Students (freshers week)

[CabbageFace]

Offically the wonderful students have come back.

 

I went to town last night for a drink with a couple of ladeeee friends and we were under seige from about 50-100 freshers, when we were leaving at about 1am London Road was completley closed by students everywhere being moronic.

 

I saw a few arrests, main one was some guys thought it would be cool to destroy a poor blokes motorbike, this is the point i got started on as i tried to stop them.

 

 

What i dont understand is why is it so organised? How is that fun? I would rather go out by myself and not be told to "down my drink or your a virgin" and told how to have fun!!

 

Also there were plenty of easy fit women out, which is nice.

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

Down your drink you virgin!

 

They all go up London Road way though dont they? Im out tonight, going to Oceana though as my mates love it. Me? Meh, I can take it or leave it, its not great. Would be nice if a few young student fillies were there tonight though!

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

I hope you lumped the tvvat who was messing someone's bike up? Students are fine until they start doing sheet like that. Its almost as if its their first time getting drunk, they are like kids!

[CabbageFace]

I hope you lumped the tvvat who was messing someone's bike up? Students are fine until they start doing sheet like that. Its almost as if its their first time getting drunk, they are like kids!

 

No, some bouncers came to my aid and wrestled them to the floor and then the law turned up and carted them off. I got a bollocking from a copper for putting myself into danger, allegdley i should have ignored the fact they were destroying some dudes pride and joy.

Also i wanted to look a hero in front of the bird im trying to tap, didnt work she called me a muppet.

[Hatch]

50 points if you **** a fresher.

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

No, some bouncers came to my aid and wrestled them to the floor and then the law turned up and carted them off. I got a bollocking from a copper for putting myself into danger, allegdley i should have ignored the fact they were destroying some dudes pride and joy.

Also i wanted to look a hero in front of the bird im trying to tap, didnt work she called me a muppet.

 

lol!

 

On one hand (I think it was about a month ago or so) you have the boss of said copper who gave you a ticking off telling people to be more heroic in situtaions like this, then you have the coppers themselves saying not to!

 

I would have been cheeky to teh copper and said I have it from higher authority than you that what I did was ok. Although he would have probably found some reason to nick me.

 

cops eh!

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

50 points if you **** a fresher.

 

is that phuk or tvvat?

[scott_saints]

Students deserve to die. F**king c**ts the lot of 'em.

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

Students deserve to die. F**king c**ts the lot of 'em.

 

What about the secky ones?

[CabbageFace]

lol!

 

On one hand (I think it was about a month ago or so) you have the boss of said copper who gave you a ticking off telling people to be more heroic in situtaions like this, then you have the coppers themselves saying not to!

 

I would have been cheeky to teh copper and said I have it from higher authority than you that what I did was ok. Although he would have probably found some reason to nick me.

 

cops eh!

 

Stupid aint it. Oh well im sure town will be fun this weekend!

[Hatch]

is that phuk or tvvat?

 

 

phuk.

 

I was 1990 Bucks College phuk a fresher champion I'll have you know.

 

Good Times.

[Rory]

I loved Freshers Week but I generally think their behaviour is getting worse each year.

 

I never really saw any trouble in my first year but that had changed by the time I'd reached year three.

 

Now that Solent Uni is open to pretty much anyone, I would expect a few dreggs from the underbelly of society are studying hairdressing with social studies or mechanics and media writing or some jazz, therefore going out, getting battered and acting like c*nts.

[Scudamore]

What i dont understand is why is it so organised? How is that fun? I would rather go out by myself and not be told to "down my drink or your a virgin" and told how to have fun!!

 

My thoughts on the 18-30 holidays

 

Some people are such f::ckwits that they need their lives planning for them however...

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

Stupid aint it. Oh well im sure town will be fun this weekend!

 

They will all be up london rd though wont they? Rather than leisure world?

[CabbageFace]

They will all be up london rd though wont they? Rather than leisure world?

 

I dunno, mushiana is free tonight, they may venture down there.

[sperm_john]

your just all jealous

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

I dunno, mushiana is free tonight, they may venture down there.

 

Hopefully, I wanna see some fitteh students

[CabbageFace]

your just all jealous

 

Im jealous of your amazing username! lolympics.

[saint_stevo]

i will be trawling the streets at all hours looking for yound wimminz too drunk to either-

a) Care

b) Laugh

c) Resist

d) Have any inhibitions

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

Im jealous of your amazing username! lolympics.

 

Best username on this site IMO

[LGTL]

I've probably seen about 60 fit girls in mini skirts and thats just the morning.

 

It's awesome

 

Looking forward to getting back to Winch on Monday then

[Calvin]

i will be trawling the streets at all hours looking for yound wimminz too drunk to either-

a) Care

b) Laugh

c) Resist

d) Have any inhibitions

 

Make sure you take some pictures!

[Johnny Shearer]

Yes there was a big group of them heading towards the Wine Bar last night around 7ish. Now I wouldn't minded them but there were a couple who were walking in the middle of the street whilst I was driving.

 

Not being funny but with my road rage these days I tend to get a little upset about these things. So revved it down that road scaring the c*nts out of my way.

 

That showed them in my Zetec.

[Scudamore]

Yes there was a big group of them heading towards the Wine Bar last night around 7ish. Now I wouldn't minded them but there were a couple who were walking in the middle of the street whilst I was driving.

 

Not being funny but with my road rage these days I tend to get a little upset about these things. So revved it down that road scaring the c*nts out of my way.

 

That showed them in my Zetec.

 

So what car have you got?

[Johnny Shearer]

So what car have you got?

 

Fiesta!

 

I didnt opt for the sports version cause I aint no rude boi innit.

[Thorpe-le-Saint]

It ALWAYS amazes me how people go on about this. Students in getting ****ed up, can't handle their booze, casual sex, casual drug use and getting into fights shocker!

 

That's what people go to Uni for! Just think, all these types of people will be running the country, teaching your children, looking after people in hospital one day etc.

Edited 26 September, 2008 by Thorpe-le-Saint

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

Just think, all these types of people are running the country, teaching your children, looking after people in hospital etc.

 

I think your confusing students with Politicians, Teachers and Doctors.

[Thorpe-le-Saint]

I think your confusing students with Politicians, Teachers and Doctors.

 

O for **** sake.

 

**These people will, ONE DAY, be doing these things.

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

O for **** sake.

 

**These people will, ONE DAY, be doing these things.

 

Alright you tetchy bu99er, I was pulling your leg

[Thorpe-le-Saint]

Alright you tetchy bu99er, I was pulling your leg

 

I should probably have added that the people who go to Uni and do the 'joke' degrees - and you know who you are - won't end up being professional members of society.