manji Posted 29 May, 2010 Share Posted 29 May, 2010 Did you forget to add Keith Legg? Who ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune Posted 29 May, 2010 Share Posted 29 May, 2010 Who ? lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 29 May, 2010 Share Posted 29 May, 2010 Kirstie Allsop and Phil whatever his name is - just the thought of them makes me want to kill Mumsy bint. She's an aspirational figure for dull middleclass women up and down the country. You too can use having children as an excuse for getting fat and putting no effort into your looks whilst wearing chunky knitwear and dreaming of owning an AGA. Bet she's sh:t in bed as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Saints Posted 29 May, 2010 Share Posted 29 May, 2010 Mark Lawrenson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arizona Posted 29 May, 2010 Share Posted 29 May, 2010 John W******d Katie Price Fern Cotton Edith Bowman Jo Wiley Sarah Cox Noel Fielding Russle Brand Jonathan Ross Anyone who has appeared in, produced or watched Big Brother Fat People Smokers who complain about the 0.01p per year it costs them to keep foreign criminals in prison each year. Mount Eyjafjallajokull Striking BA cabin crew Rupert Lowe Harry Redknapp Andy Gray Phil Thomson John Motson John Terry Ashley Cole Marmite Kevin Phillips Speed cameras Drivers who don't get within 5mph of the speed limit. Drug users/addicts who blame their problems on ignorance Criminals who blame their problems on society. Alan f**king Carr Justin Lee Collins Stern John George Burley Being sh*t in the forum match Michael Schumacher Sex and the City This list isn't exhaustive, but it's about all I can think of at the moment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisobee Posted 29 May, 2010 Share Posted 29 May, 2010 The absurdly pretentious "Sting". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted 29 May, 2010 Share Posted 29 May, 2010 Americans All 3 Top Gear presenters Jordan Anybody who buys OK, Hello, and any other such tawdry gossip rag Premier League footballers who think they amount to anything whatsoever just because they can kick a ball Fawning monarchists Tories The LibDems for sucking up to the the Tories BMW drivers TCWTB All other poopey scum Redknapp Americans Anybody who buys a f@ck!n 4X4 and only uses it as a school taxi or to do the shopping Americans the NRA All TV soaps plastic mancs all the stag & hen parties on the p!ss in Blackpool Yorkshire Scumacher Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintkiptanui Posted 29 May, 2010 Author Share Posted 29 May, 2010 The absurdly pretentious "Sting".Worst dinner party ever. Sting Bob Geldof Paul M'cartney Bono Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joensuu Posted 29 May, 2010 Share Posted 29 May, 2010 50 Cent Adam Sandler Alistair Campbell Ben Stiller Boris Britney Charlton Heston Chris Moyles Christopher Booker Christopher Monckton Clint Eastwood David Bellamy David Cameron **** Cheney Dominic Mohan Don King Donald Trump Freddie Star George Bush George 'Dubja' Bush George Osborne Glenn Beck Gordon Ramsey Jade Goody James Inhofe Jeremy Clarkson Jim Davidson John Prescott John W******d Katie Price Kelvin MacKenzie Kid Rock Lars Larson Margaret Thatcher Meat Loaf Mel Gibson Melanie Philips Nick Griffin Noel Edmonds Oliver Letwin Pat Michaels Paul Daniels Paul Gadd Prince Philip Rebekah Wade Richard Littlejohn Ronald Reagan Rupert Lowe Rupert Murdoch Sammy Wilson Sarah Palin Simon Cowell Steve Milloy Tara Palmer Tompkinson Tim W******d Tony Blair Václav Klaus Vanessa Feltz Victoria Beckham Vince Vaughan Walt Disney I feel sick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robsk II Posted 29 May, 2010 Share Posted 29 May, 2010 People who refer to their PC as their 'rig'. Shut up and p*ss off, moron. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted 29 May, 2010 Share Posted 29 May, 2010 Graham Norton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robsk II Posted 29 May, 2010 Share Posted 29 May, 2010 Junction9. What a c*nt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune Posted 29 May, 2010 Share Posted 29 May, 2010 Graham Norton. This. Bring back Wogan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted 29 May, 2010 Share Posted 29 May, 2010 This. Bring back Wogan. Have also replied to your view on the Eurocircumcision thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint in Paradise Posted 29 May, 2010 Share Posted 29 May, 2010 People who don't like other people who are over 55 years old :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 29 May, 2010 Share Posted 29 May, 2010 steve f*cking claridge :vom: and silicon tits. Nasty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 29 May, 2010 Share Posted 29 May, 2010 50 Cent Adam Sandler Alistair