Big Brother

[StuRomseySaint]

Starts tonight.

 

Another chance for everyone to post on here how sh!t it is, only for them to slip up and show that they watch it too.

 

Apparantly when the winner is announced in the final, the best contestants from the last 10 years ( apart from Jade ) will go back into the house for another 2 weeks in a 'final of finals'

[Scudamore]

They should get Jade in anyway

[StuRomseySaint]

They should get Jade in anyway

 

That would be quite cool to be fair, she could lie in state in the diary room.

[Durleyfos]

I usually watch the inmates going in to the house, just so I can shout at the telly what a bunch of fame hungry wannabe kvnts they are.

 

Then I refuse to watch the rest of it.

[Hatch]

This works out quite well,BB clashing with the football,

 

so the wife and kids can sit indoors watching the crap BB and they wont even notice I'm down the pub.

 

I did hear on radio that Katie Price/Jordan or whatever her name is this week would be going in the house. IF she does I hope one of the the nutters in there slash her face open and eat her eyeballs.

[Durleyfos]

A suicide bomber would be a good additioin this year.

[swannymere]

A suicide bomber would be a good additioin this year.

 

What he said.

[SuperMikey]

Haven't watched it for a couple of years now, but I may at least watch them go into the house seeing as it's the last one now and everything. May have to watch that 'final of finals' thingy as well.

[Saint_clark]

What the f*ck is this doing in "The Arts"?

[StuRomseySaint]

What the f*ck is this doing in "The Arts"?

 

T.V you c*nt.

[SuperMikey]

Very eloquently put Stu

[NorthamSteve]

This programme is ****e, I will never watch it. If you do, never talk to me please.

[Michelle]

Usually watch the first show to see what freaks and mongs they've got in, and then try and ignore it as much as possible.

[StuRomseySaint]

The initial head shot of the first housemate was promising... until she opened her trap.

[bridge too far]

What the f*ck is this doing in "The Arts"?

 

Exactly. Until we have a 'This is trash' forum, may I humbly suggest this thread is moved to TMS?

[Ponty]

No way should a thread about Big Brother be in The Arts. No way.

 

Where would you prefer it moved to? The Muppet Show or the recycle bin?

[Andy_Porter]

Why's that bloke drinking wine already? He'll be legless on the first night.

[StuRomseySaint]

Why's that bloke drinking wine already? He'll be legless on the first night.

 

F*ck off.

 

Lest we forget and all that.

[saint_bert]

would smash the back end outta that one tbf

[StuRomseySaint]

Hellllllo! :-) She's a bit tasty!

 

Also, I just spotted a midget in the 81... come on Big Brother... get him in!!

[Andy_Porter]

F*ck off.

 

Lest we forget and all that.

 

It's only a joke, he seems pretty sound best one in there so far.

[StuRomseySaint]

It's only a joke, he seems pretty sound best one in there so far.

 

He's got his eye on you.

 

( to be fair I was taking the **** till I realised he was ex mob )

 

GET THE MIDGET IN!!!

[Andy_Porter]

He's got his eye on you.

 

( to be fair I was taking the **** till I realised he was ex mob )

 

GET THE MIDGET IN!!!

 

And the Mr T wannabee

[Smirking_Saint]

The initial head shot of the first housemate was promising... until she opened her trap.

 

I like Bristolian, makes me laugh, though how she looks promising is beyond me, i wouldn't.

 

Then we have the bloke that got blown up, fair play for him for getting on with it etc, he seems pretty decent so i hope he doesn't turn into a bigotted c*nt, but i get the impression he will.

 

Then a posh Tw*t that i already hate.

 

Then a bird that i originally thought i would, then she spoke and i decided i wouldn't.

[bpsaint]

Fair play for sticking the ex-soldier in,if only to make others aware of the plight a lot of our soldiers face. Must admit on first sight I wondered if he comes from Skatemouth though. Same goes with the latest one in.

[Andy_Porter]

That bloke seems far too normal to be on Big Brother?

 

Still he's a chippy so I'll have to give him some respect for that.

[saint_bert]

token zoom on the way in

[bpsaint]

Why would any bloke want to go on this when there's a world cup on?

[saint_bert]

she'd get it

[bridge too far]

Le Mans qualifying is far more interesting.

 

Really, it is

[Smirking_Saint]

Would

[StuRomseySaint]

No faggots, bi-sexuals or asians in there yet then.

 

Only a matter of time.

 

GET THE MIDGET IN!!!

[saint_bert]

Le Mans qualifying is far more interesting.

 

Really, it is

 

Motoring forum please.

 

:wink:

[bridge too far]

I'm surprised you never applied, Stu. I think you'd be really, really good in there.

[StuRomseySaint]

I'm surprised you never applied, Stu. I think you'd be really, really good in there.

 

I would be amazing.

 

However I would never apply, the News of the World would have an absolute field day with my past.

[bridge too far]

I would be amazing.

 

However I would never apply, the News of the World would have an absolute field day with my past.

 

Oh good. I can't imagine this place without you for weeks on end

[saint_bert]

well shes a c unt

[Smirking_Saint]

probably would

 

There seems to me more complete f*cking weirdo's than ever

[StuRomseySaint]

Where's the gays and the immigrant?

 

They better leave space for the Midget.

[saint_bert]

Where's the gays and the immigrant?

 

They better leave space for the Midget.

 

Wouldnt need much!

 

 

wahey!

[SNSUN]

Ponty - no, the arts forum is my least viewed forum!

[SNSUN]

I like Bristolian, makes me laugh, though how she looks promising is beyond me, i wouldn't.

 

Then we have the bloke that got blown up, fair play for him for getting on with it etc, he seems pretty decent so i hope he doesn't turn into a bigotted c*nt, but i get the impression he will.

 

Then a posh Tw*t that i already hate.

 

Then a bird that i originally thought i would, then she spoke and i decided i wouldn't.

 

It doesn't speak volumes for my boarding school but I went to school with him. I swear we don't all sound like that - he was a one off - when the rest of us all dressed down into casula clothing after school, he used to change from his uniform into a suit and tie. He was quite elitest, aqlways though he was better than others.

 

Not the worst bloke in the world, conversationally ok, but he won't have many fans.

[Ponty]

Ponty - no, the arts forum is my least viewed forum!

Don't worry, it won't be here long. It's off to Muppets as soon as the programme on Ch4+1 has finished.

[JackFrost]

Thank **** this is the last series of this tripe

[Block 5]

It doesn't speak volumes for my boarding school but I went to school with him. I swear we don't all sound like that - he was a one off - when the rest of us all dressed down into casula clothing after school, he used to change from his uniform into a suit and tie. He was quite elitest, aqlways though he was better than others.

 

Not the worst bloke in the world, conversationally ok, but he won't have many fans.

 

You could be quids in.

Concoct some BS stories about him and sell to the papers.

[Micky]

I love this program, never miss an episode. Particularly love the bits where they show people sleeping in bed through (what appears to be) night vision goggles. Must see TV, never to be missed....!

[SNSUN]

You could be quids in.

Concoct some BS stories about him and sell to the papers.

 

I'm sure the NOTW will find some genuine ones in due course...

[Arizona]

I've just finished painting the last wall in my house, but I'll be f**k if I'm going to watch it dry. Still, if it keeps a a couple of million slack jawed neanderthals off the streets for an hour every evening I can't complain.

[Pancake]

SWF Exclusive.

 

Saint No Stopping Us Now: I Was Touched By BB's 'Big' Ben.

[Yate Saint]

I was in the same tutor group at school as that Josie girl. It's a bit werid seeing somebody you know in there!! She seems more Bristolian then I remember!!