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Arizona

Arizona

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So far I've got...

 

A - alpine_saint - It wouldn't be the same without him

B - Beer, it's too warm and the queues are too big FFS!

C - Chapel End - Sssshhh. It's nap time

D -

E -

F -

G - Get behind the team FFS!

H - HCDAJFU

I - Itchen - We're over 'ere

J - Johnstone's Paint Trophy

K - Kingsland - We're over 'ere

L - Lowe Out!

M - Matt Le Tiss

N - Northam - We're over 'ere

O - Oh when the Saints...

P - Pahars

Q -

R - Rudi Skacel - Has he signed yet?

S - Saints Web Forum

T - Top Soil - Help yourself, it's free

U -

V -

W - We 8 Pompey

X - Xrays - Pahars needed lots of them

Y - Yoof!

Z -

Pilchards

Pilchards

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S - Speed, everytime Anders came on the pitch as a sub he would sprint to his position while everyone was stood still, this made him look very quick, once the game restarts you never saw him again.

CB Saint

CB Saint

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So far I've got...

 

A - alpine_saint - It wouldn't be the same without him

B - Beer, it's too warm and the queues are too big FFS!

C - Chapel End - Sssshhh. It's nap time

D -

E -

F -

G - Get behind the team FFS!

H - HCDAJFU

I - Itchen - We're over 'ere

J - Johnstone's Paint Trophy

K - Kingsland - We're over 'ere

L - Lowe Out!

M - Matt Le Tiss

N - Northam - We're over 'ere

O - Oh when the Saints...

P - Pahars

Q -

R - Rudi Skacel - Has he signed yet?

S - Saints Web Forum

T - Top Soil - Help yourself, it's free

U -

V -

W - We 8 Pompey

X - Xrays - Pahars needed lots of them

Y - Yoof!

Z -

 

Z- ZZZZZZ - See C above

Turkish

Turkish

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F - French, which was the nationality of Tiery Henry, the player Claus Lundekvam, who was Micheal Svenson central defensive partner in the 2003 season, almost brought down in first minute of the FA Cup final

Turkish

Turkish

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K - Kangeroo, What Micheal Svenson might see if he went on a holiday to the australian bush

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Turkish

Turkish

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L - Loot, what Micheal Svenson might do to the shops in a town if he was there when it was hit by an unexpected flood and everyone had to flee the neighbourhood.

Turkish

Turkish

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T - Terrace - The type of house Micheal Svenson would live in if he wasn't a footballer and was born in Rotherham as the son of a miner

Turkish

Turkish

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U - Unappreciative, what Micheal Svenson might be if someone saw him carrying a number of heavy shoppings bag and offered there assistance and he didn't say thank you.

Dark Munster

Dark Munster

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OK, enough of the silliness. The OP must be turning in his grave.

 

How about an A-Z of the worst people associated with Saints? Please help me fill in the gaps (special prizes for Q and X).

 

Askham - Worst chairman ever. Sold our club down the river for 30 pieces of silver, and still managed to slime his way into a director's position, and payroll, for years after. An absolute ****.

 

Branfoot - What more can be said? Second worst manager ever. Treated MLT like ****, and seemed to enjoy selling our best players, and replacing them with ****e. What a bastard.

 

Calum Davenport - The bed of sand that our defense was built on in the disastrous relegation year. Took the prize for being the worst of a bad bunch of players that year, and on top of that, is called Calum. What a ****.

 

Delap - Record signing and did **** all for us, and was sold for a princely sum of £0. What an investment. On top of that, his pathetic long throws, that resulted in the princely total of 1 goal for us, are now deadly weapons for Stoke, FFS. A complete *****.

 

Everton - Cheated us out of a cup semi-final (and surely final) win, scoring a goal by Adrian bloody Heath in the dying minutes. What a bunch of ****s they were that year.

 

Fish fiddlers - Enough said, especially TCWTB. Nauseating, and downright dangerous.

