3 weirdest places you have had teh secks

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

Im bored so my second attempt to liven up this forearm today is in the form of the title question.

 

My 3 would be...

 

On a desk in a bank

In a broom cupboard in C&G call centre in Segensworth

In a field in Farnborough

[Master Bates]

3 weirdest places i've had a w@nk are

 

A Church

Back of a bus

Yeah

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

3 weirdest places i've had a w@nk are

 

A Church

Back of a bus

Yeah

 

You have seriously knocked one off in a church and on the back of the bus?!

 

Which bus? Just so I know not to sit anywhere near the back 3 rows?

[Master Bates]

You have seriously knocked one off in a church and on the back of the bus?!

 

Which bus? Just so I know not to sit anywhere near the back 3 rows?

 

Yes to church and at the time it was the Number 13 upstairs at the back of the bus.

[saint lard]

On a Isleworth bound train from Waterloo Station.

Upstairs on the N97 night bus from Trafalgar Square to Hounslow.

In the beer/wine cellar of a hotel i worked in,whilst on shift as duty manager.

 

Those were the days:)

[saints_is_the_south]

3 weirdest places i've had a w@nk are

 

A Church

Back of a bus

Yeah

 

Glad i'm not the only one then I was about 15 at the time & the top deck was empty as i recall, no idea what bought it on.

 

Anyway on teh secks

 

By Fawley Power Station, on the path from the Ashlett Creek to Calshot

Alley way in Tenerife

Beach in Tenerife

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

Yes to church

 

Dirty bugger

 

 

God was watching you.

 

 

 

 

N.B. Typing in 'nun' on google with safe search off reveals some funneh stuff!

[Scudamore]

A bed

 

Crazy times...

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

A bed

 

Crazy times...

 

You rebel without a cause you

[Baj]

Stanstead express

 

Grass bank next to a very busy pathway along a river (grass was very long thankfully)

 

50 meters off the shoreline.

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

Teh Mrs was watching 'Jordan & Peter' while I was playing FM08 t'other day and a journo asked Peter this question (well The weirdest place, rather than 3 most weird places) and his answer made me laugh.

 

 

...The a$$

[scott_saints]

Ermmmm

 

Disabled toilet

In a cupboard

Swimming pool

[CabbageFace]

Victoria Country Park

At Work on my desk

With my parents.

[Hatch]

up the bum

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

50 meters off the shoreline.

 

Bit of water sports eh? In a boat of were you keeping tread?

 

Or was it 50 yards in t'other way in which case it could be anywhere?!

[Hatch]

Bridgend

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

In a jacuzzi too

[Pip87]

Mens loos at a train station

Swimming pool changing rooms

On my keyboard - it was an accident, started next to it on the desk

[scott_saints]

Mens loos at a train station

Swimming pool changing rooms

On my keyboard - it was an accident, started next to it on the desk

Slut.

[Pip87]

Slut.

 

No i'm not.

[Master Bates]

No i'm not.

 

Kick him in the balls

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

Mens loos at a train station

Swimming pool changing rooms

On my keyboard - it was an accident, started next to it on the desk

 

With those revealations and your avatar, coupled with the fact I believe you are probably 20/21 years old i think a rule 1 is in order.

 

You sound like a fun girl!

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

Kick him in the balls

 

pop a finger up his a$$

[Master Bates]

With those revealations and your avatar, coupled with the fact I believe you are probably 20/21 years old i think a rule 1 is in order.

 

You sound like a fun girl!

 

I've had a Rule 1 pm'd to me.

[Dicko]

2 years ago some bird gave me a blowjob in the back of a taxi.

 

When the driver knew what was going on he shouted ' I hope for your sake she fookin swallows that mush'

 

:supz:

[Beckster Von Doodle]

1. Bosses desk

2. Master bedroom of Show House

3. In a doorway near Harbour Lights (that was only a blo job though).

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

2 years ago some bird gave me a blowjob in the back of a taxi.

 

When the driver knew what was going on he shouted ' I hope for your sake she fookin swallows that mush'

 

:supz:

 

Im presuming she did and im presuming you tipped?

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

I've had a Rule 1 pm'd to me.

 

Prove it....

[CabbageFace]

2 years ago i was giving this dude head, he had a micro penis and aids, i remember the taxi driver turning around and saying "Dude, you know thats a man in drag dont you, and you better hope he swallows"

 

I didnt and i spat it in Essruu's face, always banging on about soiling his taxi that looks like a duck.

[Master Bates]

Prove it....

 

I can't, i'm a gentleman.

[Denzil]

In a room with over 100 rats in. That was rather strange. Most were in cages though.

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

I can't, i'm a gentleman.

 

Now i know your lying!

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

In a room with over 100 rats in. That was rather strange. Most were in cages though.

 

Must have smelt nice

[Durleyfos]

Gosport

[Baj]

Bit of water sports eh? In a boat of were you keeping tread?

 

Or was it 50 yards in t'other way in which case it could be anywhere?!

Out to sea, and it was still fairly shallow (just like her)

[OldNick]

3 weirdest places i've had a w@nk are

 

A Church

Back of a bus

Yeah

Im a little worried as he sits quite close to me at SMS. i thought it was someone spitting.

I do rememer years ago I was at the cinema with some of my mates and we went to watch '#uck Rogers it was called something lame like that.Anyway I was the last in our group and there was a skinhead lad about 4 seats along, and I heard a noise and looked and he was having a TommyTank.

[equalizer]

In a room with over 100 rats in. That was rather strange. Most were in cages though.

 

Room 101?

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

Im a little worried as he sits quite close to me at SMS. i thought it was someone spitting.

I do rememer years ago I was at the cinema with some of my mates and we went to watch '#uck Rogers it was called something lame like that.Anyway I was the last in our group and there was a skinhead lad about 4 seats along, and I heard a noise and looked and he was having a TommyTank.

 

Fairly similar experience when me and 2 mates went to a sex cinema (kind of brought it on ourselves going in one of those things). We went in for a laugh, giggling like school girls and the first room we went into (multi screens) was showing a weird S&M film. I thought the cinema was empty so let out a massive fart only to be told after my mate started cracking up that there was a couple making out behind us. We left there and went into a screen where we could hear propper lady groans thinking it would be better. As I opened the door, the Dutch bloke sat on the end of the row right by the exit (not hidden in the corner I may add) had his worm out and he was burping it. Thing is, where he was sat, you couldnt not see it.

 

The secksy groans were coming from two ladies ******ing on each other which was feckin gross. We sat right at the front (which was risky being in the 'firing' line) and decided after spending all of about 30 seconds in there that it wasnt actually funny but infact quite sick. I noticed someone's love paste sliding down the screen on my way out and nearly spewed too.

[SNSUN]

A Travelodge, a caravan and a toilet.

 

By and large it's been bed-based.

[OldNick]

Fairly similar experience when me and 2 mates went to a sex cinema (kind of brought it on ourselves going in one of those things). We went in for a laugh, giggling like school girls and the first room we went into (multi screens) was showing a weird S&M film. I thought the cinema was empty so let out a massive fart only to be told after my mate started cracking up that there was a couple making out behind us. We left there and went into a screen where we could hear propper lady groans thinking it would be better. As I opened the door, the Dutch bloke sat on the end of the row right by the exit (not hidden in the corner I may add) had his worm out and he was burping it. Thing is, where he was sat, you couldnt not see it.

 

The secksy groans were coming from two ladies ******ing on each other which was feckin gross. We sat right at the front (which was risky being in the 'firing' line) and decided after spending all of about 30 seconds in there that it wasnt actually funny but infact quite sick. I noticed someone's love paste sliding down the screen on my way out and nearly spewed too.

yeah but we were in the ABC or one of the High street cinemas!!

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

You have a bed in your toilet?

[OldNick]

in the trees by Southampton zoo

[SNSUN]

You have a bed in your toilet?

 

Apart from those three I mean, it has largely been confined to mine or her bedrooms. The Caravan incident was the loss of my virginity, a terrible affair, and done on the floor of the lounge, and the toilet incident was while I was actually sitting on the toilet (seat down of course) with her riding me.

 

Never had sex outdoors in public though. I think my missus might be keen though.

[saint lard]

Gosport

 

Weirdo.

[Weston Super Saint]

Bristol

Weston Super Mare

Wales

[Robsk II]

In a van that someone else was driving at the time.

A canoe.

A youth centre, on a pool table.

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

Never had sex outdoors in public though. I think my missus might be keen though.

 

[Colinjb]

A Graveyard

The Mediteranean Sea

Yorkshire

[Durleyfos]

Apart from those three I mean, it has largely been confined to mine or her bedrooms. The Caravan incident was the loss of my virginity, a terrible affair, and done on the floor of the lounge, and the toilet incident was while I was actually sitting on the toilet (seat down of course) with her riding me.

 

Never had sex outdoors in public though. I think my missus might be keen though.

 

She is.

[INFLUENCED.COM]

One time after leavingThursdays nightclub(now West Quay), on the top of the stairway of that stupid little bridge thing which was under construction at the time(its just past the roundabout now)