3 weirdest places you have had teh secks

[Sfc90]

Nightclub in Gran Canaria

Plane

Beach

 

All on the same holiday. I'm cool

[Barfy]

In a McD's car park on the A5. Got interrupted by some spotty employee telling us that the gate would be locked soon, which kind of ruined the moment

 

In a caravan, not realising that even static ones move around a bit, then having to face all the knowing looks the following day.

 

Although not teh secks, I have cracked one off at work before (not my current job for any IT people monitoring this!!!)

[saint francis]

To the IT people monitoring this:

 

I sit next to Barfly and he jacks off ALL THE TIME whilst sat at his desk, grunting the bosses name and complaining that the IT department are inneficient and lazy.

[Ponty]

Blimey, Barfly is quite a similar name to Barfy now you mention it.

[Kadeem Hardison]

On the internet.

In my dreams.

In Pancake's dreams.

[saint_stevo]

On the wicket at the Rose Bowl

[Ponty]

On the wicket at the Rose Bowl

 

Was it stuck up your arse?

[Ponty]

Oh no, that's the stumps. Taxi!

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

On the wicket at the Rose Bowl

 

Really? Did the grounds man not mind?

[saint_stevo]

Oh no, that's the stumps. Taxi!

 

Oh dear ponts, it seems you have turned into a woman.

 

Really? Did the grounds man not mind?

 

Twas of a night so no groundsman was there, got chew for a bit in the stand then wandered down and did the wild thing on the crease.

 

Sweet

[Junction 9]

Really? Did the grounds man not mind?

 

The groundsman there takes what he can get.

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

The groundsman there takes what he can get.

 

got chew for a bit in the stand

 

not much then!

[saint lard]

Oh dear ponts, it seems you have turned into a woman.

 

 

 

Twas of a night so no groundsman was there, got chew for a bit in the stand then wandered down and did the wild thing on the crease.

 

Sweet

 

Full toss?

 

I must be able to utilise the term "googlie" in a pun somewhere.

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

Stevo is responsible for the 'sticky' patch which spinners seem to turn the ball well on

[saint_stevo]

there was no sticky patch!

[saint lard]

there was no sticky patch!

 

Oh i see your'e one of those fellas,erectile disfunction i think it's called,no need to explain further.

[saint_stevo]

no had been drinking, so dint get near that

[Saint Keith]

burtonwood services on the M62

the balcony in the great room at the grosvenor house

on a train from southampton to sholing. (guard walk along and caught us in the act. oops!)

being sucked off whilst driving along the M4

on the boardroom table in the office in maidstone

[saints_is_the_south]

Full toss?

 

I must be able to utilise the term "googlie" in a pun somewhere.

 

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[norwaysaint]

Many many mountain tops

Very busy ladies' toilets in a pub

Dining room table while her parents were in the lounge next door

Her boyfriends pool-table while he was at work

 

Mountain tops beat everything else. You can't beat being out in the open with clear views in every direction.

 

Beaches and standing up in lakes/the sea are the worst due to sand and lack of purchase.

[Deppo]

What if you suffer from vertigo?

[Wiltshire Saint]

In the a kitchen display in MFI

In the reference section of Norwich central library

In a an ambulance after being run over when drunk.

[Dicko]

Many many mountain tops

Very busy ladies' toilets in a pub

Dining room table while her parents were in the lounge next door

Her boyfriends pool-table while he was at work

 

Mountain tops beat everything else. You can't beat being out in the open with clear views in every direction.

 

Beaches and standing up in lakes/the sea are the worst due to sand and lack of purchase.

 

You obviously like prostitutes

[saint_bert]

In my old car

Near the church in lordswood

Was ****ed off by the ex in the cinema watching sweet home alabama

 

Good times :grin:

[saint_stevo]

In my old car

Near the church in lordswood

Was ****ed off by the ex in the cinema watching sweet home alabama

 

Good times :grin:

 

the old dig deep popcorn trick?

[Deppo]

In the lost city of Atlantis

In that garbage compactor in Star Wars

In an igloo

[saint_stevo]

On the set of Hollyoaks

[Deppo]

In a wheelie bin.

[saint_stevo]

In a wheelie bin.

 

LOL-age

[saint_bert]

the old dig deep popcorn trick?

 

Nope she was a dirter and just went for it

[Deppo]

ROFL-age.

[Weston Super Saint]

burtonwood services on the M62

the balcony in the great room at the grosvenor house

on a train from southampton to sholing. (guard walk along and caught us in the act. oops!)

being sucked off whilst driving along the M4

on the boardroom table in the office in maidstone

 

3 weirdest places : roll :

[Weston Super Saint]

there was no sticky patch!

 

Is a Jaffa cake a cake or a biscuit?

[saint_stevo]

Is a Jaffa cake a cake or a biscuit?

 

Der

[Deppo]

Is Pancake a biscuit or a cake?

[Colinjb]

being sucked off whilst driving along the M4

 

My ex did that to me while driving down the M6.

 

Stoke on Trent has never been the same since to me.

[Weston Super Saint]

To obtuse huh?

 

Maybe this helps....

 

 

 

Is a Jaffa cake a cake or a biscuit?

 

Der

[Deppo]

On a river going into Cambodia,whilst the natives fired arrows at our boat.

[Wiltshire Saint]

In a cave in Tora Bora with a man on a dialysis machine.

[Robsk II]

being sucked off whilst driving along the M4

 

I had that from an ex, also on the M4.

 

Many many mountain tops

 

And I've done this in Scotland.

 

It is indeed lovely.

[Deppo]

On top of an Icelandic geezer. I think that's the correct spelling...

[Patrick Bateman]

Garden centre disabled toilet

A restaurant kitchen

Coventry

[Gemmel]

Coventry

 

Sick **** ( c N u T )

[Saint Keith]

My ex did that to me while driving down the M6.

 

Stoke on Trent has never been the same since to me.

 

why is it only ex's that do things like that, never wives?

[saint_stevo]

my mrs blew me as i drove through a speed camera on the A36

[Colinjb]

Sick **** ( c N u T )

 

I must be something else then!

[Colinjb]

why is it only ex's that do things like that, never wives?

 

You don't marry girls like that, you just don't.

[Calvin]

1) in the shower.

2) in the woods

3) In Pompey!

 

Some awkard experiences in my life

Edited 25 September, 2008 by Calvin

[saint_stevo]

in my parents bed

in her parents bed

on a bus

[Colinjb]

3) In Pompey!

 

Oh god, I was trying to forget her...... :mad: