SparkySaint Posted 31 May, 2010 Share Posted 31 May, 2010 I haven't, but who has? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted 31 May, 2010 Share Posted 31 May, 2010 No. Will try to change that record next season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted 31 May, 2010 Share Posted 31 May, 2010 (edited) Thinking about it I'm not sure I ever had a dump at The Dell either. Shameful that the club invest in such facilities and I've not utilised them. Edited 31 May, 2010 by Badger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robsk II Posted 31 May, 2010 Share Posted 31 May, 2010 I'd imagine so, but I don't actually recall. This really is a new low, by the way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big_Bald_Si Posted 31 May, 2010 Share Posted 31 May, 2010 I have - I quite enjoy a half time turd at St Marys I must say. I've had several thinking about it, those chicken balti pies seem to loosen things up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
latter day saint Posted 31 May, 2010 Share Posted 31 May, 2010 nearly ever game this season.would recommend the disabled toilets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted 31 May, 2010 Share Posted 31 May, 2010 Thinking about it I'm not sure I ever had a dump at The Dell either. Thinking about it again,a vague recollection of one during an evening kick off match v Arsenal in a League Cup tie, August 1969. I'll dig my diary for 1969 out of the roofspace to see if it sheds any light on the episode. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huntingdon Posted 31 May, 2010 Share Posted 31 May, 2010 The only ground I've ever sent my sausage to the sea was at Burnley The seat was broken, the cubicle door didn't lock and the toilet wouldn't flush properly It basically summed up Turf Moor as a ground Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brussels Saint Posted 31 May, 2010 Share Posted 31 May, 2010 I have, but it was in the hospitality area and as I remember the lavatory was very clean too. Followed it up with some sheperds pie and about 4 pints. In fact I quite enjoy having a dump away from home as often as possible. I always save one up for when I need to take a plane. .........as someone mentioned............a new low.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 31 May, 2010 Share Posted 31 May, 2010 i have, and at Wembley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Landrew Posted 31 May, 2010 Share Posted 31 May, 2010 nearly ever game this season.would recommend the disabled toilets. Are they so-called because once you've finished with them, they are..? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robsk II Posted 31 May, 2010 Share Posted 31 May, 2010 Thinking about it again,a vague recollection of one during an evening kick off match v Arsenal in a League Cup tie, August 1969. I'll dig my diary for 1969 out of the roofspace to see if it sheds any light on the episode. I enjoyed this post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denzil Posted 31 May, 2010 Share Posted 31 May, 2010 I've curled a few out on a number of occasions at SMS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brussels Saint Posted 31 May, 2010 Share Posted 31 May, 2010 I'm impressed this thread has 12 replies from 13 views. Clearly an important topic which we all feel passionate about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SparkySaint Posted 31 May, 2010 Author Share Posted 31 May, 2010 nearly ever game this season.would recommend the disabled toilets. Brilliant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_Jonny Posted 31 May, 2010 Share Posted 31 May, 2010 this is my favorite ever thread. But alas I have never had a dump at SMS, im one of those that likes to **** in familier surroundings! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robsk II Posted 31 May, 2010 Share Posted 31 May, 2010 I've curled a few out on a number of occasions at SMS. Was that in the terraces? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SparkySaint Posted 31 May, 2010 Author Share Posted 31 May, 2010 I have never had a dump at St Mary's. I've had a few pretend half time number twos but I don't do those anymore. I wait till i'm outside the ground Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robsk II Posted 31 May, 2010 Share Posted 31 May, 2010 this is my favorite ever thread. But alas I have never had a dump at SMS, im one of those that likes to **** in familier surroundings! I never understand people like you. Also people that find it hard to **** at urinals. What is that about!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SparkySaint Posted 31 May, 2010 Author Share Posted 31 May, 2010 I never understand people like you. Also people that find it hard to **** at urinals. What is that about!? I get that when there is one someone else ther but never SMS. I'm always gagging for a **** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjii Posted 31 May, 2010 Share Posted 31 May, 2010 (edited) People moan about modern stadia being "identikit". People often say that Leicester's ground is the same as ours. Well, I've had a poo at Leicester's ground and I think, just from glancing my eyes that way when having a wee at SMS, that SMS has nicer cubicles. I have some photos I took around my Leicester crap - does anyone have any photos of themselves taking a plop at SMS? I would be willing to swap. In order to compare. PM me. Edited 31 May, 2010 by benjii Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted 31 May, 2010 Share Posted 31 May, 2010 I never understand people like you. Also people that find it hard to **** at urinals. What is that about!? Much depends on what the " **** " word