StuRomseySaint Posted 21 May, 2010 Posted 21 May, 2010 - People that drive at 70mph in the fast lane, regardless of there not being any traffic in the other 2 lanes. - People who tap their brakes on the motorway instead of leaving a reasonable distance between them and the car in front and controlling their speed using the accelerator. - People who have a box of tissues on the parcel shelf. - People who eat with their mouth open. - People who talk with food in their mouth. - People who chant 'on the pitch' then when people go on the pitch, chant 'w@nkers' at them. - Big Brother on again soon, knowing that I f*cking hate it but will end up watching it, such is the sh!tness of television.
StuRomseySaint Posted 21 May, 2010 Author Posted 21 May, 2010 (edited) - Fat women in skimpy dresses Yes, f*cking disgusting, infact I would go as far as to say it should count as indecent exposure and at the very least there should be a law against it, with £80 for any offenders. More annoying things... - People that go into a pub and buy a coffee. - People that go into a pub and use their laptop. - People who shout 'on the pitch' for 45 minutes then boo people who go on the pitch. Edited 21 May, 2010 by StuRomseySaint
South Londoner Posted 21 May, 2010 Posted 21 May, 2010 People who take their brats into pubs..........
lumuah Posted 21 May, 2010 Posted 21 May, 2010 People who hog the middle lane People who speed up when you overtake BT My crappy Samsung Jet mobile phone Indian Call centres In fact, all call centres Avram Grant
CB Saint Posted 21 May, 2010 Posted 21 May, 2010 Cyclists who use the road when the taxpayer has paid for a perfectly good cycle lane. Cats Robert kilroy Silk Mandleson Alistair Camplbell Taxi Drivers
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 21 May, 2010 Posted 21 May, 2010 Thanks CB Cyclists (goes with my other hate as well)
Smirking_Saint Posted 21 May, 2010 Posted 21 May, 2010 Cyclists Motorcyclists Ignorant people, not hard to say thank you etc People who litter Home survey callers Women on the blob
Quickfire Double Posted 21 May, 2010 Posted 21 May, 2010 Having to work P i s s ing out of your a rse hole thanks to a dodgy Samosa The general populace
SO16_Saint Posted 21 May, 2010 Posted 21 May, 2010 not getting a job that you were perfect for and the job spec could have been written just for you. FAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
StuRomseySaint Posted 21 May, 2010 Author Posted 21 May, 2010 - Facebook friend collectors. - People whose Facebook status says " xxxxx is so upset " and when you ask them whats up they don't tell you.
Quickfire Double Posted 21 May, 2010 Posted 21 May, 2010 - Facebook friend collectors. - People whose Facebook status says " xxxxx is so upset " and when you ask them whats up they don't tell you. I particularly hate that last one. The hallmark of the attention deprived f u c k wit.
warsash saint Posted 21 May, 2010 Posted 21 May, 2010 Tw*ts that drive around in their Saxo's & Corsa's with all their windows wide open whilst making all of us endure the latest track from Scooter :mad:
saint_stevo Posted 21 May, 2010 Posted 21 May, 2010 - SQL - People who let there children run around in restaurants. Keep your snotty brat out my f*cking way - Having to go on the underground this afternoon - Trains - The amount of people that have become Political experts - No air-con in lecture room, sat in jeans = betty swollocks - Chaiffage - Men in skinny jeans - Men wearing leggings......WTF - Trying to get a haircut in central london - "Mens cuts start from £48 for our Junior Stylist' Do one, you skinny jeans and beaded cross wearing moron. TaylorTaylor London was the salon, FWIW. - Waiters and Waitresses keeping asking if i want another drink. NO, i said NO to your midget colleague 2 minutes ago
treggs23 Posted 21 May, 2010 Posted 21 May, 2010 women and the world cup - thinking they know everything about football, then asking why a goal from outside the area is allowed to stand... yes, that was a colleague of mine, and yes it was nearly 4 years ago, still annoying though
Smirking_Saint Posted 21 May, 2010 Posted 21 May, 2010 - Facebook friend collectors. - People whose Facebook status says " xxxxx is so upset " and when you ask them whats up they don't tell you. Ahh yes - Facebook - Stupidly loud scooters, i mean really, they sound like a fart and you look like a c*nt, why would you want to draw attention ?? -Music Snobs -Daily Mail -Birmingham -The PC Brigade
StuRomseySaint Posted 21 May, 2010 Author Posted 21 May, 2010 - Blokes in skinny jeans. - Blokes with them stupid earings that make a hole in your lobe. - Anyone from P*rtsmouth
Hatch Posted 21 May, 2010 Posted 21 May, 2010 - The current load of pop stars, that I have no idea who they are.
Hatch Posted 21 May, 2010 Posted 21 May, 2010 - Barbeques still being dirty and uncleaned from last August.
Smirking_Saint Posted 21 May, 2010 Posted 21 May, 2010 - SQL - People who let there children run around in restaurants. Keep your snotty brat out my f*cking way - Having to go on the underground this afternoon - Trains - The amount of people that have become Political experts - No air-con in lecture room, sat in jeans = betty swollocks - Chaiffage - Men in skinny jeans - Men wearing leggings......WTF - Trying to get a haircut in central london - "Mens cuts start from £48 for our Junior Stylist' Do one, you skinny jeans and beaded cross wearing moron. TaylorTaylor London was the salon, FWIW. - Waiters and Waitresses keeping asking if i want another drink. NO, i said NO to your midget colleague 2 minutes ago SQL is not too bad, Not seen the Leggings yet, thats pretty scary, though London has always been on a very strange fashion radar. - Waiters/Waitresses that ask if everything is ok when you have just taken a mouthful. -Losing your hair -Being overweight and so having to work it off again -Coursework -Exams -Unix, actually computers in general, thank f*ck i got out of that industry. -Men that wear uggs
saints-cris Posted 21 May, 2010 Posted 21 May, 2010 - People whose Facebook status says " xxxxx is so upset " and when you ask them whats up they don't tell you. This. Cringeworthy. Along with people who update their status 10 times an hour. 'Joke' texts You miss a phone call, ring back 2 seconds later and then they dont pick up. Cyclists, just drive me mad, i just want to 'nudge' them at 70mph. Slow walkers, slow drivers
saint_stevo Posted 21 May, 2010 Posted 21 May, 2010 SQL is not too bad, Not seen the Leggings yet, thats pretty scary, though London has always been on a very strange fashion radar. - Waiters/Waitresses that ask if everything is ok when you have just taken a mouthful. -Losing your hair -Being overweight and so having to work it off again -Coursework -Exams -Unix, actually computers in general, thank f*ck i got out of that industry. -Men that wear uggs Generally not too bad, but after 5 days of all things SQL i am ready to end it all. feel your overweight pain my darling :smt076
StuRomseySaint Posted 21 May, 2010 Author Posted 21 May, 2010 - People who you delete off facebook and they then request your friendship again. ( I don't like Facebook today )
RedAndWhite91 Posted 21 May, 2010 Posted 21 May, 2010 - The amount of people that have become Political experts Hello
Smirking_Saint Posted 21 May, 2010 Posted 21 May, 2010 (edited) Generally not too bad, but after 5 days of all things SQL i am ready to end it all. feel your overweight pain my darling :smt076 You on a course ?? That adds a new one. As for the weight thing, we can chuck on some leggings and go for a jog when you get back, chat about knees. -Training courses that always seem to be up the country somewhere -Petrol prices -Knees Edited 21 May, 2010 by Smirking_Saint
fish fingers Posted 21 May, 2010 Posted 21 May, 2010 - Looking at the World Cup schedule and realising that a large chunk of the games are being played during the working day. Stuipd FIFA, at least the students and unemployed will have something to watch.
saint_stevo Posted 21 May, 2010 Posted 21 May, 2010 You on a course ?? That adds a new one. As for the weight thing, we can chuck on some leggings and go for a jog when you get back, chat about knees. -Training courses that always seem to be up the country somewhere -Petrol prices -Knees Yes on a course, Central London. Joy'o'Joy. Maybe see who is beaten up/breaks down in agony first? I'm game? -Having to wait a month to get my expenses back........
Smirking_Saint Posted 21 May, 2010 Posted 21 May, 2010 Yes on a course, Central London. Joy'o'Joy. Maybe see who is beaten up/breaks down in agony first? I'm game? -Having to wait a month to get my expenses back........ At least you havn't had to go through the union yet :smt076
warsash saint Posted 21 May, 2010 Posted 21 May, 2010 Dirty b*stards that chuck their fag butts out the car window :mad:
Glasgow_Saint Posted 21 May, 2010 Posted 21 May, 2010 Vanessa Feltz Rain Ugly birds that think they are fit Orange (fake tanned) chicks
Quickfire Double Posted 21 May, 2010 Posted 21 May, 2010 Bloke loudly eating his lunch opposite me in an otherwise silent office. Headphone leakage (turn it down, or buy a better pair, or far cough somewhere else).
Hatch Posted 21 May, 2010 Posted 21 May, 2010 - Planning to leave at 3 pm , then getting a call from your boss wanting a meeting at 4. FFS
dubai_phil Posted 21 May, 2010 Posted 21 May, 2010 Drivers in the City http://www.thenational.ae/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20100520/NATIONAL/705199833 This was on the motorway about 800metres from my place, the ****s do this in the local streets until 3 or 4 am and the cops go and watch. But if an expat has a car that is dirty - we get fined Idiots in Shopping Malls who are so unaware of their surroundings. (We have a new game when pushing a trolley - just stay in a straight line and walk slowly and see how many people walk into you while on their phone)
iansums Posted 21 May, 2010 Posted 21 May, 2010 Blokes who wear those cut-off trousers below the knee...if it's warm enough to not wear trousers, wear bloody shorts! People who have tatoos and body piercings Daily Mail Two blokes kissing on East Enders, it's bloody wrong, should only be allowed after the watershed TV programmes that spend half the time telling you what's coming up! TV interviewers who ask a question then don't allow the interviewee to answer it as they keep interrupting People who use the drive-in KFC or McD round the corner and then dump their rubbish in the road People who complain at women going to football matches (Stu ) People The 40mph speed limit on the Bmth Spur Road I think I've finished
TopGun Posted 21 May, 2010 Posted 21 May, 2010 People who make an unreasonable amount of noise with cutlery, cups and plates. People in my office who talk at me when it's obvious I want to be undisturbed.
saint_stevo Posted 21 May, 2010 Posted 21 May, 2010 Men who watch Eastenders............................
for_heaven's_Saint Posted 21 May, 2010 Posted 21 May, 2010 Cyclists who don't stop at traffic lights, the amount of times I've nearly been crashed into when crossing the road is ridiculous. Oh, and I wear skinny jeans
Hatch Posted 21 May, 2010 Posted 21 May, 2010 People with maps, who still need to ask directions. Thick fookers.
iansums Posted 21 May, 2010 Posted 21 May, 2010 One more thing... Gorgeous women who clearly spend a lot of time making themselves look good and then go and stick a bloody fag in their mouth. Smokers in general Sports / film / music critics in the media. If you know so much why don't you go and bloody do it. Why? because all you can do is string a few sentances together in a coherent manner (unlike me) and so spend all your time slagging other people off.... :mad::mad::mad: Time for a lie down!!!!
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