Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 25 September, 2008 Share Posted 25 September, 2008 Im bored so my second attempt to liven up this forearm today is in the form of the title question. My 3 would be... On a desk in a bank In a broom cupboard in C&G call centre in Segensworth In a field in Farnborough Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 25 September, 2008 Share Posted 25 September, 2008 3 weirdest places i've had a w@nk are A Church Back of a bus Yeah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 25 September, 2008 Author Share Posted 25 September, 2008 3 weirdest places i've had a w@nk are A Church Back of a bus Yeah You have seriously knocked one off in a church and on the back of the bus?! Which bus? Just so I know not to sit anywhere near the back 3 rows? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 25 September, 2008 Share Posted 25 September, 2008 You have seriously knocked one off in a church and on the back of the bus?! Which bus? Just so I know not to sit anywhere near the back 3 rows? Yes to church and at the time it was the Number 13 upstairs at the back of the bus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint lard Posted 25 September, 2008 Share Posted 25 September, 2008 On a Isleworth bound train from Waterloo Station. Upstairs on the N97 night bus from Trafalgar Square to Hounslow. In the beer/wine cellar of a hotel i worked in,whilst on shift as duty manager. Those were the days:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saints_is_the_south Posted 25 September, 2008 Share Posted 25 September, 2008 3 weirdest places i've had a w@nk are A Church Back of a bus Yeah Glad i'm not the only one then I was about 15 at the time & the top deck was empty as i recall, no idea what bought it on. Anyway on teh secks By Fawley Power Station, on the path from the Ashlett Creek to Calshot Alley way in Tenerife Beach in Tenerife Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 25 September, 2008 Author Share Posted 25 September, 2008 Yes to church Dirty bugger God was watching you. N.B. Typing in 'nun' on google with safe search off reveals some funneh stuff! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 25 September, 2008 Share Posted 25 September, 2008 A bed Crazy times... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 25 September, 2008 Author Share Posted 25 September, 2008 A bed Crazy times... You rebel without a cause you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baj Posted 25 September, 2008 Share Posted 25 September, 2008 Stanstead express Grass bank next to a very busy pathway along a river (grass was very long thankfully) 50 meters off the shoreline. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 25 September, 2008 Author Share Posted 25 September, 2008 Teh Mrs was watching 'Jordan & Peter' while I was playing FM08 t'other day and a journo asked Peter this question (well The weirdest place, rather than 3 most weird places) and his answer made me laugh. ...The a$$ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_saints Posted 25 September, 2008 Share Posted 25 September, 2008 Ermmmm Disabled toilet In a cupboard Swimming pool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CabbageFace Posted 25 September, 2008 Share Posted 25 September, 2008 Victoria Country Park At Work on my desk With my parents. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 25 September, 2008 Share Posted 25 September, 2008 up the bum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 25 September, 2008 Author Share Posted 25 September, 2008 50 meters off the shoreline. Bit of water sports eh? In a boat of were you keeping tread? Or was it 50 yards in t'other way in which case it could be anywhere?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 25 September, 2008 Share Posted 25 September, 2008 Bridgend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 25 September, 2008 Author Share Posted 25 September, 2008 In a jacuzzi too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pip87 Posted 25 September, 2008 Share Posted 25 September, 2008 Mens loos at a train station Swimming pool changing rooms On my keyboard - it was an accident, started next to it on the desk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_saints Posted 25 September, 2008 Share Posted 25 September, 2008 Mens loos at a train station Swimming pool changing rooms On my keyboard - it was an accident, started next to it on the desk Slut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pip87 Posted 25 September, 2008 Share Posted 25 September, 2008 Slut. No i'm not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 25 September, 2008 Share Posted 25 September, 2008 No i'm not. Kick him in the balls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 25 September, 2008 Author Share Posted 25 September, 2008 Mens loos at a train station Swimming pool changing rooms On my keyboard - it was an accident, started next to it on the desk With those revealations and your avatar, coupled with the fact I believe you are probably 20/21 years old i think a rule 1 is in order. You sound like a fun girl! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 25 September, 2008 Author Share Posted 25 September, 2008 Kick him in the balls pop a finger up his a$$ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 25 September, 2008 Share Posted 25 September, 2008 With those revealations and your avatar, coupled with the fact I believe you are probably 20/21 years old i think a rule 1 is in order. You sound like a fun girl! I've had a Rule 1 pm'd to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dicko Posted 25 September, 2008 Share Posted 25 September, 2008 2 years ago some bird gave me a blowjob in the back of a taxi. When the driver knew what was going on he shouted ' I hope for your sake she fookin swallows that mush' :supz: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beckster Von Doodle Posted 25 September, 2008 Share Posted 25 September, 2008 1. Bosses desk 2. Master bedroom of Show House 3. In a doorway near Harbour Lights (that was only a blo job though). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 25 September, 2008 Author Share Posted 25 September, 2008 2 years ago some bird gave me a blowjob in the back of a taxi. When the driver knew what was going on he shouted ' I hope for your sake she fookin swallows that mush' :supz: Im presuming she did and im presuming you tipped? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 25 September, 2008 Author Share Posted 25 September, 2008 I've had a Rule 1 pm'd to me. Prove it.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CabbageFace Posted 25 September, 2008 Share Posted 25 September, 2008 2 years ago i was giving this dude head, he had a micro penis and aids, i remember the taxi driver turning around and saying "Dude, you know thats a man in drag dont you, and you better hope he swallows" I didnt and i spat it in Essruu's face, always banging on about soiling his taxi that looks like a duck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 25 September, 2008 Share Posted 25 September, 2008 Prove it.... I can't, i'm a gentleman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denzil Posted 25 September, 2008 Share Posted 25 September, 2008 In a room with over 100 rats in. That was rather strange. Most were in cages though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 25 September, 2008 Author Share Posted 25 September, 2008 I can't, i'm a gentleman. Now i know your lying! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 25 September, 2008 Author Share Posted 25 September, 2008 In a room with over 100 rats in. That was rather strange. Most were in cages though. Must have smelt nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Durleyfos Posted 25 September, 2008 Share Posted 25 September, 2008 Gosport Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baj Posted 25 September, 2008 Share Posted 25 September, 2008 Bit of water sports eh? In a boat of were you keeping tread? Or was it 50 yards in t'other way in which case it could be anywhere?! Out to sea, and it was still fairly shallow (just like her) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 25 September, 2008 Share Posted 25 September, 2008 3 weirdest places i've had a w@nk are A Church Back of a bus YeahIm a little worried as he sits quite close to me at SMS. i thought it was someone spitting. I do rememer years ago I was at the cinema with some of my mates and we went to watch '#uck Rogers it was called something lame like that.Anyway I was the last in our group and there was a skinhead lad about 4 seats along, and I heard a noise and looked and he was having a TommyTank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
equalizer Posted 25 September, 2008 Share Posted 25 September, 2008 In a room with over 100 rats in. That was rather strange. Most were in cages though. Room 101? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 25 September, 2008 Author Share Posted 25 September, 2008 Im a little worried as he sits quite close to me at SMS. i thought it was someone spitting. I do rememer years ago I was at the cinema with some of my mates and we went to watch '#uck Rogers it was called something lame like that.Anyway I was the last in our group and there was a skinhead lad about 4 seats along, and I heard a noise and looked and he was having a TommyTank. Fairly similar experience when me and 2 mates went to a sex cinema (kind of brought it on ourselves going in one of those things). We went in for a laugh, giggling like school girls and the first room we went into (multi screens) was showing a weird S&M film. I thought the cinema was empty so let out a massive fart only to be told after my mate started cracking up that there was a couple making out behind us. We left there and went into a screen where we could hear propper lady groans thinking it would be better. As I opened the door, the Dutch bloke sat on the end of the row right by the exit (not hidden in the corner I may add) had his worm out and he was burping it. Thing is, where he was sat, you couldnt not see it. The secksy groans were coming from two ladies ******ing on each other which was feckin gross. We sat right at the front (which was risky being in the 'firing' line) and decided after spending all of about 30 seconds in there that it wasnt actually funny but infact quite sick. I noticed someone's love paste sliding down the screen on my way out and nearly spewed too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 25 September, 2008 Share Posted 25 September, 2008 A Travelodge, a caravan and a toilet. By and large it's been bed-based. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 25 September, 2008 Share Posted 25 September, 2008 Fairly similar experience when me and 2 mates went to a sex cinema (kind of brought it on ourselves going in one of those things). We went in for a laugh, giggling like school girls and the first room we went into (multi screens) was showing a weird S&M film. I thought the cinema was empty so let out a massive fart only to be told after my mate started cracking up that there was a couple making out behind us. We left there and went into a screen where we could hear propper lady groans thinking it would be better. As I opened the door, the Dutch bloke sat on the end of the row right by the exit (not hidden in the corner I may add) had his worm out and he was burping it. Thing is, where he was sat, you couldnt not see it. The secksy groans were coming from two ladies ******ing on each other which was feckin gross. We sat right at the front (which was risky being in the 'firing' line) and decided after spending all of about 30 seconds in there that it wasnt actually funny but infact quite sick. I noticed someone's love paste sliding down the screen on my way out and nearly spewed too. yeah but we were in the ABC or one of the High street cinemas!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 25 September, 2008 Author Share Posted 25 September, 2008 You have a bed in your toilet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 25 September, 2008 Share Posted 25 September, 2008 in the trees by Southampton zoo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 25 September, 2008 Share Posted 25 September, 2008 You have a bed in your toilet? Apart from those three I mean, it has largely been confined to mine or her bedrooms. The Caravan incident was the loss of my virginity, a terrible affair, and done on the floor of the lounge, and the toilet incident was while I was actually sitting on the toilet (seat down of course) with her riding me. Never had sex outdoors in public though. I think my missus might be keen though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint lard Posted 25 September, 2008 Share Posted 25 September, 2008 Gosport Weirdo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 25 September, 2008 Share Posted 25 September, 2008 Bristol Weston Super Mare Wales Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robsk II Posted 25 September, 2008 Share Posted 25 September, 2008 In a van that someone else was driving at the time. A canoe. A youth centre, on a pool table. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 25 September, 2008 Author Share Posted 25 September, 2008 Never had sex outdoors in public though. I think my missus might be keen though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 25 September, 2008 Share Posted 25 September, 2008 A Graveyard The Mediteranean Sea Yorkshire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Durleyfos Posted 25 September, 2008 Share Posted 25 September, 2008 Apart from those three I mean, it has largely been confined to mine or her bedrooms. The Caravan incident was the loss of my virginity, a terrible affair, and done on the floor of the lounge, and the toilet incident was while I was actually sitting on the toilet (seat down of course) with her riding me. Never had sex outdoors in public though. I think my missus might be keen though. She is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
INFLUENCED.COM Posted 25 September, 2008 Share Posted 25 September, 2008 One time after leavingThursdays nightclub(now West Quay), on the top of the stairway of that stupid little bridge thing which was under construction at the time(its just past the roundabout now) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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