Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 25 September, 2008 Posted 25 September, 2008 I know we all do it in one form or another be it as minor as recording a video of a TV program or copying a CD to drug taking etc. However, If you could be excused for one law breaking event, what would you chose? And it has to be realistic. In terms of realistic I mean you would not be able to change any aspect of your current life to aid you. For example, someone may say 'Go to America to f*ck Britney Spears'. Well I certainly dont have the spare cash lying around to buy a flight to America, let alone the muscle to see off her numerous bouncers, so this is not really realistic. My personal choice would be drug selling. If I knew I would not get caught, I would grow weed in my loft and sell it, could make a tidy living from it.
foghorn Posted 25 September, 2008 Posted 25 September, 2008 I know we all do it in one form or another be it as minor as recording a video of a TV program or copying a CD to drug taking etc. However, If you could be excused for one law breaking event, what would you chose? And it has to be realistic. In terms of realistic I mean you would not be able to change any aspect of your current life to aid you. For example, someone may say 'Go to America to f*ck Britney Spears'. Well I certainly dont have the spare cash lying around to buy a flight to America, let alone the muscle to see off her numerous bouncers, so this is not really realistic. My personal choice would be drug selling. If I knew I would not get caught, I would grow weed in my loft and sell it, could make a tidy living from it. Is there a law against f**cking Britney Spears??
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 25 September, 2008 Author Posted 25 September, 2008 Is there a law against f**cking Britney Spears?? There should be. Boom tish. If she were to say no, then im sure that maybe considered to be breaking the law?!
Master Bates Posted 25 September, 2008 Posted 25 September, 2008 My personal choice would be drug selling. If I knew I would not get caught, I would grow weed in my loft and sell it, could make a tidy living from it. Ditto, but I probably wouldn't sell it, just keep growing it for me.
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 25 September, 2008 Author Posted 25 September, 2008 Ditto, but I probably wouldn't sell it, just keep growing it for me. You couldnt smoke it quick enough if you grew enough of it. I know you would give it a blaady good try though!
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 25 September, 2008 Author Posted 25 September, 2008 Cracking one off in public. Fixed it for you, unless you mean cracking one of your fingers for example?
Master Bates Posted 25 September, 2008 Posted 25 September, 2008 You couldnt smoke it quick enough if you grew enough of it. I know you would give it a blaady good try though! I don't know about that, quit my job, go on benefits and that'll give me the whole day everyday for the rest of my life.
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 25 September, 2008 Author Posted 25 September, 2008 I don't know about that, quit my job, go on benefits and that'll give me the whole day everyday for the rest of my life. Meh, you have a point
Master Bates Posted 25 September, 2008 Posted 25 September, 2008 A very nice one to, so the ladys say anyways.
CabbageFace Posted 25 September, 2008 Posted 25 September, 2008 Fixed it for you, unless you mean cracking one of your fingers for example? This was a deliberate error aimed at foghorn, leave it alone you modulator unit wannabee.
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 25 September, 2008 Author Posted 25 September, 2008 This was a deliberate error aimed at foghorn, leave it alone you modulator unit wannabee. The only thing I wannabee is a spicegirl
foghorn Posted 25 September, 2008 Posted 25 September, 2008 This was a deliberate error aimed at foghorn, leave it alone you modulator unit wannabee. He's ruined it now. I did appreciate your original post though.
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 25 September, 2008 Author Posted 25 September, 2008 Sorry, it whooshed me. Thought CF may not have seen your original post.
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 25 September, 2008 Author Posted 25 September, 2008 Speeding Pretty broad reply there ponts, I mean technically 34mph in a 30 is speeding. Hardly auxillerating though is it? How fast you talking and where would you reach such speed? Remembering it has to be within your current parameters (so you cant say 200mph unless you have a car / bike or could get a car / bike with the ability to do such speed)
Master Bates Posted 25 September, 2008 Posted 25 September, 2008 Pretty broad reply there ponts, I mean technically 34mph in a 30 is speeding. Hardly auxillerating though is it? How fast you talking and where would you reach such speed? Remembering it has to be within your current parameters (so you cant say 200mph unless you have a car / bike or could get a car / bike with the ability to do such speed) Ponty's F1, he can go 250mph no arguement.
Arizona Posted 25 September, 2008 Posted 25 September, 2008 Pretty broad reply there ponts, I mean technically 34mph in a 30 is speeding. Hardly auxillerating though is it? How fast you talking and where would you reach such speed? Remembering it has to be within your current parameters (so you cant say 200mph unless you have a car / bike or could get a car / bike with the ability to do such speed) Do you mean 'exhilarating' or are you implying he should add some kind of back-up system to his car?
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 25 September, 2008 Author Posted 25 September, 2008 Do you mean 'exhilarating' or are you implying he should add some kind of back-up system to his car? Definitely some kind of back up system. Maybe this is how he can turn his Fiat panda into a machine capable of doing 250mph!
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 25 September, 2008 Author Posted 25 September, 2008 brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
CabbageFace Posted 25 September, 2008 Posted 25 September, 2008 "weeelll errr, im up for it shaney baby, cest la vie"
Deppo Posted 25 September, 2008 Posted 25 September, 2008 Pretty broad reply there ponts, I mean technically 34mph in a 30 is speeding. Hardly auxillerating though is it? How fast you talking and where would you reach such speed? Remembering it has to be within your current parameters (so you cant say 200mph unless you have a car / bike or could get a car / bike with the ability to do such speed) He might mean drugs.
saint_stevo Posted 25 September, 2008 Posted 25 September, 2008 Sinner you are quite the spam thread starter eh
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 25 September, 2008 Author Posted 25 September, 2008 Sinner you are quite the spam thread starter eh I was bored at work, TMS was dead, b-anter died about a week or so ago so thought I would ask a couple of questions to get peeps talking again. Anyway, re spam thread starter, could I refer you to http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?t=1384 P.S. Re your thread I probably would...
saint_stevo Posted 25 September, 2008 Posted 25 September, 2008 she made a programme about drinking breast milk, seemed an obvious thread
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 26 September, 2008 Author Posted 26 September, 2008 I broke the law, seemed like an obvious thread. At times like this, bringing additional conversation to the forearm should be praised Stevo! Otherwise how else would we fill out 8 or in my case 9 hour working days?!
Deppo Posted 26 September, 2008 Posted 26 September, 2008 I broke the law, seemed like an obvious thread. At times like this, bringing additional conversation to the forearm should be praised Stevo! Otherwise how else would we fill out 8 or in my case 9 hour working days?! Masturbation.
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