 

Gray - Third worst manager ever. Completely inept and clueless, and got the job full time because (a) managed a couple of wins against ManUre and Arse, who both at the time had nothing to play for, and (b) because Lowe was an idiot.

 

Hoddle - MLT scores a hattrick in B international, and could've had 10 more. So what does this **** do? Yes, not pick him, picking Darren Bloody Anderton instead. Oh yes, and went along with the great English tradition of "why practise penalties, you can't replicate them a real match?" England get knocked out by penalties, again. MLT was rather good at penalties, wasn't he Hoddle? You ****er.

 

Ian Brennan - The Milan Mandaric sculpture: enough said.

 

Jan Poortvliet - The first pair of the Dutch duo (aka Jokers) who were Lowe's hair-brained "revolutionary coaching set up". Not content with coming back against almost everyone's wishes after leaving Saints in a mess from his first stint, the ruddy cheeked one immediately got rid of a good young manager who had (except to Lowe luvvies) impressively saved Saints from relegation the season before, (and proved himself to be a great success at Mad Milan's Leicester). It was done out of pure spite (NP was a Crouch hire), and his Dutch replacement's previous accomplishments could be written on the back of a matchbox (with room to spare). As many here predicted, Poortvliet was a disaster, and was replaced by the other of the disastrous pair of jokers.

 

Kerry Dixon and David Speedie - Horrible. Part of Branfoot's laughable double replacement for Shearer: complete waste of money, and while Dixon at least tried, the lazy bastard Speedie didn't even do that. Shearer sold and replaced by this pile of ****?

 

Lowe - Where to begin? Large squads of crap players with low wages instead of smaller squad of good players with higher wages, two relegations and an administration, never once seriously looked for investment, an ego the size of uranus, getting rid of an excellent young manager for spite only, the revolutionary coaching set up, going into administration a few days after the point carry-over date for spite only. Second only to Askham for being a **** of the highest order.

 

Mad Milan Mandaric - A bastard of the highest order. Helped P***** to drag themselves out of the lower divisions (where they belonged) by spending beyond their means, and sending us Saggy Chops to get us relegated: the thumbs up at the capitulation at Krap Nottarf was taking the piss. His only positive was that he detested Lowe as much as we did.

 

N -

 

O -

 

P***** - CHEATING BASTARDS. Please HMRC, don't **** it up. We're counting on you. See the 5000 page thread on the lounge for details.

 

Q -

 

Redknapp - Worst manager ever. An absolute **** of the highest possible order. Did everything he could do get us relegated, and succeeded: laughable training sessions, buying crap players, slagging off (and dropping) his best players, with the cherry on top of the turd being his thumbs up to Mad Milan at Krap Nottarf.

 

Sourpuss - Horrendous manager, who managed to fool some fans into thinking he was competent, thanks to the MLT-inspired 6-3 win against 10 man ManUre. The rest of that season was ****, and we escaped relegation by the skin of our teeth despite this lousy manager, not because of him. Buggered off at the end of the season, and was an abject failure everywhere else. Oh, and did I mention Ali Dia?

 

Tinman - Nice chap, but knackered even before we wasted money on this complete waste of space.

 

Uwe Rosler - Sums up Hoddle's ability in the transfer market.

 

Venables - Slimy, nasty piece of work. Virtually ignored MLT when he was in his prime, and along with Hoddle destroyed MLT's chance of a glorious international career.

 

Wilde - The tee shirts said it all - moron.

 

X -

 

Y -

 

Z -

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ta Griffo and SaintJackoInHurworth
Griffo

Griffo

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OK, enough of the silliness. The OP must be turning in his grave.

 

How about an A-Z of the worst people associated with Saints? Please help me fill in the gaps (special prizes for Q and X).

 

Askham - Worst chairman ever. Sold our club down the river for 30 pieces of silver, and still managed to slime his way into a director's position, and payroll, for years after. An absolute ****.

 

Branfoot - What more can be said? Second worst manager ever. Treated MLT like ****, and seemed to enjoy selling our best players, and replacing them with ****e. What a bastard.

