RonManager Posted 6 June, 2010 Share Posted 6 June, 2010 Anyone out there discovered they have a hidden super-power recently? The reason I ask is that I've just fallen out of my bedroom window. In a wild panic I flapped my arms. I'm now circling gracefully 200 feet above the house posting on my i phone. Might go for a flap over Exmoor later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 6 June, 2010 Share Posted 6 June, 2010 Yes, when I was in the shower earlier, I started shower gelling my penis & scrotum, then all of a sudden my penis tripled in size and I turned into Spiderman, web everywhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 6 June, 2010 Share Posted 6 June, 2010 I can breathe underwater. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truesaint Posted 6 June, 2010 Share Posted 6 June, 2010 Really bad smelling flatulance! Ate six onion bhajis last night and have developed this amazing superpower Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericofarabia Posted 6 June, 2010 Share Posted 6 June, 2010 I can breathe through my ears and lick my eyebrows ...... ladies form an orderly queue please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy_D Posted 6 June, 2010 Share Posted 6 June, 2010 I have the power that technology seems to work better because it's me using it. ("but that's exactly what I did....") Also the power to tempt fate and have it not backfire as often as it should. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 6 June, 2010 Share Posted 6 June, 2010 I can extract walnuts from their cases, at a distance of 734.98 miles WITH MY MIND. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonManager Posted 6 June, 2010 Author Share Posted 6 June, 2010 Oh dear, I'm being mobbed by crows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperMikey Posted 6 June, 2010 Share Posted 6 June, 2010 I can produce copious amounts of sweat by just being outside in this weather for more than 20 seconds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 6 June, 2010 Share Posted 6 June, 2010 I'm typing this with my knob. I can do 45 words a minute. I translated this talent to playing the piano and will be appearing at the Royal Albert Hall in August. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericofarabia Posted 6 June, 2010 Share Posted 6 June, 2010 I'm typing this with my knob. I can do 45 words a minute. I translated this talent to playing the piano and will be appearing at the Royal Albert Hall in August. Is Elton John going to give you a helping hand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 6 June, 2010 Share Posted 6 June, 2010 Is Elton John going to give you a helping hand He's the warm up act. It gets pretty cold in there... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 6 June, 2010 Share Posted 6 June, 2010 This is true. The other day whilst sat on the decking drinking some ****y Baron de Rothschild plonk, I discovered that one actually CAN light one's flatulence. Can't wait to impress the gk's when I see them. Warning; anyone trying this at home, it singes the hairs on your hand but not your bum ones which funnily enough adds a certain 'Je Ne Se Qua' (sp) to the aroma much like a decent red. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 6 June, 2010 Share Posted 6 June, 2010 Anyone out there discovered they have a hidden super-power recently? The reason I ask is that I've just fallen out of my bedroom window. In a wild panic I flapped my arms. I'm now circling gracefully 200 feet above the house posting on my i phone. Might go for a flap over Exmoor later. That's really freaky, last night the movie channel showed The Mystery Men which must be the World's worst ever Super Hero Movie. I discovered I have an amazing ability to be able to press a reluctant TV remote control button. (BTW Ron, better cut back on the fresh summer mushrooms from the local forest until you develop X-Ray vision to pick the right ones) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 6 June, 2010 Share Posted 6 June, 2010 I can breathe underwater. That's not a superpower - all of the Portsmouth fans can do the same... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 6 June, 2010 Share Posted 6 June, 2010 I can turn liquids to gas, without the addition of heat. I only have to drink a number of pints of beer or cider and voila, several hours later the liquid is converted... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonManager Posted 6 June, 2010 Author Share Posted 6 June, 2010 The crows have ceased attacking me and seem to have accepted me as one of their own. At the moment I'm sitting on a branch trying not to make eye contact with a large Barn Owl. My arms ache. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisobee Posted 7 June, 2010 Share Posted 7 June, 2010 The crows have ceased attacking me and seem to have accepted me as one of their own. At the moment I'm sitting on a branch trying not to make eye contact with a large Barn Owl. My arms ache. I'll have some of what you were drinking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 7 June, 2010 Share Posted 7 June, 2010 I can make grown women cry just by staring at their tits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marsdinho Posted 7 June, 2010 Share Posted 7 June, 2010 China Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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