Campbell Ben Stiller Boris Britney Charlton Heston Chris Moyles Christopher Booker Christopher Monckton Clint Eastwood David Bellamy David Cameron **** Cheney Dominic Mohan Don King Donald Trump Freddie Star George Bush George 'Dubja' Bush George Osborne Glenn Beck Gordon Ramsey Jade Goody James Inhofe Jeremy Clarkson Jim Davidson John Prescott John W******d Katie Price Kelvin MacKenzie Kid Rock Lars Larson Margaret Thatcher Meat Loaf Mel Gibson Melanie Philips Nick Griffin Noel Edmonds Oliver Letwin Pat Michaels Paul Daniels Paul Gadd Prince Philip Rebekah Wade Richard Littlejohn Ronald Reagan Rupert Lowe Rupert Murdoch Sammy Wilson Sarah Palin Simon Cowell Steve Milloy Tara Palmer Tompkinson Tim W******d Tony Blair Václav Klaus Vanessa Feltz Victoria Beckham Vince Vaughan Walt Disney I feel sick Excellent choices (except for Clint Eastwood) Plus: Jamie Oliver Paul McCartney (John wrote the best songs, arsehole, not you) Jamie Oliver Mark Oaten (for letting the Tories win in Winchester) The Serbian Customs and Border Guards My ex next door neighbour Margaret Thatcher (yes I know, but I hate her so much she's worth putting in twice) Jamie Oliver Fullers The French The Turkish traffic Police Xenophobic Americans, hell, just Americans Islamic extremists Any other religious extremists Paedophiles Jamie Oliver Parents who mistreat their children Drunk drivers The BNP The EDL Racists of any colour Head-teachers who support non-competitive "sports" Health and Safety apologists Local Council officials who decide things are offensive on behalf groups who were never offended in the first place - e.g. model pigs in windows, Christmas holidays, St George's crosses and Union flags Jamie Oliver Vegans Cyclists White-van men Motorcycle messengers Morotcyclists who weave in and out of lanes Tailgaters on the motorway Middle lane drivers Caravans Tractors driving up and down my road in the rush hour Winter Jamie Oliver hmm, and breathe... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robsk II Posted 29 May, 2010 Share Posted 29 May, 2010 Michael Ball. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
explorer saint Posted 29 May, 2010 Share Posted 29 May, 2010 You didn't vote tory then I guess plus there can only be one on the hate list above most others Davina McCall apart from being a gobby, talentless, annoying , whinging screeching skate I hate her ....... guts, when the day comes and they are lined up againts the wall she will get the first bullet ! keep the red flying flying and power to the people! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swannymere Posted 29 May, 2010 Share Posted 29 May, 2010 **** it, i hate everybody else and it's always your collective fault when something goes wrong in my life. :smt072 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
latter day saint Posted 29 May, 2010 Share Posted 29 May, 2010 Michael Ball. fat,chutney ferreting luvvy! :mad: Davina McCall Anne Robinson Wales France The Orkney Isles Argentina Criminal Justice & Public Order Act :smt072 Music snobs Religion Moyles Fred Dinage little sh*ts at my sons school getting away with murder because they are from "troubled backgrounds" :smt013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted 30 May, 2010 Share Posted 30 May, 2010 Maradonna Madonna Smokers Jokers Tokers Takers JRR Tolkein JR Hartley Art teachers Art students Philosophy students IKEA Yoko Kevin the Gerbil My neighbour's parrot Dogs Dog walkers Dog owners Pet shops Pet shop owners Pet owners That actor who played Galen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timebomb Posted 30 May, 2010 Share Posted 30 May, 2010 People that believe that someone else is always to blame for their misfortunes. Man up, start taking responsibility for your own life and admit that sometimes sh*t does happen! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 30 May, 2010 Share Posted 30 May, 2010 Hire boats Trad boat owners who look down their nose's at you just cos your boat has a smooth running engine that doesn't rattle your teeth loose and take up four square foot of valuable space. People who buy and mouth off about Eco type cleaning agents Any product with the brand name EcoVer on it. Double the price and crap not 'fit for purpose' ****e. People who chuck Tesco trolleys in canals People who chuck plastic carrier bags in canals. Last week I thought that the boat was not being quite a sperky and responsive as it should be, so got down into the weed-hatch. I discovered; (and I tell no lie) 1 Tesco, 1 Sainsbury's, 1 Somerfield and 1 plain white supermarket carrier bags wrapped around the prop! All of these bags were held tightly in place by a red dog's lead (minus a dog). Took me ages to cut them all off and I admit to getting myself a little worked up over it, I sincerely hope that