 

Calum Davenport - The bed of sand that our defense was built on in the disastrous relegation year. Took the prize for being the worst of a bad bunch of players that year, and on top of that, is called Calum. What a ****.

 

Delap - Record signing and did **** all for us, and was sold for a princely sum of £0. What an investment. On top of that, his pathetic long throws, that resulted in 0 goals for us, are now deadly weapons for Stoke, FFS. A complete *****.

 

Everton - Cheated us out of a cup semi-final (and surely final) win, scoring a goal by Adrian bloody Heath in the dying minutes. What a bunch of ****s they were that year.

 

Fish fiddlers - Enough said, especially TCWTB. Nauseating, and downright dangerous.

 

Gray - Third worst manager ever. Completely inept and clueless, and got the job full time because (a) managed a couple of wins against ManUre and Arse, who both at the time had nothing to play for, and (b) because Lowe was an idiot.

 

Hoddle - MLT scores a hattrick in B international, and could've had 10 more. So what does this **** do? Yes, not pick him, picking Darren Bloody Anderton instead. Oh yes, and went along with the great English tradition of "why practise penalties, you can't replicate them a real match?" England get knocked out by penalties, again. MLT was rather good at penalties, wasn't he Hoddle? You ****er.

 

Ian Brennan - The Milan Mandaric sculpture: enough said.

 

Joker - See Ian Brennan.

 

Kerry Dixon and David Speedie - Horrible. Part of Branfoot's laughable double replacement for Shearer: complete waste of money, and while Dixon at least tried, the lazy bastard Speedie didn't even do that. Shearer sold and replaced by this pile of ****?

 

Lowe - Where to begin? Large squads of crap players with low wages instead of smaller squad of good players with higher wages, two relegations and an administration, never once seriously looked for investment, an ego the size of uranus, getting rid of an excellent young manager for spite only, the revolutionary coaching set up, going into administration a few days after the point carry-over date for spite only. Second only to Askham for being a **** of the highest order.

 

Mad Milan Mandaric - A bastard of the highest order. Helped P***** to drag themselves out of the lower divisions (where they belonged) by spending beyond their means, and sending us Saggy Chops to get us relegated: the thumbs up at the capitulation at Krap Nottarf was taking the piss. His only positive was that he detested Lowe as much as we did.

 

N -

 

O -

 

P***** - CHEATING BASTARDS. Please HMRC, don't **** it up. We're counting on you. See the 5000 page thread on the lounge for details.

 

Q -

 

Redknapp - Worst manager ever. An absolute **** of the highest possible order. Did everything he could do get us relegated, and succeeded: laughable training sessions, buying crap players, slagging off (and dropping) his best players, with the cherry on top of the turd being his thumbs up to Mad Milan at Krap Nottarf.

 

Souness - Horrendous manager, who managed to fool some fans into thinking he was competent, thanks to the MLT-inspired 6-3 win against 10 man ManUre. The rest of that season was ****, and we escaped relegation by the skin of our teeth despite this lousy manager, not because of him. Buggered off at the end of the season, and was an abject failure everywhere else.

 

Tinman - Nice chap, but knackered even before we wasted money on this complete waste of space.

 

U -

 

Venables - Slimy, nasty piece of work. Virtually ignored MLT when he was in his prime, and along with Hoddle destroyed MLT's chance of a glorious international career.

 

Wilde - The tee shirts said it all - moron.

 

X -

 

Y -

 

Z -

 

Actually, we scored from one of Rory Delap's long throws against Sunderland in the last minute I think. Jo Tessem scored to win 2-1 after Tor Andre Flo equalised for them?

SaintJackoInHurworth

SaintJackoInHurworth

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OK, enough of the silliness. The OP must be turning in his grave.

 

How about an A-Z of the worst people associated with Saints? Please help me fill in the gaps (special prizes for Q and X).

 

Askham - Worst chairman ever. Sold our club down the river for 30 pieces of silver, and still managed to slime his way into a director's position, and payroll, for years after. An absolute ****.

