song for the sash

[mack rill]

You change the strips for a sash

is it Gay or fookin gash,

your gonna be the laughing stock of the league!

 

To the choon of (we are red we are white and were fookin dynamite)

 

second verse.

You pony boys say its a sash

but us skates think its a gash

and the end of the months come around..

[SaintRobbie]

Can we all blow our vuvuzelas for the sash?

 

.... come on I know you've all got one!

[CWD]

How about:

 

Our socks are black,

Our shirts are white,

We are ****ing dynamite

with a great red sash from our shoulder to our hip

we're going to the championship!

 

Not great i know... queue the abuse

[Wilko]

I'm still trying to work out why Mr Liebherr would be going to "Rome to see the Pope"?

 

Protestant Rangers fans sing something similar deriding their catholic rivals, it certainly made no sense Saints fans singing it last season. OK this season we'll be wearing the sash but...

 

I can remember Arsenal fans singing (to the tune of BAs advert at the time) to Spurs Steve Archibald..."You're just a Scottish Jew (because a: he was Scottish, b: Spurs Jewish associations) Archibald, Archibald", shortly after we played (and beat) Liverpool at Anfield and a number of Saints fans started singing at Dalglish..."You're just a Scottish Jew........"

 

Some fans just don't get it.

 

Fair point there. I do 'get it' but I just couldn't think of a different opening.

 

How about.

 

The saviour Marcus Liebherr saved us after we went broke x 3

And this is what he said

Who's that team they call Southampton

Who's that team we all adore

They're the boys wearing the sash

Pompey are a load of gash

And Harry Redknapp's mother is a whore

[Secret Site Agent]

Sash ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh' date=' saviour of the universe[/quote']

 

Sash, Sash I love you. But we only have 14 minutes to win the game!!!!!

[RonManager]

second verse.

You pony boys say its a sash

but us skates think its a gash

and the end of the months come around..

 

 

 

fnaar fnaar

[Pugwash]

Or:

 

Here we go, we're so flash,

Our new shirt has got a sash

And you'll love - love your stay here

Cos our Nic has changed the beer

 

na na na na na na na na na na naaa

our new shirt's got a sash

 

na na na na na na na na na na naaa

and our owner's got a stash

 

etc

 

(With a nod to The Primitives - 'Crash')