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To the harry and jim song (which i like)

 

We are the sash we are the sash, **** the football we're gonna get mashed.

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No, I think someone mentioned one involving Lambert and the sash, earlier.

 

Something along the lines of Lambert wearing the sash, which inevitably makes the other team look gash. I suspect variations of that will go a long way.

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It is old but it is beautiful, and its colours they are fine

It was worn at Derry, Aughrim, Enniskillen and the Boyne.

My father wore it as a youth in bygone days of yore,

And on the Twelfth I love to wear the sash my father wore.

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I thought there was a song called The Sash anyway?

 

It is old but it is beautiful, and its colours they are fine

It was worn at Derry, Aughrim, Enniskillen and the Boyne.

My father wore it as a youth in bygone days of yore,

And it's on the Twelfth I love to wear the sash my father wore.

 

Hmmmmm, rather an orangey flavour to that.

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You change the strips for a sash

is it Gay or fookin gash,

your gonna be the laughing stock of the league!;)

 

To the choon of (we are red we are white and were fookin dynamite)

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You change the strips for a sash

is it Gay or fookin gash,

your gonna be the laughing stock of the league!;)

 

To the choon of (we are red we are white and were fookin dynamite)

 

While you bunch of twohats still think you're being hard done by!

 

Will the FCSBs be in the league this time next year?

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It is old but it is beautiful, and its colours they are fine

It was worn at Derry, Aughrim, Enniskillen and the Boyne.

My father wore it as a youth in bygone days of yore,

And on the Twelfth I love to wear the sash my father wore.

 

What tune does it go to if any?

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While you bunch of twohats still think you're being hard done by!

 

Will the FCSBs be in the league this time next year?

 

Once you've been beanied you can lord it over your rivals for years.

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While you bunch of twohats still think you're being hard done by!

 

Will the FCSBs be in the league this time next year?

 

Come on ESB you gotta admit its fookin poetry with a catchy choon,:cool:

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Once you've been beanied you can lord it over your rivals for years.

 

Lol, I forgot the TY in with their one time sponsors!

 

Come on ESB you gotta admit its fookin poetry with a catchy choon,:cool:

 

Catchy maybe but play on words award of the season has surely got to be

 

Pay Up Pumpee ?

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That is ****ing brilliant. Everything about it is me.

 

I'm pretty sure that the Rangers fans are no longer allowed to sing it because of the anti Irish/Catholic nature of it ! They did have slightly different (and more abusive) lyrics, mind !

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To the harry and jim song (which i like)

 

We are the sash we are the sash, **** the football we're gonna get mashed.

 

Tom Hark (or the 'Harry and Jim' song as you call it) brings back too painful a memory and is well and truly banned in my head !

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I'm pretty sure that the Rangers fans are no longer allowed to sing it because of the anti Irish/Catholic nature of it ! They did have slightly different (and more abusive) lyrics, mind !

 

I have always been a Catholic but from very early days I followed the Teddy Bears because I opted for the underdogs. (Chelsea in the 67 F.A. Cup final etc.). My school chums, as I got older, could not understand. I heard the sash a few times on my trips to Ibrox and felt that I didn't like the references to being 'up to our knees in fenian blood' as it was tasteless.

 

There is a good programme about the football bigotry, spread over 3 or so parts, on Youtube.

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"Our shirt's got a sash, your shirt's ****ing gash, our shirt's got a stripe, your shirt's ****ing tripe."

 

"Our sash, on the middle of our chest." (Damn you Madness with your catchy tunes...)

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"Our shirt's got a sash, your shirt's ****ing gash, our shirt's got a stripe, your shirt's ****ing tripe."

 

"Our sash, on the middle of our chest." (Damn you Madness with your catchy tunes...)

 

Does this go the the tune this badge is your badge what Fc united sing. I think the real song is This land is your land.

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Our new kit has a single red sash,

It has no sponsor as we have so much cash,

It's our 125th year, lets all have a beer,

... Wayne Thomas is balder than a porn star's ****

 

(If only he was still here)

Posted (edited)

"Who the fookin 'ell are you"

As nobody will recognise it as the Southampton made famous over 125 years

Edited by docker-p
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It is old but it is beautiful, and its colours they are fine

It was worn at Derry, Aughrim, Enniskillen and the Boyne.

My father wore it as a youth in bygone days of yore,

And on the Twelfth I love to wear the sash my father wore.

 

How about no?

 

I'll be damned if I sing any orange songs however altered the lyrics.

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Rickies scoring in his sleep

Kelvins got a goal to keep and

he can't hang around

 

Our Sash, in the middle of our shirt

Our Sash in the middle of our shirt

 

To the tune of "Our House" by madness ?

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OR; With same tune;

 

Our sash it makes us all so proud,

we're always singing and

It's usually very loud

 

Our sash, in the middle of our shirts

Our sash, in the middle of our shirts

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Here's the adjusted version of last season's away day favourite:

The saviour Marcus Liebherr went to Rome to see the Pope x3

And this is what he said

Who's that team they call Southampton

Who's that team we all adore

They're the boys wearing the sash

Pompey are a load of gash

And Harry Redknapp's mother is a whore

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Here's the adjusted version of last season's away day favourite:

The saviour Marcus Liebherr went to Rome to see the Pope x3

And this is what he said

Who's that team they call Southampton

Who's that team we all adore

They're the boys wearing the sash

Pompey are a load of gash

And Harry Redknapp's mother is a whore

 

You could be onto something here, but I really don't think mentioning Pompey fits with it.

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"Who the fookin 'ell are you"

As nobody will recognise it as the Southampton made famous over 125 years

 

I hate to p!ss on your miserable sash-hating parade, but the shirt in your avatar has a sash on the back, where as our kit does not.

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Here's the adjusted version of last season's away day favourite:

The saviour Marcus Liebherr went to Rome to see the Pope x3

And this is what he said

Who's that team they call Southampton

Who's that team we all adore

They're the boys wearing the sash

Pompey are a load of gash

And Harry Redknapp's mother is a whore

 

I'm still trying to work out why Mr Liebherr would be going to "Rome to see the Pope"?

 

Protestant Rangers fans sing something similar deriding their catholic rivals, it certainly made no sense Saints fans singing it last season. OK this season we'll be wearing the sash but...

 

I can remember Arsenal fans singing (to the tune of BAs advert at the time) to Spurs Steve Archibald..."You're just a Scottish Jew (because a: he was Scottish, b: Spurs Jewish associations) Archibald, Archibald", shortly after we played (and beat) Liverpool at Anfield and a number of Saints fans started singing at Dalglish..."You're just a Scottish Jew........"

 

Some fans just don't get it.

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