 

Branfoot - What more can be said? Second worst manager ever. Treated MLT like ****, and seemed to enjoy selling our best players, and replacing them with ****e. What a bastard.

 

Calum Davenport - The bed of sand that our defense was built on in the disastrous relegation year. Took the prize for being the worst of a bad bunch of players that year, and on top of that, is called Calum. What a ****.

 

Delap - Record signing and did **** all for us, and was sold for a princely sum of £0. What an investment. On top of that, his pathetic long throws, that resulted in the princely total of 1 goal for us, are now deadly weapons for Stoke, FFS. A complete *****.

 

Everton - Cheated us out of a cup semi-final (and surely final) win, scoring a goal by Adrian bloody Heath in the dying minutes. What a bunch of ****s they were that year.

 

Fish fiddlers - Enough said, especially TCWTB. Nauseating, and downright dangerous.

 

Gray - Third worst manager ever. Completely inept and clueless, and got the job full time because (a) managed a couple of wins against ManUre and Arse, who both at the time had nothing to play for, and (b) because Lowe was an idiot.

 

Hoddle - MLT scores a hattrick in B international, and could've had 10 more. So what does this **** do? Yes, not pick him, picking Darren Bloody Anderton instead. Oh yes, and went along with the great English tradition of "why practise penalties, you can't replicate them a real match?" England get knocked out by penalties, again. MLT was rather good at penalties, wasn't he Hoddle? You ****er.

 

Ian Brennan - The Milan Mandaric sculpture: enough said.

 

Joker - See Ian Brennan.

 

Kerry Dixon and David Speedie - Horrible. Part of Branfoot's laughable double replacement for Shearer: complete waste of money, and while Dixon at least tried, the lazy bastard Speedie didn't even do that. Shearer sold and replaced by this pile of ****?

 

Lowe - Where to begin? Large squads of crap players with low wages instead of smaller squad of good players with higher wages, two relegations and an administration, never once seriously looked for investment, an ego the size of uranus, getting rid of an excellent young manager for spite only, the revolutionary coaching set up, going into administration a few days after the point carry-over date for spite only. Second only to Askham for being a **** of the highest order.

 

Mad Milan Mandaric - A bastard of the highest order. Helped P***** to drag themselves out of the lower divisions (where they belonged) by spending beyond their means, and sending us Saggy Chops to get us relegated: the thumbs up at the capitulation at Krap Nottarf was taking the piss. His only positive was that he detested Lowe as much as we did.

 

N -

 

O -

 

P***** - CHEATING BASTARDS. Please HMRC, don't **** it up. We're counting on you. See the 5000 page thread on the lounge for details.

 

Q -

 

Redknapp - Worst manager ever. An absolute **** of the highest possible order. Did everything he could do get us relegated, and succeeded: laughable training sessions, buying crap players, slagging off (and dropping) his best players, with the cherry on top of the turd being his thumbs up to Mad Milan at Krap Nottarf.

 

Souness - Horrendous manager, who managed to fool some fans into thinking he was competent, thanks to the MLT-inspired 6-3 win against 10 man ManUre. The rest of that season was ****, and we escaped relegation by the skin of our teeth despite this lousy manager, not because of him. Buggered off at the end of the season, and was an abject failure everywhere else.

 

Tinman - Nice chap, but knackered even before we wasted money on this complete waste of space.

 

U -

 

Venables - Slimy, nasty piece of work. Virtually ignored MLT when he was in his prime, and along with Hoddle destroyed MLT's chance of a glorious international career.

 

Wilde - The tee shirts said it all - moron.

 

X -

 

Y -

 

Z -

 

U - Uwe Rosler

 

A or D - should be Ali Dia

Dark Munster

Dark Munster

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U - Uwe Rosler

 

Good shout, will update

 

A or D - should be Ali Dia

 

Awful player of course, but didn't do much damage (except to Sourpuss's reputation), and he was good for a laugh. :D

 

Will go and update...

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