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3 weirdest places i've had a w@nk are

 

A Church

Back of a bus

Yeah

 

Glad i'm not the only one then :rolleyes: I was about 15 at the time & the top deck was empty as i recall, no idea what bought it on.

 

Anyway on teh secks

 

By Fawley Power Station, on the path from the Ashlett Creek to Calshot

Alley way in Tenerife

Beach in Tenerife

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2 years ago i was giving this dude head, he had a micro penis and aids, i remember the taxi driver turning around and saying "Dude, you know thats a man in drag dont you, and you better hope he swallows"

 

I didnt and i spat it in Essruu's face, always banging on about soiling his taxi that looks like a duck.

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3 weirdest places i've had a w@nk are

 

A Church

Back of a bus

Yeah

Im a little worried as he sits quite close to me at SMS. i thought it was someone spitting.

I do rememer years ago I was at the cinema with some of my mates and we went to watch '#uck Rogers it was called something lame like that.Anyway I was the last in our group and there was a skinhead lad about 4 seats along, and I heard a noise and looked and he was having a TommyTank.

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Im a little worried as he sits quite close to me at SMS. i thought it was someone spitting.

I do rememer years ago I was at the cinema with some of my mates and we went to watch '#uck Rogers it was called something lame like that.Anyway I was the last in our group and there was a skinhead lad about 4 seats along, and I heard a noise and looked and he was having a TommyTank.

 

Fairly similar experience when me and 2 mates went to a sex cinema (kind of brought it on ourselves going in one of those things). We went in for a laugh, giggling like school girls and the first room we went into (multi screens) was showing a weird S&M film. I thought the cinema was empty so let out a massive fart only to be told after my mate started cracking up that there was a couple making out behind us. We left there and went into a screen where we could hear propper lady groans thinking it would be better. As I opened the door, the Dutch bloke sat on the end of the row right by the exit (not hidden in the corner I may add) had his worm out and he was burping it. Thing is, where he was sat, you couldnt not see it.

 

The secksy groans were coming from two ladies ******ing on each other which was feckin gross. We sat right at the front (which was risky being in the 'firing' line) and decided after spending all of about 30 seconds in there that it wasnt actually funny but infact quite sick. I noticed someone's love paste sliding down the screen on my way out and nearly spewed too.

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Fairly similar experience when me and 2 mates went to a sex cinema (kind of brought it on ourselves going in one of those things). We went in for a laugh, giggling like school girls and the first room we went into (multi screens) was showing a weird S&M film. I thought the cinema was empty so let out a massive fart only to be told after my mate started cracking up that there was a couple making out behind us. We left there and went into a screen where we could hear propper lady groans thinking it would be better. As I opened the door, the Dutch bloke sat on the end of the row right by the exit (not hidden in the corner I may add) had his worm out and he was burping it. Thing is, where he was sat, you couldnt not see it.

 

The secksy groans were coming from two ladies ******ing on each other which was feckin gross. We sat right at the front (which was risky being in the 'firing' line) and decided after spending all of about 30 seconds in there that it wasnt actually funny but infact quite sick. I noticed someone's love paste sliding down the screen on my way out and nearly spewed too.

yeah but we were in the ABC or one of the High street cinemas!!

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You have a bed in your toilet?

 

Apart from those three I mean, it has largely been confined to mine or her bedrooms. The Caravan incident was the loss of my virginity, a terrible affair, and done on the floor of the lounge, and the toilet incident was while I was actually sitting on the toilet (seat down of course) with her riding me.

 

Never had sex outdoors in public though. I think my missus might be keen though.

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Apart from those three I mean, it has largely been confined to mine or her bedrooms. The Caravan incident was the loss of my virginity, a terrible affair, and done on the floor of the lounge, and the toilet incident was while I was actually sitting on the toilet (seat down of course) with her riding me.

 

Never had sex outdoors in public though. I think my missus might be keen though.

 

She is.

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