saints_is_the_south Posted 26 September, 2008 Share Posted 26 September, 2008 So who's got/getting a ticket? Already got 2 in a sweepstake at work, probs will get a couple tonight. But if you were to win just what teh fook would everybody here do with £100m?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calvin Posted 26 September, 2008 Share Posted 26 September, 2008 I would kill myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_saints Posted 26 September, 2008 Share Posted 26 September, 2008 Me got a couple of tickets. If I win I will buy Stu a SWF membeship for life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CabbageFace Posted 26 September, 2008 Share Posted 26 September, 2008 I got a ticket if i win it ill rape someone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 26 September, 2008 Share Posted 26 September, 2008 Is this not similar to the £5m thread? Anyhow, I have 4 tickets already and think we maybe getting a syndicate at work too. I would certainly retire. Buy everything I ever wanted. Pay off all SFC debts on the proviso Lowe, Wilde & Askam left and live like a king for the rest of my days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 26 September, 2008 Share Posted 26 September, 2008 I got a ticket if i win it ill rape someone. oo, me me me!!! :smt041 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Monkey Posted 26 September, 2008 Share Posted 26 September, 2008 I dont really understand the excitement over this. The jackpot is normally about what? £40m? "Pah, £40m? Not worth winning, I'll wait for a proper jackpot." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 26 September, 2008 Share Posted 26 September, 2008 I dont really understand the excitement over this. The jackpot is normally about what? £40m? "Pah, £40m? Not worth winning, I'll wait for a proper jackpot." Jackpot is £100m this time. HTH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
equalizer Posted 26 September, 2008 Share Posted 26 September, 2008 Got my ticket! What would I do with £100 mill? Probably trade in Mrs. Equalizer for a younger model(s). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
INFLUENCED.COM Posted 26 September, 2008 Share Posted 26 September, 2008 I won 30 million on the lottery once, I go to collect my winnings and they tell me they want to give it to me in 10 mil instalments over the year, I told them it was wrong to mess people about like that so told them to shove it and got my pound back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 26 September, 2008 Share Posted 26 September, 2008 I bought £20's worth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 26 September, 2008 Share Posted 26 September, 2008 I'm worried that if I win the £100m I wont be up for going to Donny tomorrow. Not a risk I am prepared to take so I'm not buying a ticket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CabbageFace Posted 26 September, 2008 Share Posted 26 September, 2008 I bought 99million pounds worth, i better win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 26 September, 2008 Share Posted 26 September, 2008 I bought 99million pounds worth, i better win. i bought £99,999,999 worth I win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 26 September, 2008 Share Posted 26 September, 2008 i bought £99,999,999 worth I win You wont at that £1 you didnt buy is the winning ticket, and its mine. Incidently, the tickets are £1.50 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 26 September, 2008 Share Posted 26 September, 2008 I may skip in to Eastleigh and purchase a ticket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_saints Posted 26 September, 2008 Share Posted 26 September, 2008 I may skip in to Eastleigh and purchase a ticket. It's the 21st century. Use the f**king interweb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 26 September, 2008 Share Posted 26 September, 2008 You wont at that £1 you didnt buy is the winning ticket, and its mine. Incidently, the tickets are £1.50 yes i am aware Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint lard Posted 26 September, 2008 Share Posted 26 September, 2008 Apparently it equates to 14k interest per day in a bog standered savings acccount. I think i can get by on that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 26 September, 2008 Share Posted 26 September, 2008 I will not be buying a ticket. I will just steal it from whoever wins it. That's because I have braynze. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 26 September, 2008 Share Posted 26 September, 2008 Retire,go on a long holiday,pay off Saints debts,sort immediate family out etc,move to London... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 26 September, 2008 Share Posted 26 September, 2008 ...in reality,I'd probably just drink myself to death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Shearer Posted 26 September, 2008 Share Posted 26 September, 2008 i bought £99,999,999 worth I win I think you only need to by £72m worth to cover every single combination. So your quids in - if your the only winner.................................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toofarnorth Posted 26 September, 2008 Share Posted 26 September, 2008 I think you only need to by £72m worth to cover every single combination. So your quids in - if your the only winner.................................. Tickets are £1.50 so for all 72 million combinations you would have to pay £108 million. Was a nice thought while it lasted. Was almost on the phone to the Bank Manager. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Shearer Posted 26 September, 2008 Share Posted 26 September, 2008 Tickets are £1.50 so for all 72 million combinations you would have to pay £108 million. Was a nice thought while it lasted. Was almost on the phone to the Bank Manager. Damn. Some realised the 'deliberate' mistake. Tis a good thing my job doesn't involve numbers......................................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 26 September, 2008 Share Posted 26 September, 2008 Damn. Some realised the 'deliberate' mistake. Tis a good thing my job doesn't involve numbers......................................... Or thinking... