The "i've not got a new kit" fred

[Badger]

and wigs. Although that would be the crazy ones...

 

Do you mean the ginger wigs by any chance?

[arfurdent]

C'mon turkish, we all know where a woman should be whilst her boyfriend is watching the footie..... knelt down in front of the sofa, to one side of course so the head doesn't block the view! Otherwise why would women have eyes in the back of their heads;)

 

In fact one of my fondest memories was on honeymoon at the Banyan Tree in Phuket, romantic dinner on the beach, booked the intimate moments package for when we returned to the villa, turned on the TV looking for porn only to find something even better...... Saints beating Man City comfortably 2-0 with a totally dominant performance whilst being pleasured by the new wife:D

 

Of course the honeymoon is well and truly over now but the memory is locked away in the bank forever:smt110

 

So please don't degrade women by suggesting they have no place in football:smt018

 

have you actually got a sofa?

[mikee]

have you actually got a sofa?

 

Nah, just made that bit up to impress people!

 

From what i remember of the game, I think Beattie scored a cracker but can't remember who else scored - apart from me of course.