Caption Competition

[dune]

 

Her Majesty: I like you better than that obnoxious scotsman that used to visit.

[bridge too far]

 

 

At last - we can welcome one of our own!

[badgerx16]

HMQ "Why Mrs Thatcher, you can hardly see the join".

[Johnny Bognor]

HMQ "Why Mrs Thatcher, you can hardly see the join".

 

This.

 

Fair play Badger, at least you haven't lost your sense of humour

Edited 11 May, 2010 by Johnny Bognor

[badgerx16]

This.

 

Fair play Badger, at least you haven't lost your sense of humour

Give DC enough time, Labour will be laughing all the way back to No 10.

[1976_Child]

 

 

Ma'am, are you shrinking?

[1976_Child]

 

 

HM: Thank **** for that! I was sure that Brown was a Pompey supporter. I take it you support the Saints, Mr Cameron?

[Saintandy666]

 

'Oh **** lol, can't believe I'm actually PM. I know **** all'

[Mao Cap]

HM: Thank **** for that! I was sure that Brown was a Pompey supporter. I take it you support the Saints, Mr Cameron?

 

Like Cameron's ever watched a game of football in his life.

[1976_Child]

 

Oh for Christ's sake, what have I got my self into?! Oh well, might as well make the most of it... where shall we put the duck house dear? And we should probably build a moat around here too!!

[1976_Child]

Like Cameron's ever watched a game of football in his life.

 

how the **** do you know? Judge not...

[Joensuu]

HRH: if one shakes hands early, he might not have any blood on them yet.

 

Or

 

HRH: Oh, a Tory, how delightful. Philip is so excited to meet you, he desperately wants to show you his third reich memorabilia. That Major fellow wasn't too taken by it, but Margaret seemed to love trying on Adolf's shoes.

Edited 12 May, 2010 by Joensuu

[Johnny Bognor]

Like Cameron's ever watched a game of football in his life.

 

Read the last entry

http://www.avfc.co.uk/page/FamousFans/0,,10265,00.html

 

His uncle was a former Villa Chairman. Maybe he is in favour of AV afterall.

Edited 12 May, 2010 by Johnny Bognor

[Joensuu]

Read the last entry

http://www.avfc.co.uk/page/FamousFans/0,,10265,00.html

 

His uncle was a former Villa Chairman.

is this partof the caption competition too?

 

Uncle toff: Oh bugger, in the process of liquidating a charitable workers collective, Ive accidently inherited one of those riff raff leather ball entertainment stadia. Hmm, wonder whether there might be a few sterling to be made exploiting the plebs? Now where did the butler put couisin Ruperts telephone number?

[Johnny Bognor]

is this partof the caption competition too?

 

Oh, so Mao Crap is allowed to interrupt the caption competition and you have no problem with that. I respond to his point, proving him wrong and you've now got a problem. It's not totally irrelevant to what is in essence a Football forum.

[Joensuu]

Oh, so Mao Crap is allowed to interrupt the caption competition and you have no problem with that. I respond to his point, proving him wrong and you've now got a problem. It's not totally irrelevant to what is in essence a Football forum.

Whhooa! Calm down JB. No offence intended.

[Johnny Bognor]

Whhooa! Calm down JB. No offence intended.

 

OK, fair enough.

 

As it happens, I think it is worth remembering that without wealthy people having an interest in football (and Markus is part of one of Europe's top business dynasties), we might not have a football club right now. I didn't see Arthur Scargill walking up to bail Saints out.

Edited 12 May, 2010 by Johnny Bognor

[Mao Cap]

Sorry, should have said "Like Cameron's ever seen a game that wasn't through the glass of a Villa Park corporate box"

 

Come on, someone equates my fine club with a Tory Prime Minister and I'm supposed to let that sh*t slide? I wouldn't equate someone on my side with Saints, FFS.