Super Powers - what's yours?

[RonManager]

Anyone out there discovered they have a hidden super-power recently?

 

The reason I ask is that I've just fallen out of my bedroom window. In a wild panic I flapped my arms.

 

I'm now circling gracefully 200 feet above the house posting on my i phone. Might go for a flap over Exmoor later.

[Dog]

Yes, when I was in the shower earlier, I started shower gelling my penis & scrotum, then all of a sudden my penis tripled in size and I turned into Spiderman, web everywhere.

[Jillyanne]

I can breathe underwater.

[Truesaint]

Really bad smelling flatulance! Ate six onion bhajis last night and have developed this amazing superpower

[ericofarabia]

I can breathe through my ears and lick my eyebrows ...... ladies form an orderly queue please

[Jimmy_D]

I have the power that technology seems to work better because it's me using it. ("but that's exactly what I did....")

 

Also the power to tempt fate and have it not backfire as often as it should.

[Colinjb]

I can extract walnuts from their cases, at a distance of 734.98 miles WITH MY MIND.

[RonManager]

Oh dear, I'm being mobbed by crows.

[SuperMikey]

I can produce copious amounts of sweat by just being outside in this weather for more than 20 seconds.

[SNSUN]

I'm typing this with my knob. I can do 45 words a minute. I translated this talent to playing the piano and will be appearing at the Royal Albert Hall in August.

[ericofarabia]

I'm typing this with my knob. I can do 45 words a minute. I translated this talent to playing the piano and will be appearing at the Royal Albert Hall in August.

 

Is Elton John going to give you a helping hand

[SNSUN]

Is Elton John going to give you a helping hand

 

He's the warm up act.

 

 

 

It gets pretty cold in there...

[hamster]

This is true.

 

The other day whilst sat on the decking drinking some ****y Baron de Rothschild plonk, I discovered that one actually CAN light one's flatulence. Can't wait to impress the gk's when I see them.

 

Warning; anyone trying this at home, it singes the hairs on your hand but not your bum ones which funnily enough adds a certain 'Je Ne Se Qua' (sp) to the aroma much like a decent red.

[dubai_phil]

Anyone out there discovered they have a hidden super-power recently?

 

The reason I ask is that I've just fallen out of my bedroom window. In a wild panic I flapped my arms.

 

I'm now circling gracefully 200 feet above the house posting on my i phone. Might go for a flap over Exmoor later.

 

That's really freaky, last night the movie channel showed The Mystery Men which must be the World's worst ever Super Hero Movie.

 

I discovered I have an amazing ability to be able to press a reluctant TV remote control button.

 

(BTW Ron, better cut back on the fresh summer mushrooms from the local forest until you develop X-Ray vision to pick the right ones)

[SNSUN]

I can breathe underwater.

 

That's not a superpower - all of the Portsmouth fans can do the same...

[Guest Dark Sotonic Mills]

I can turn liquids to gas, without the addition of heat.

 

I only have to drink a number of pints of beer or cider and voila, several hours later the liquid is converted...

[RonManager]

The crows have ceased attacking me and seem to have accepted me as one of their own. At the moment I'm sitting on a branch trying not to make eye contact with a large Barn Owl.

 

 

My arms ache.

[chrisobee]

The crows have ceased attacking me and seem to have accepted me as one of their own. At the moment I'm sitting on a branch trying not to make eye contact with a large Barn Owl.

 

 

My arms ache.

 

I'll have some of what you were drinking

[Hatch]

I can make grown women cry just by staring at their tits.

[Marsdinho]

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