EuroMillions - £100m

[saints_is_the_south]

So who's got/getting a ticket? Already got 2 in a sweepstake at work, probs will get a couple tonight.

 

But if you were to win just what teh fook would everybody here do with £100m??

[Calvin]

I would kill myself.

[scott_saints]

Me got a couple of tickets. If I win I will buy Stu a SWF membeship for life.

[CabbageFace]

I got a ticket if i win it ill rape someone.

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

Is this not similar to the £5m thread?

 

Anyhow, I have 4 tickets already and think we maybe getting a syndicate at work too. I would certainly retire. Buy everything I ever wanted. Pay off all SFC debts on the proviso Lowe, Wilde & Askam left and live like a king for the rest of my days.

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

I got a ticket if i win it ill rape someone.

 

oo, me me me!!! :smt041

[Evil Monkey]

I dont really understand the excitement over this. The jackpot is normally about what? £40m?

 

"Pah, £40m? Not worth winning, I'll wait for a proper jackpot."

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

I dont really understand the excitement over this. The jackpot is normally about what? £40m?

 

"Pah, £40m? Not worth winning, I'll wait for a proper jackpot."

 

Jackpot is £100m this time.

 

HTH

[equalizer]

Got my ticket! What would I do with £100 mill? Probably trade in

Mrs. Equalizer for a younger model(s).

[INFLUENCED.COM]

I won 30 million on the lottery once, I go to collect my winnings and they tell me they want to give it to me in 10 mil instalments over the year, I told them it was wrong to mess people about like that so told them to shove it and got my pound back

[saint_stevo]

I bought £20's worth

[Hatch]

I'm worried that if I win the £100m I wont be up for going to Donny tomorrow.

 

Not a risk I am prepared to take so I'm not buying a ticket.

[CabbageFace]

I bought 99million pounds worth, i better win.

[saint_stevo]

I bought 99million pounds worth, i better win.

 

i bought £99,999,999 worth

 

I win

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

i bought £99,999,999 worth

 

I win

 

You wont at that £1 you didnt buy is the winning ticket, and its mine. Incidently, the tickets are £1.50

[Jillyanne]

I may skip in to Eastleigh and purchase a ticket.

[scott_saints]

I may skip in to Eastleigh and purchase a ticket.

It's the 21st century. Use the f**king interweb.

[saint_stevo]

You wont at that £1 you didnt buy is the winning ticket, and its mine. Incidently, the tickets are £1.50

 

yes i am aware

[saint lard]

Apparently it equates to 14k interest per day in a bog standered savings acccount.

 

I think i can get by on that.

[SNSUN]

I will not be buying a ticket. I will just steal it from whoever wins it. That's because I have braynze.

[Deppo]

Retire,go on a long holiday,pay off Saints debts,sort immediate family out etc,move to London...

[Deppo]

...in reality,I'd probably just drink myself to death.

[Johnny Shearer]

i bought £99,999,999 worth

 

I win

 

I think you only need to by £72m worth to cover every single combination. So your quids in - if your the only winner..................................

[toofarnorth]

I think you only need to by £72m worth to cover every single combination. So your quids in - if your the only winner..................................

 

Tickets are £1.50 so for all 72 million combinations you would have to pay £108 million. Was a nice thought while it lasted. Was almost on the phone to the Bank Manager.

[Johnny Shearer]

Tickets are £1.50 so for all 72 million combinations you would have to pay £108 million. Was a nice thought while it lasted. Was almost on the phone to the Bank Manager.

 

Damn. Some realised the 'deliberate' mistake.

 

Tis a good thing my job doesn't involve numbers.........................................

[Guest Dark Sotonic Mills]

Damn. Some realised the 'deliberate' mistake.

 

Tis a good thing my job doesn't involve numbers.........................................

 

Or thinking...

[Guest Dark Sotonic Mills]

I will find a nice foreign person who is willing to sell me their liver.

 

Then I will visit Poole to buy a Sunseeker.

[Sev]

Tickets are £1.50 so for all 72 million combinations you would have to pay £108 million. Was a nice thought while it lasted. Was almost on the phone to the Bank Manager.

 

Two factors that don't appeared to have been considered in this scenario:

- if you bought £108 million worth of tickets, wouldn't the prize fund increase?

- even if you can guarantee you've got the winning combination, you can't guarantee how many others get it too.

[the stain]

I would pay a young boy to pull me off in a dark alley. Then I'd go home and cry.

 

Then in the morning I'd start a new life as an arch-seducer, stalking wine bars in my diamond strides, they're brilliant facets endlessly refracting my wealthy meat.

[Iowsaintsfan]

I will walk this lottery!

[CabbageFace]

Two factors that don't appeared to have been considered in this scenario:

- if you bought £108 million worth of tickets, wouldn't the prize fund increase?

- even if you can guarantee you've got the winning combination, you can't guarantee how many others get it too.

 

- someone is taking it too seriously. xx

[graemeread1234]

I got fine, I also brought some beer and some winegums. I told the cashier at spar whiteley how happy I was and then went to collect my fish and chips and chinese.

[graemeread1234]

*mine instead off fine

[simo]

*mine instead off fine

 

 

*Of instead of off!

[saint_stevo]

i only bought £15's worth in teh end

[Iowsaintsfan]

2 numbers!

[exit2]

I won, I ****ing won!!! Woo Hoo

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

£7.30

[Guest Dark Sotonic Mills]

If someone had bought 72 million tickets then they would have made a real killing, clearing £135 million at least.

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

I didnt win, not a sausage from my 4 tickets!

[Scudamore]

I won a tenner on Saturday...

 

The first bit of money i have ever won on the lottery in 10+ years of playing...

[Weston Super Saint]

6 tickets on the Euromilions - the Mrs won a tenner on last weeks lottery so reinvested it...

 

We won £23.20

 

So far in September that's £43.20 won on the lottery, with expenses circa £17.

 

Not gonna be rich, but buys a couple of pints

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

I won £14 on the Euromillions at the beggining of September and decided to reinvest it into the Saturday draw with the logic that with 14 lines hopefully I may get £20 and the re-investing could continue until I won the jackpot.

 

I got f all in the sat draw

[MongoNeil]

I won the grand total of £7.40 from two lines. Not bad for a first attempt at this euro-millions malarkey.

[scott_saints]

I won the jackpot. All the money has gone to charity though.

[Weston Super Saint]

I won £14 on the Euromillions at the beggining of September and decided to reinvest it into the Saturday draw with the logic that with 14 lines hopefully I may get £20 and the re-investing could continue until I won the jackpot.

 

I got f all in the sat draw

 

Not to mention the Euromillions is £1.50 a pop so you wouldn't have got 14 lines

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

Not to mention the Euromillions is £1.50 a pop so you wouldn't have got 14 lines

 

Yeah that too. I seem to win more often on the Euro Millions than on the normal lotto though which is weird.

[saints_is_the_south]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/cumbria/7643584.stm

 

Surely a rule 1 where her ar*e is concerned?

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

Brilliant a student won it!

[scott_saints]

Brilliant a student won it!

She won £7m..... and wants to get a FORD KA!!!

 

Stupid student bint.

[PompeyLass]

Brilliant a student won it!

 

I wonder what Stuey would say.