that dog's lead was not simply discarded and was in fact there due to an unfortunate incident, that would make me feell a little better and a little bit worse at the same time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackFrost Posted 30 May, 2010 Share Posted 30 May, 2010 (edited) Everyone mentioned in the thread thus far, plus: Harry Redknapp Jamie Redknapp Louise Redknapp Any past/present/future Redknapps that i've missed off the list TCWTB P*mpey fans in general Anyone who doesn't support P*mpey but calls us Scummers (ie Bournemouth) - we don't give a flying f*ck about you. Avram Grunt David James Danny Mills Cashley Cole Gary Neville Justin Bieber Bono The Edge Anyone else in U2 David Cameron Any preppy c*nts who only wear clothes with Jack Wills or Abercrombie emblazoned across it in massive letters so everybody knows that they have £40 to spend on a f*cking t-shirt when all the rest of us shop at Primark and the like. Anybody who drives around in the summer without any clothes on their upper body showing off the sh1tty tattoo that they got done in Marbella when they'd had one too many £7 c*cktails. People who go shopping in their swimming trunks on holiday - put some f*cking clothes on you shouldermuncher Conservatives People who have never done a day's work in their life and then complain about other people getting benefits People who say that students have it too easy nowadays - you want to try some of our exam papers? People who call me mate when I don't even f*cking know them The therapist i'm going to book myself to see after i've finished writing this list Rupert f*cking Lowe Da yoof at footy - you're 12, haven't you got school in the morning mush? Americans Americans who think they're English/Irish/Scottish/Whatever because their great great great great great great second cousin thrice removed once met somebody from there. Posh people trying to blend in with the commoners by using the words 'blud', 'lash', 'banter' and 'innit'. LOL I have, I did a mate's mock A level psychology paper a couple of years ago he gave me ten minutes of advice, and without any knowledge or background in psychology the paper came back and i got a 'B' Anyway for me at the moment Any musical TV shows that involves people performing in front of a jury comprised of clueless celebs Jeremy Kyle Sean Lock That bloke who sings "GO COMPARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" in the price comparison adverts People who barely get above 30mph on a road where the national speed limit applies(60mph) Chavs Rowlands Castle Council: who don't bother emptying the bins whenever a bank holiday is around, meaning several times a year residents have to go 4 weeks without having their dustbins emptied. People who are disorganised and forgetful, and then try and blame you for something because you didn't remind them to do it. Edited 30 May, 2010 by JackFrost Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustMike Posted 30 May, 2010 Share Posted 30 May, 2010 (edited) Sarah Cox Fred Dineage go compare bloke Barry Scott Rupert Lowe "Think Bike" signs Bikes People not indicating People who tailgate People who ignore give way signs People who do not know their lane discipline at round-a-bouts People who promise to do something and then let you down Graham Norton People who wear scarfs with a t-shirt!! Edited 30 May, 2010 by JustMike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 30 May, 2010 Share Posted 30 May, 2010 People who rush past at 4mph whilst I am TRYING TO GET SOME ****ING SLEEP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tac-tics Posted 30 May, 2010 Share Posted 30 May, 2010 Everyone mentioned in the thread thus far, plus: Harry Redknapp Jamie Redknapp Louise Redknapp Any past/present/future Redknapps that i've missed off the list TCWTB P*mpey fans in general Anyone who doesn't support P*mpey but calls us Scummers (ie Bournemouth) - we don't give a flying f*ck about you. Avram Grunt David James Danny Mills Cashley Cole Gary Neville Justin Bieber Bono The Edge Anyone else in U2 David Cameron Any preppy c*nts who only wear clothes with Jack Wills or Abercrombie emblazoned across it in massive letters so everybody knows that they have £40 to spend on a f*cking t-shirt when all the rest of us shop at Primark and the like. Anybody who drives around in the summer without any clothes on their upper body showing off the sh1tty tattoo that they got done in Marbella when they'd had one too many £7 c*cktails. People who go shopping in their swimming trunks on holiday - put some f*cking clothes on you shouldermuncher Conservatives People who have never done a day's work in their life and then complain about other people getting benefits People who say that students have it too easy nowadays - you want to try some of our exam papers? People who call me mate when I don't even f*cking know them The therapist i'm going to book myself to see after i've finished writing this list Rupert f*cking Lowe Da yoof at footy - you're 12, haven't you got school in the morning mush? Americans Americans who think they're English/Irish/Scottish/Whatever because their great great great great great great second cousin thrice removed once met somebody from there. Posh people trying to blend in with the commoners by using the words 'blud', 'lash', 'banter' and 'innit'. You are my hero, have to agree on 100% of this. With regards to the preppy bit, my biggest hate but the irony is I do have a few! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 30 May, 2010 Share Posted 30 May, 2010 It is quite apparent that many of us people really do need to slow down a bit whilst driving. All this anger is not healthy. Try starting your journey a little earlier and enjoy your journey, life is not about arriving somewhere it is about the path you take. 30 mile journey @ 60 mph = 30 minutes 30 mile journey @ 70 mph = 26 minutes 30 mile journey @80mph = 23 minutes Take it easy Only joking, put your foot down and go for it, the sooner you lot get home the sooner I get to have the middle lane all to myself. ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St. Neil Posted 30 May, 2010 Share Posted 30 May, 2010 Piers Morgan, what is the point of him. Although he did once say this which was nice "Portsmouth will be absolutely fine. I know the guy who is buying them, Sulaiman Al-Fahim, and he is not only a very serious businessman, he’s also stinking rich. So relax, Pompey fans." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swannymere Posted 30 May, 2010 Share Posted 30 May, 2010 I'm surprised at the number of people who hate Sara Cox, have they not heard Jo Wiley? Also, who the **** is Jack Wills? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 30 May, 2010 Share Posted 30 May, 2010 That bloke that presents Bargain Hunt. Anyone who appears in Hello or OK magazine The entire British Population that then wants to read about anyone who has appeared in Hello or OK magazine in all the news media And ANYONE who thought that appearing on Big Brother was a wise thing for them to do And in local terms - Lebanese Wannabes - the ones who would simply die if they had to fly home from here in economy class or didn't own a BMW or found that the local Chill Out lounge had run out of Johnnie Walker Blue label or Grey Goose Oh and again, locally Eastern Asian golfers - Golf has RULES and ETIQUETTE you feckers, it should NOT take you 7 hours to play 9 holes of fecking golf, get out the fecking way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danish Saint Posted 30 May, 2010 Share Posted 30 May, 2010 Rodney Marsh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonManager Posted 30 May, 2010 Share Posted 30 May, 2010 Last week I thought that the boat was not being quite a sperky and responsive as it should be, so got down into the weed-hatch. I discovered; (and I tell no lie) 1 Tesco, 1 Sainsbury's, 1 Somerfield and 1 plain white supermarket carrier bags wrapped around the prop! You do know that they are bio-degradable? If you'd left them alone for 5000 years they would have disappeared anyway! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 30 May, 2010 Share Posted 30 May, 2010 How can anyone 'hate' someone they don't even know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 30 May, 2010 Share Posted 30 May, 2010 ...... Any product with the brand name EcoVer on it. Double the price and crap not 'fit for purpose' ****e. Ecover makes the best shower cleaner ever - FACT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 30 May, 2010 Share Posted 30 May, 2010 Ecover makes the best shower cleaner ever - FACT No they don't b. The best shower cleaner ever is Star Drops, about 79p a bottle from sainsbury's and an amazing cleaning product all over the house. Also, vinegar is pretty good for glass and mirrors. Soda Crystals I like too, a sprinkling in every wash brings the white in whites out and can be doused down plugholes and drains as an effective unblocker. although if your drains are very blocked you need to get them rodded, I have a set of rods if ever you want yours doing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 30 May, 2010 Share Posted 30 May, 2010 My drains are perfectly clear and unsullied I'll have you know :shock: Past experience has taught me that a suction plunger device copes well with blockages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 30 May, 2010 Share Posted 30 May, 2010 My drains are perfectly clear and unsullied I'll have you know :shock: Past experience has taught me that a suction plunger device copes well with blockages. Have you discovered a method of blocking the overflow when pumping the plug-hole b? I tend to use a wet flannel but never get a good seal. Plungers for clearing toilet blockages, there is no match, and the sound when the blockage finally gives is lovely a sort of 'gloooomph plop'. As said earlier I am DIY'ing today, started by making an mdf shotgun and a sub-machine gun for the gk's, now waiting for paint to dry so that they can terrorise their parents. Good times. btw, what tending does a mediteranean (sp) garden require? Is it just a matter of watering the pots? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcjwills Posted 30 May, 2010 Share Posted 30 May, 2010 Hey don't you diss uncle jack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 30 May, 2010 Share Posted 30 May, 2010 btw, what tending does a mediteranean (sp) garden require? Is it just a matter of watering the pots? It requires copious amounts of gravel, old railway sleepers and, yes, pots. It also requires very little input from me - apart from sitting outside under a sunshade, glass of rosé to hand and playing with my laptop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcjwills Posted 30 May, 2010 Share Posted 30 May, 2010 I'm surprised at the number of people who hate Sara Cox, have they not heard Jo Wiley? Also, who the **** is Jack Wills? Hey don't you diss uncle jack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farawaysaint Posted 30 May, 2010 Share Posted 30 May, 2010 I love all of you very much Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Landrew Posted 30 May, 2010 Share Posted 30 May, 2010 Everyone mentioned in the thread thus far, plus: Harry Redknapp Jamie Redknapp Louise Redknapp Any past/present/future Redknapps that i've missed off the list TCWTB P*mpey fans in general Anyone who doesn't support P*mpey but calls us Scummers (ie Bournemouth) - we don't give a flying f*ck about you. Avram Grunt David James Danny Mills Cashley Cole Gary Neville Justin Bieber Bono The Edge Anyone else in U2 David Cameron Any preppy c*nts who only wear clothes with Jack Wills or Abercrombie emblazoned across it in massive letters so everybody knows that they have £40 to spend on a f*cking t-shirt when all the rest of us shop at Primark and the like. Anybody who drives around in the summer without any clothes on their upper body showing off the sh1tty tattoo that they got done in Marbella when they'd had one too many £7 c*cktails. People who go shopping in their swimming trunks on holiday - put some f*cking clothes on you shouldermuncher Conservatives People who have never done a day's work in their life and then complain about other people getting benefits People who say that students have it too easy nowadays - you want to try some of our exam papers? People who call me mate when I don't even f*cking know them The therapist i'm going to book myself to see after i've finished writing this list Rupert f*cking Lowe Da yoof at footy - you're 12, haven't you got school in the morning mush? Americans Americans who think they're English/Irish/Scottish/Whatever because their great great great great great great second cousin thrice removed once met somebody from there. Posh people trying to blend in with the commoners by using the words 'blud', 'lash', 'banter' and 'innit'. Christ, I must be bored. But you peeps have made me laugh out loud, a fair bit, reading down the thread. I especially snorted and lolled while reading down this update. I know I've read it loads of times, in other threads, but seeing TCWTB nearly made me fall off the chair. It's good to laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 30 May, 2010 Share Posted 30 May, 2010 The worst pain known to man (obviously not up there with childbirth YAWN) is stepping on an upturned plug with no socks on. I know, I just did it. NB Not a bathplug. hth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjii Posted 30 May, 2010 Share Posted 30 May, 2010 I like the Go Compare stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SparkySaint Posted 30 May, 2010 Share Posted 30 May, 2010 U2 Jo Whiley Tottenham "fans" Tim Jovejoy's laugh Bus drivers Ian Huntley That chav block that won the lottery Steve Howard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 30 May, 2010 Share Posted 30 May, 2010 (edited) Jewish people and Turks. Edited 30 May, 2010 by Dog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tac-tics Posted 30 May, 2010 Share Posted 30 May, 2010 nothing wrong with jack wills Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swannymere Posted 30 May, 2010 Share Posted 30 May, 2010 nothing wrong with jack wills I've been informed that "It's so last year darling" and that only "Chav's and Wannabee's" wear it:confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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