is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arizona Posted 31 May, 2010 Share Posted 31 May, 2010 Nope, don't think I could ever bring myself to have a dump at SMS knowing the number of fat, sweaty arses which have been pressed against those seats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SparkySaint Posted 31 May, 2010 Author Share Posted 31 May, 2010 Much depends on what the " **** " word is. a downstairs p kiss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robsk II Posted 31 May, 2010 Share Posted 31 May, 2010 Ah, good point. Let's go with p*ss, because the other possibilities would perhaps be less acceptable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Landrew Posted 31 May, 2010 Share Posted 31 May, 2010 Nope, don't think I could ever bring myself to have a dump at SMS knowing the number of fat, sweaty arses which have been pressed against those seats. Yep, same here. Especially when you consider the cross-section of comments found in this thread. I don't tell me I've offended you peeps, because you'll have me rolling about on the floor. :smt043 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjii Posted 31 May, 2010 Share Posted 31 May, 2010 Anyone? Hardcore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rshephard3 Posted 31 May, 2010 Share Posted 31 May, 2010 Used to every week when some fast striker was running direct at Claus, bless him. One game I even made it to the toilet..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 31 May, 2010 Share Posted 31 May, 2010 What about a Tommy Tank? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denzil Posted 31 May, 2010 Share Posted 31 May, 2010 What about a Tommy Tank? That's what your work toilet is for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 31 May, 2010 Share Posted 31 May, 2010 I'm pretty sure I haven't dumped at the Dell, 'cos I was a kid then and took pleasure in holding it in for hours, sometimes even days... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjii Posted 31 May, 2010 Share Posted 31 May, 2010 Why the hell has this been moved? Some **** has ruined my Dell poo thread too. FFS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintscottofthenortham Posted 31 May, 2010 Share Posted 31 May, 2010 i will never lay a turd at St Mary's. I will sooner run outside and do one in my pants. I do however try to have one at every other ground i visit. Just so I can say I shat on there ground Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 31 May, 2010 Share Posted 31 May, 2010 The only time I have ever had a Brad inside a football ground was on the terraces of Fenerbahçe and later I released a brown one on the Queens crapper at the old Wembley in the royal box. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonManager Posted 31 May, 2010 Share Posted 31 May, 2010 It's the only reason I go to football grounds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SparkySaint Posted 31 May, 2010 Author Share Posted 31 May, 2010 I was wondering where my thread had gone. I'll remember for next time I want to lower the tone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1976_Child Posted 1 June, 2010 Share Posted 1 June, 2010 Whenever I try to at half time there is always some pikee chav in the trap having a cheeky smoke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fish fingers Posted 1 June, 2010 Share Posted 1 June, 2010 Only in the away changing rooms. Good facilities in there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truesaint Posted 1 June, 2010 Share Posted 1 June, 2010 Had two dumps at St Marys, both within about twenty minutes of each other (dodgy pint earlier!). Also managed a p*** in players toilets at the dell during a tour. Felt really proud, thinking of all the players who had p***ed there before. Great thread this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedAndWhite91 Posted 1 June, 2010 Share Posted 1 June, 2010 Had a p!ss in the home changing room toilets only last Thursday... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 2 June, 2010 Share Posted 2 June, 2010 I have had a dump at SMS, in the outside toilets near the Megastore. When you've got to go, you've got to go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jez Posted 2 June, 2010 Share Posted 2 June, 2010 Never at St Marys, but I did on my one trip to Wembley. Seeming as it was all cubicles only anyway, thought it would be rude not to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michelle Posted 2 June, 2010 Share Posted 2 June, 2010 People moan about modern stadia being "identikit". People often say that Leicester's ground is the same as ours. Well, I've had a poo at Leicester's ground and I think, just from glancing my eyes that way when having a wee at SMS, that SMS has nicer cubicles. I have some photos I took around my Leicester crap - does anyone have any photos of themselves taking a plop at SMS? I would be willing to swap. In order to compare. PM me. Send them to Stu for his away day website. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bpsaint Posted 2 June, 2010 Share Posted 2 June, 2010 Took a dump in the home changing room toilets before the forum game last week,and wondered if Matty,Sir Rickie or even Becks had ever graced the same porcelain throne. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonManager Posted 2 June, 2010 Share Posted 2 June, 2010 Took a dump in the home changing room toilets before the forum game last week,and wondered if Matty,Sir Rickie or even Becks had ever graced the same porcelain throne. You should have swabbed the bowl for DNA samples! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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