AlfredKo Posted 29 May, 2010 Posted 29 May, 2010 Following on from the inspiration of Saintkiptanui, an ugly saints 11.... GK Ian Turner RB Lloyd James LB Patrick Colleter CB LUndekvam CB Micheal Svenson MID David Armstrong MID Terry Hurlock MID jo Tessem ST MLT STBrett Ormerod ST Ian Dowie With that lot we could be champions league contenders. Where is Jermanine Wright?
docker-p Posted 29 May, 2010 Posted 29 May, 2010 Reading all these threads through it becomes apparent we have had some pug uglies playing for us. Which is appropriate as we also have some pretty ugly fans. I personally look like a bulldog chewing a wasp, and even frighten myself sometimes when confronted with a mirror of a morning.
Turkish Posted 30 May, 2010 Author Posted 30 May, 2010 Not over-sensitive at all. And although I have never met you I would guess you are average-looking at best, but that your mummy thinks you are beautiful. One thing I do know, however, is that one part of your body IS ugly - your mind. Personally, I am happier having an ugly face. One thing i do know, however, is that you are one of the those goons that is obviously described to women as a really lovely guy who will treat them really well, but is probably still knocking one out over the Lucy Pinder photos in Nuts.
St.Jeweller Posted 30 May, 2010 Posted 30 May, 2010 No way is David armstrong uglier than lloyd James. Glen ****erill would surely make the subs bench?? bit harsh considering that gooner smashed his face in
Huntingdon Posted 30 May, 2010 Posted 30 May, 2010 Does anyone have a picture of Keith Cassells? He was seriously ugly
eelpie Posted 30 May, 2010 Posted 30 May, 2010 Following on from the inspiration of Saintkiptanui, an ugly saints 11.... GK Ian Turner RB Lloyd James LB Patrick Colleter CB LUndekvam CB Micheal Svenson MID David Armstrong MID Terry Hurlock MID jo Tessem ST MLT STBrett Ormerod ST Ian Dowie With that lot we could be champions league contenders. Coach would have to be Redcrapp
Wiltshire Saint Posted 30 May, 2010 Posted 30 May, 2010 Keith Cassells Danny Wallace Radhi Jaidi Rueben Agboola Ray Wallace Dexter Blackstock Leon Best Henri Camara Michael Gilkes Luis Boa Morte Tahar El Khalej Jason Euell Nathan Dyer Ricardo Fuller Kenwyne Jones Fitz Hall Oscar Gobern Augstin Delgado Ulrich Van Gobbel Just not my type, not sure why.
Victor Posted 30 May, 2010 Posted 30 May, 2010 One thing i do know, however, is that you are one of the those goons that is obviously described to women as a really lovely guy who will treat them really well, but is probably still knocking one out over the Lucy Pinder photos in Nuts. Yep, you're absolutely right. And to show I'm not without a sense of humour I'll join in your fun. Let's do the ugliest soldiers, and I'll start you off: No1 - Simon Weston
SuperMikey Posted 30 May, 2010 Posted 30 May, 2010 Keith Cassells Danny Wallace Radhi Jaidi Rueben Agboola Ray Wallace Dexter Blackstock Leon Best Henri Camara Michael Gilkes Luis Boa Morte Tahar El Khalej Jason Euell Nathan Dyer Ricardo Fuller Kenwyne Jones Fitz Hall Oscar Gobern Augstin Delgado Ulrich Van Gobbel Just not my type, not sure why. I thought Dune was Stanley? :confused:
martel Posted 31 May, 2010 Posted 31 May, 2010 Agreed. Now I did LOL, almost Bean like with that boat race.
Turkish Posted 31 May, 2010 Author Posted 31 May, 2010 Yep, you're absolutely right. And to show I'm not without a sense of humour I'll join in your fun. Let's do the ugliest soldiers, and I'll start you off: No1 - Simon Weston Hilarious. Its one thing joking about highly paid sportsman being born ugly and who would be hardly be offended by it. Quite another to take the **** out of people scarred in battle defending our country, you sick ****. :smt009
sidthesquid Posted 31 May, 2010 Posted 31 May, 2010 For some reason Robbie Slater always scared me. A few other candidates, too - Uwe Rosler, Danny Higginbotham, Richard Chaplow, Dean Richards, Peter Reid, Terry Hurlock and, of course, Sammy Lee (who might only escape being the ugliest ever because of his lack of games).
saintkiptanui Posted 31 May, 2010 Posted 31 May, 2010 bit harsh considering that gooner smashed his face inHe was ugly and spotty with really bad hair before davis knocked him out.
