Sfc90 Posted 25 September, 2008 Share Posted 25 September, 2008 Nightclub in Gran Canaria Plane Beach All on the same holiday. I'm cool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barfy Posted 25 September, 2008 Share Posted 25 September, 2008 In a McD's car park on the A5. Got interrupted by some spotty employee telling us that the gate would be locked soon, which kind of ruined the moment In a caravan, not realising that even static ones move around a bit, then having to face all the knowing looks the following day. Although not teh secks, I have cracked one off at work before (not my current job for any IT people monitoring this!!!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint francis Posted 25 September, 2008 Share Posted 25 September, 2008 To the IT people monitoring this: I sit next to Barfly and he jacks off ALL THE TIME whilst sat at his desk, grunting the bosses name and complaining that the IT department are inneficient and lazy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponty Posted 25 September, 2008 Share Posted 25 September, 2008 Blimey, Barfly is quite a similar name to Barfy now you mention it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kadeem Hardison Posted 25 September, 2008 Share Posted 25 September, 2008 On the internet. In my dreams. In Pancake's dreams. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 25 September, 2008 Share Posted 25 September, 2008 On the wicket at the Rose Bowl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponty Posted 25 September, 2008 Share Posted 25 September, 2008 On the wicket at the Rose Bowl Was it stuck up your arse? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponty Posted 25 September, 2008 Share Posted 25 September, 2008 Oh no, that's the stumps. Taxi! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 25 September, 2008 Author Share Posted 25 September, 2008 On the wicket at the Rose Bowl Really? Did the grounds man not mind? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 25 September, 2008 Share Posted 25 September, 2008 Oh no, that's the stumps. Taxi! Oh dear ponts, it seems you have turned into a woman. Really? Did the grounds man not mind? Twas of a night so no groundsman was there, got chew for a bit in the stand then wandered down and did the wild thing on the crease. Sweet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junction 9 Posted 25 September, 2008 Share Posted 25 September, 2008 Really? Did the grounds man not mind? The groundsman there takes what he can get. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 25 September, 2008 Author Share Posted 25 September, 2008 The groundsman there takes what he can get. got chew for a bit in the stand not much then! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint lard Posted 25 September, 2008 Share Posted 25 September, 2008 Oh dear ponts, it seems you have turned into a woman. Twas of a night so no groundsman was there, got chew for a bit in the stand then wandered down and did the wild thing on the crease. Sweet Full toss? I must be able to utilise the term "googlie" in a pun somewhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 25 September, 2008 Author Share Posted 25 September, 2008 Stevo is responsible for the 'sticky' patch which spinners seem to turn the ball well on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 25 September, 2008 Share Posted 25 September, 2008 there was no sticky patch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint lard Posted 25 September, 2008 Share Posted 25 September, 2008 there was no sticky patch! Oh i see your'e one of those fellas,erectile disfunction i think it's called,no need to explain further. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 25 September, 2008 Share Posted 25 September, 2008 no had been drinking, so dint get near that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Keith Posted 25 September, 2008 Share Posted 25 September, 2008 burtonwood services on the M62 the balcony in the great room at the grosvenor house on a train from southampton to sholing. (guard walk along and caught us in the act. oops!) being sucked off whilst driving along the M4 on the boardroom table in the office in maidstone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saints_is_the_south Posted 25 September, 2008 Share Posted 25 September, 2008 Full toss? I must be able to utilise the term "googlie" in a pun somewhere. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
norwaysaint Posted 25 September, 2008 Share Posted 25 September, 2008 Many many mountain tops Very busy ladies' toilets in a pub Dining room table while her parents were in the lounge next door Her boyfriends pool-table while he was at work Mountain tops beat everything else. You can't beat being out in the open with clear views in every direction. Beaches and standing up in lakes/the sea are the worst due to sand and lack of purchase. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 25 September, 2008 Share Posted 25 September, 2008 What if you suffer from vertigo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wiltshire Saint Posted 25 September, 2008 Share Posted 25 September, 2008 In the a kitchen display in MFI In the reference section of Norwich central library In a an ambulance after being run over when drunk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dicko Posted 25 September, 2008 Share Posted 25 September, 2008 Many many mountain tops Very busy ladies' toilets in a pub Dining room table while her parents were in the lounge next door Her boyfriends pool-table while he was at work Mountain tops beat everything else. You can't beat being out in the open with clear views in every direction. Beaches and standing up in lakes/the sea are the worst due to sand and lack of purchase. You obviously like prostitutes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_bert Posted 25 September, 2008 Share Posted 25 September, 2008 In my old car Near the church in lordswood Was ****ed off by the ex in the cinema watching sweet home alabama Good times :grin: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 25 September, 2008 Share Posted 25 September, 2008 In my old car Near the church in lordswood Was ****ed off by the ex in the cinema watching sweet home alabama Good times :grin: the old dig deep popcorn trick? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 25 September, 2008 Share Posted 25 September, 2008 In the lost city of Atlantis In that garbage compactor in Star Wars In an igloo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 25 September, 2008 Share Posted 25 September, 2008 On the set of Hollyoaks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 25 September, 2008 Share Posted 25 September, 2008 In a wheelie bin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 25 September, 2008 Share Posted 25 September, 2008 In a wheelie bin. LOL-age Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_bert Posted 25 September, 2008 Share Posted 25 September, 2008 the old dig deep popcorn trick? Nope she was a dirter and just went for it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 25 September, 2008 Share Posted 25 September, 2008 ROFL-age. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 25 September, 2008 Share Posted 25 September, 2008 burtonwood services on the M62 the balcony in the great room at the grosvenor house on a train from southampton to sholing. (guard walk along and caught us in the act. oops!) being sucked off whilst driving along the M4 on the boardroom table in the office in maidstone 3 weirdest places : roll : Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 25 September, 2008 Share Posted 25 September, 2008 there was no sticky patch! Is a Jaffa cake a cake or a biscuit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 25 September, 2008 Share Posted 25 September, 2008 Is a Jaffa cake a cake or a biscuit? Der Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 25 September, 2008 Share Posted 25 September, 2008 Is Pancake a biscuit or a cake? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 25 September, 2008 Share Posted 25 September, 2008 being sucked off whilst driving along the M4 My ex did that to me while driving down the M6. Stoke on Trent has never been the same since to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 25 September, 2008 Share Posted 25 September, 2008 To obtuse huh? Maybe this helps.... Is a Jaffa cake a cake or a biscuit? Der Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 25 September, 2008 Share Posted 25 September, 2008 On a river going into Cambodia,whilst the natives fired arrows at our boat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wiltshire Saint Posted 25 September, 2008 Share Posted 25 September, 2008 In a cave in Tora Bora with a man on a dialysis machine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robsk II Posted 25 September, 2008 Share Posted 25 September, 2008 being sucked off whilst driving along the M4 I had that from an ex, also on the M4. Many many mountain tops And I've done this in Scotland. It is indeed lovely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 25 September, 2008 Share Posted 25 September, 2008 On top of an Icelandic geezer. I think that's the correct spelling... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Bateman Posted 25 September, 2008 Share Posted 25 September, 2008 Garden centre disabled toilet A restaurant kitchen Coventry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmel Posted 25 September, 2008 Share Posted 25 September, 2008 Coventry Sick **** ( c N u T ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Keith Posted 25 September, 2008 Share Posted 25 September, 2008 My ex did that to me while driving down the M6. Stoke on Trent has never been the same since to me. why is it only ex's that do things like that, never wives? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 25 September, 2008 Share Posted 25 September, 2008 my mrs blew me as i drove through a speed camera on the A36 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 25 September, 2008 Share Posted 25 September, 2008 Sick **** ( c N u T ) I must be something else then! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 25 September, 2008 Share Posted 25 September, 2008 why is it only ex's that do things like that, never wives? You don't marry girls like that, you just don't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calvin Posted 25 September, 2008 Share Posted 25 September, 2008 (edited) 1) in the shower. 2) in the woods 3) In Pompey! Some awkard experiences in my life Edited 25 September, 2008 by Calvin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 25 September, 2008 Share Posted 25 September, 2008 in my parents bed in her parents bed on a bus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 25 September, 2008 Share Posted 25 September, 2008 3) In Pompey! Oh god, I was trying to forget her...... :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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