On The Pitch

[dune]

As theres not a lot to moan about at present (apart from the booking fee) has anyone got any stories.

[MINIBARCELONASAINT]

I drew a picture of Hassan Kachloul when I was a (younger) boy, and sent it in to the club. He then left for Villa and I had to endure 3 years of me email address being Kachloul94@aol.com

[BadgerBadger]

I once grazed my shin celebrating a Saints goal - true story

[dune]

I drew a picture of Hassan Kachloul when I was a (younger) boy, and sent it in to the club. He then left for Villa and I had to endure 3 years of me email address being Kachloul94@aol.com

 

ha ha, love it, who gives a **** if it has nothing to with the thread, in fact art is cool. I have no artistic ability at all, but as a kid me and my mates used to set to light to **** for something do to and grafiti the bus shelter and this is could be argued to be leaning towards modern art. That said i'm now a comitted member of UKIP and a fully fledged hpocrite.

[BadgerBadger]

Malcolm Waldron presented my 'Most Improved Player' of the year award and he gave my mate his patio set.

[Smirking_Saint]

Stuart Gray once said i looked a very promising young forward after putting a hatrick past his nippers team.

[Big John]

I drew a picture of Hassan Kachloul when I was a (younger) boy, and sent it in to the club. He then left for Villa and I had to endure 3 years of me email address being Kachloul94@aol.com

 

 

Could you draw us a picture of Anthony Pulis please MBS?

 

It would be much appreciated.

[Big John]

I once had a fag in the toilets of the Junior Saints club

[VectisSaint]

Could you draw us a picture of Anthony Pulis please MBS?

 

It would be much appreciated.

Would need a good imagination, most people have no idea what he looks like.

[Give it to Ron]

Had a look at the pitch yesterday...its very sandy and looking a bit ropey - think we should leave it like that and practise for a while on it and get used to 50% of the other grounds in this division.

Come start of the season it will of course be superb as always.

[SO16_Saint]

A mate and I sent in a tape (yes a tape!!) to the club with us singing lyrics we converted from the Man Utd song - can't remember the actual song or lyrics, or if we got a reply.

 

Not a good story if truth be told

[saint_bert]

I sent a letter to the club asking for Mark Hughes's autograph.

 

Didnt recieve it, but told all my mates I did

[RonManager]

Brian O'Neil squeezed my balls in the disco coach of the 'League Liner' train on the way back from ManUre back in the 70's.

 

It hurt like feck at the time but it's OK now.

[Saint_clark]

I drew a picture of Hassan Kachloul when I was a (younger) boy, and sent it in to the club. He then left for Villa and I had to endure 3 years of me email address being Kachloul94@aol.com

 

When I was just a little boy,

I drew a picture, of Hassan Kachloul.

He left for Villa,

I looked a pillock,

Now i've a sh*t addy.

 

I'm very, very bored...

[hamster]

Went on the pitch vs Leeds as my mate had peened the Rudi, Rudi, Rudi, Rudi song in the play-off year. Interviewed by Mike Osman and presented with a signed shirt from Garteh Bale (miserable sod). Got my grandson on with me too which was cool for him.

 

When waiting we sat in the Leeds' dug-out on Dennis Wise's seat. He'd left his jacket on the back of the chair and it did cross my mind to try it for size or just simply nick it.

 

Got to meet Mark and Stewart Dennis on the morning show (the brothers), in the match progamme and on both the OS and The Saint site.

 

I was like a little kid tbh. V sad, I know.

[Dave Benson Phillips]

I remember Roy Keane stopping Beckham and Scholes getting off the coach and having a fight with me after we spanked them 6-3 :cool:

[RonManager]

I remember Roy Keane stopping Beckham and Scholes getting off the coach and having a fight with me after we spanked them 6-3 :cool:

 

They'll catch up with you one day.

 

One day when Roy's not there to stop them.

 

You'll see.

 

Sleep well tonight.

[Tractor_Saint]

I once had a fag in the toilets of the Junior Saints club

 

Hope he was over 21.

[Thedelldays]

As theres not a lot to moan about at present (apart from the booking fee) has anyone got any stories.

 

years ago, we played ipswich at the dell..(we won 4-3)..it was around the time richard hall was playing for us..

 

during the build up, we were egging on this bloke who was clearly retarded and backwards..we were egging him on to run on the pitch with US if saints score..

 

anyway, saints go 1-0 up...and we never did...ipswich go 2-1 and the goading continues..

saints equalise and we shout "on the pitch"..thinking he would not fall for it, as we found our spots after going nuts at the equaliser...who did we see running around the center circle..? yep, said retard...it was funny..clearly an idiot running around the pitch....as he came back towards the milton, tim flowers tries to get him back in the stands before the stewards came..

 

anyway, he was ejected and missed a cracking game as saints went on to win 4-3...

 

I think in those days, he was a £60 fine and pretty much a slap on the wrist for going on the pitch

[Saint_clark]

years ago, we played ipswich at the dell..(we won 4-3)..it was around the time richard hall was playing for us..

 

during the build up, we were egging on this bloke who was clearly retarded and backwards..we were egging him on to run on the pitch with US if saints score..

 

anyway, saints go 1-0 up...and we never did...ipswich go 2-1 and the goading continues..

saints equalise and we shout "on the pitch"..thinking he would not fall for it, as we found our spots after going nuts at the equaliser...who did we see running around the center circle..? yep, said retard...it was funny..clearly an idiot running around the pitch....as he came back towards the milton, tim flowers tries to get him back in the stands before the stewards came..

 

anyway, he was ejected and missed a cracking game as saints went on to win 4-3...

 

I think in those days, he was a £60 fine and pretty much a slap on the wrist for going on the pitch

 

Did you know Stu from before, or was that the first time you met him?

[for_heaven's_Saint]

Paul Wotton drinks rum and coke 2 at a time

[saint_bert]

Hope he was over 21.

 

I lol'd

[SaintNeil90]

Someone told me a story about them going on the rose bowl pitch (yes not exactly saints related) as a nipper and getting away with a stump. He still has it in his bedroom apparently. That story made me chuckle.

[LeBenali]

I had to wait to go for a wee wee at Wembley at the JPT final, as Rickie Lambert's brother was in the cublicle having a crafty cigarette. The story will be on the OS at 11.02pm tomorrow, so that the Echo don't have time to print it in Thursdays edition.

[SaintNeil90]

I had to wait to go for a wee wee at Wembley at the JPT final, as Rickie Lambert's brother was in the cublicle having a crafty cigarette. The story will be on the OS at 11.02pm tomorrow, so that the Echo don't have time to print it in Thursdays edition.

 

It will be in Thursdays Afternoon edition!

[SFKA South Woodford]

I was invited to go in the players lounge and have a drink with Bruce Grobelaar after I had travelled down from London only to get to the Dell and find the game had been called off. It was around the time that Grob was being investigated for the match fixing allegation in the News of the world. I got talking to a steward about how peeved I was to travel all that way only to find the game was off, he asked me to wait outside for a while whilst he went inside and came back a few minutes later and told me that Bruce wanted to invite me in for a drink. I declined just in case he was guilty and had 'fixed' some of our games.

[Pilchards]

My mate stole Scott Marshall's signing on contract as he left it on the table to get a drink, he gave me a copy, I then sent it to SISA who passed it on to Merdian.

He was on £24k a week after bonuses.