skintsaint Posted 10 June, 2010 Share Posted 10 June, 2010 http://news.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/hi/front_page/newsid_10280000/newsid_10281100/10281195.stm it isnt a phrase i use too often but in this case i have to use it... what a nobber Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baj Posted 10 June, 2010 Share Posted 10 June, 2010 "Ive got something semi-good to tell you"... he said... to his mum..... 'kin ell... WHAT??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Landrew Posted 10 June, 2010 Share Posted 10 June, 2010 What a twerp. Hasn't he heard of astroturf..? That is, if he must do it at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 10 June, 2010 Share Posted 10 June, 2010 It will be as good as dead by England's second game. What a 'kin turnip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SO16_Saint Posted 10 June, 2010 Share Posted 10 June, 2010 my mrs would tear me apart if i even thought of doing that, let alone actually doing it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hutch Posted 10 June, 2010 Share Posted 10 June, 2010 It will be as good as dead by England's second game. What a 'kin turnip. Not if he's put sprinklers in. And UV lamps. Give the lad some credit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fish fingers Posted 10 June, 2010 Share Posted 10 June, 2010 I wonder if he got his top soil from St Marys. What a goon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamilton Saint Posted 10 June, 2010 Share Posted 10 June, 2010 Silly sod! His mother should turf him out of the house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 10 June, 2010 Share Posted 10 June, 2010 Not if he's put sprinklers in. And UV lamps. Give the lad some credit. Don't forget undersoil and plant food. My god if he does it properly, yes, the grass will grow, but the plastering and structure of the house will be utterly buttf*cked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The9 Posted 10 June, 2010 Share Posted 10 June, 2010 He could have at least spent the money on a current kit. Or some magic beans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancake Posted 10 June, 2010 Share Posted 10 June, 2010 (edited) Link not working any more? is now Edited 10 June, 2010 by Pancake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 10 June, 2010 Share Posted 10 June, 2010 Hope the police nick him for stealing that council sign. There is now way he went out and paid for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iansums Posted 10 June, 2010 Share Posted 10 June, 2010 SRS wants to know if he paid for the turf in installments! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Munster Posted 10 June, 2010 Share Posted 10 June, 2010 It will be as good as dead by England's second game. What a 'kin turnip. Well it could be that England will be dead by then as well, so it could be quite appropriate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 10 June, 2010 Share Posted 10 June, 2010 Hope the police nick him for stealing that council sign. There is now way he went out and paid for it. Grass him up Get it........Grass.................nevermind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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