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 26 September, 2008 Share Posted 26 September, 2008 I will find a nice foreign person who is willing to sell me their liver. Then I will visit Poole to buy a Sunseeker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sev Posted 26 September, 2008 Share Posted 26 September, 2008 Tickets are £1.50 so for all 72 million combinations you would have to pay £108 million. Was a nice thought while it lasted. Was almost on the phone to the Bank Manager. Two factors that don't appeared to have been considered in this scenario: - if you bought £108 million worth of tickets, wouldn't the prize fund increase? - even if you can guarantee you've got the winning combination, you can't guarantee how many others get it too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the stain Posted 26 September, 2008 Share Posted 26 September, 2008 I would pay a young boy to pull me off in a dark alley. Then I'd go home and cry. Then in the morning I'd start a new life as an arch-seducer, stalking wine bars in my diamond strides, they're brilliant facets endlessly refracting my wealthy meat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iowsaintsfan Posted 26 September, 2008 Share Posted 26 September, 2008 I will walk this lottery! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CabbageFace Posted 26 September, 2008 Share Posted 26 September, 2008 Two factors that don't appeared to have been considered in this scenario: - if you bought £108 million worth of tickets, wouldn't the prize fund increase? - even if you can guarantee you've got the winning combination, you can't guarantee how many others get it too. - someone is taking it too seriously. xx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graemeread1234 Posted 26 September, 2008 Share Posted 26 September, 2008 I got fine, I also brought some beer and some winegums. I told the cashier at spar whiteley how happy I was and then went to collect my fish and chips and chinese. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graemeread1234 Posted 26 September, 2008 Share Posted 26 September, 2008 *mine instead off fine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simo Posted 26 September, 2008 Share Posted 26 September, 2008 *mine instead off fine *Of instead of off! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 26 September, 2008 Share Posted 26 September, 2008 i only bought £15's worth in teh end Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iowsaintsfan Posted 27 September, 2008 Share Posted 27 September, 2008 2 numbers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exit2 Posted 27 September, 2008 Share Posted 27 September, 2008 I won, I ****ing won!!! Woo Hoo £7.30 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 27 September, 2008 Share Posted 27 September, 2008 If someone had bought 72 million tickets then they would have made a real killing, clearing £135 million at least. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 29 September, 2008 Share Posted 29 September, 2008 I didnt win, not a sausage from my 4 tickets! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 29 September, 2008 Share Posted 29 September, 2008 I won a tenner on Saturday... The first bit of money i have ever won on the lottery in 10+ years of playing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 29 September, 2008 Share Posted 29 September, 2008 6 tickets on the Euromilions - the Mrs won a tenner on last weeks lottery so reinvested it... We won £23.20 So far in September that's £43.20 won on the lottery, with expenses circa £17. Not gonna be rich, but buys a couple of pints Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 29 September, 2008 Share Posted 29 September, 2008 I won £14 on the Euromillions at the beggining of September and decided to reinvest it into the Saturday draw with the logic that with 14 lines hopefully I may get £20 and the re-investing could continue until I won the jackpot. I got f all in the sat draw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MongoNeil Posted 29 September, 2008 Share Posted 29 September, 2008 I won the grand total of £7.40 from two lines. Not bad for a first attempt at this euro-millions malarkey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_saints Posted 29 September, 2008 Share Posted 29 September, 2008 I won the jackpot. All the money has gone to charity though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 29 September, 2008 Share Posted 29 September, 2008 I won £14 on the Euromillions at the beggining of September and decided to reinvest it into the Saturday draw with the logic that with 14 lines hopefully I may get £20 and the re-investing could continue until I won the jackpot. I got f all in the sat draw Not to mention the Euromillions is £1.50 a pop so you wouldn't have got 14 lines Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 29 September, 2008 Share Posted 29 September, 2008 Not to mention the Euromillions is £1.50 a pop so you wouldn't have got 14 lines Yeah that too. I seem to win more often on the Euro Millions than on the normal lotto though which is weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saints_is_the_south Posted 30 September, 2008 Author Share Posted 30 September, 2008 http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/cumbria/7643584.stm Surely a rule 1 where her ar*e is concerned? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 30 September, 2008 Share Posted 30 September, 2008 Brilliant a student won it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_saints Posted 30 September, 2008 Share Posted 30 September, 2008 Brilliant a student won it! She won £7m..... and wants to get a FORD KA!!! Stupid student bint. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PompeyLass Posted 30 September, 2008 Share Posted 30 September, 2008 Brilliant a student won it! I wonder what Stuey would say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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