?

[RoundHill-Saint]

Pants - what JVD probably has on right now under his jeans/shorts

[dubai_phil]

Queer. As in what this fred is, no link to JVD whatsoever

[saint_stevo]

Randy- What JVD gets when Mick McCarthy says his name

[Turkish]

S - Stampdee, what Jele Van Damme would be caught up in if he was in the serengeti when a herd of angry elephants all ran towards him.

[Dave Benson Phillips]

T - Turkish is a bit of a moran populating Saintsweb with non football related garbage. That's what Jelle Van Damme would say.

[Turkish]

U - upset, what Dave Benson Phillips seems to be with the continiation of the tenuos A-Z threads

[Dave Benson Phillips]

V - Vevezula - Less annoying and irritating than Turkish and his tedious threads.

Edited 16 June, 2010 by Dave Benson Phillips

[suewhistle]

W******, what Turkish is probably doing; or change it to an adjective....

[Dave Benson Phillips]

xxx - The classification of movie I would like to see Sue Whistle in.

[Dave Benson Phillips]

Yellow - Cup winning kit that JVD didn't wear.

[Dave Benson Phillips]

Zoo - A suggestion of where Sue Whistle can take the kids for the day whilst Daddy is at football..

[Dave Benson Phillips]

I think we can lock this now moderators.

[Turkish]

W******, what Turkish is probably doing; or change it to an adjective....

 

working- what i have been doing to be unable to reply to the above, which by no coincidence at all, not what Jelle Van Damme is doing, as he is on a mid season break.

[lambertsrightleg]

w-******, what dave benson phillips is