Victor Posted 1 June, 2010 Posted 1 June, 2010 Hilarious. Its one thing joking about highly paid sportsman being born ugly and who would be hardly be offended by it. Quite another to take the **** out of people scarred in battle defending our country, you sick ****. :smt009 You are ugly. Presumably you were born ugly. I am glad you have been able to cope with it psychologically. If you can put forward an intellectually reasoned argument to establish at which point it changes from being OK to joke about someone's ugliness to not being OK I will apologise to you. Your arguments so far - if they are BORN ugly it is OK but if they BECOME ugly it is not, or that it is dependent on how much money they earn, are simply pathetic. How much money will YOU need to earn before you are happy with your ugliness?
Turkish Posted 1 June, 2010 Author Posted 1 June, 2010 (edited) You are ugly. Presumably you were born ugly. I am glad you have been able to cope with it psychologically. If you can put forward an intellectually reasoned argument to establish at which point it changes from being OK to joke about someone's ugliness to not being OK I will apologise to you. Your arguments so far - if they are BORN ugly it is OK but if they BECOME ugly it is not, or that it is dependent on how much money they earn, are simply pathetic. How much money will YOU need to earn before you are happy with your ugliness? You're wierd, try this, it may help you identify what is wrong and get the help you clearly need... http://www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv Edited 1 June, 2010 by Turkish
Victor Posted 1 June, 2010 Posted 1 June, 2010 You're wierd, try this, it may help you identify what is wrong and get the help you clearly need... http://www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv I am neither weird (which I can spell correctly), nor a hypocrite - I have privately laughed at fat people and I have privately laughed at ugly people and I have laughed at jokes about disabled people but I accept it as childish and unkind and have never tried to defend it. I have just got very, very tired of people saying: "isn't so-and-so ugly, gosh they look like some freak in a film, gosh they must have had the same mum, look, if I put their photos together you can hardly tell the difference, isn't it funny". Well no, actually, not that funny, especially for the subject of your mockery. Anyway, I note you have given up because I asked for an intellectually reasoned argument to support your case. I am happy with that and will say no more.
Turkish Posted 1 June, 2010 Author Posted 1 June, 2010 I am neither weird (which I can spell correctly), nor a hypocrite - I have privately laughed at fat people and I have privately laughed at ugly people and I have laughed at jokes about disabled people but I accept it as childish and unkind and have never tried to defend it. I have just got very, very tired of people saying: "isn't so-and-so ugly, gosh they look like some freak in a film, gosh they must have had the same mum, look, if I put their photos together you can hardly tell the difference, isn't it funny". Well no, actually, not that funny, especially for the subject of your mockery. Anyway, I note you have given up because I asked for an intellectually reasoned argument to support your case. I am happy with that and will say no more. Well if you are sick and tired (which i can spell correctly) of it, then why read a thread called Ugly XI? The clue as to what it is about is in the title, obviously not that tired.
TijuanaTim Posted 2 June, 2010 Posted 2 June, 2010 Uglies..hmmm Nick01 Old_Towner, Burley_Chassis, St_Ettienne, Rover; TijuanaTim, EricOfArabia, patred, dirke_doone; Channonite and Libertine33 There y'go...
ericofarabia Posted 2 June, 2010 Posted 2 June, 2010 Can't beleive this little beauty hasn't made an appearance yet ......
RonManager Posted 2 June, 2010 Posted 2 June, 2010 Can't beleive this little beauty hasn't made an appearance yet ...... So that's how we get academy players, Steve gives birth to them.
Joe Kirkup Posted 2 June, 2010 Posted 2 June, 2010 Bit disappointed in getting a mention -Always thought I was suave in a Roger Moore sort of way
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