StuRomseySaint Posted 10 May, 2010 Posted 10 May, 2010 Do any of you lot have missing body parts? My mate Denzil only has 9 toes, he's a right muggy little c*nt.
Robsk II Posted 10 May, 2010 Posted 10 May, 2010 Quelle surprise. I think Ponty has a missing thighbone, but he did make a sort of gumbo recently. Perhaps it went in there. The rest of her is still in the freezer.
doubleonothing Posted 10 May, 2010 Posted 10 May, 2010 Quite a few Senior Engineers on the ships are missing a finger or two. They got them taken off in the old style watertight doors. Great fun to wave at them when they annoy you.
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 10 May, 2010 Posted 10 May, 2010 Do any of you lot have missing body parts? My mate Denzil only has 9 toes, he's a right muggy little c*nt. Is that on each foot, and are they webbed?
Micky Posted 10 May, 2010 Posted 10 May, 2010 Do any of you lot have missing body parts? My mate Denzil only has 9 toes, he's a right muggy little c*nt. Perhaps this guy could help out - he's got a few spare...! http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Strange-News/Chinese-Boy-Undergoes-Operation-To-Remove-Extra-Fingers-And-Toes/Article/201003415582439?lid=ARTICLE_15582439_ChineseBoyUndergoesOperationToRemoveExtraFingersAndToes&lpos=searchresults
Dog Posted 11 May, 2010 Posted 11 May, 2010 Do any of you lot have missing body parts? My mate Denzil only has 9 toes, he's a right muggy little c*nt. Does he have to wear different shoes on each foot, like his master foot in a sturdy Caterpillar boot, and his crab foot in a sandal for stearing?
StuRomseySaint Posted 11 May, 2010 Author Posted 11 May, 2010 Is that on each foot, and are they webbed? They are not webbed, on 1 foot there is 2 big toes and 2 little toes. Some of you may have been lucky to see them in a pub after a match, they normally make an appearance. They were on show in the Royal Oak about 6pm on Saturday.
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 11 May, 2010 Posted 11 May, 2010 They are not webbed, on 1 foot there is 2 big toes and 2 little toes. Some of you may have been lucky to see them in a pub after a match, they normally make an appearance. They were on show in the Royal Oak about 6pm on Saturday. Sound's like there aren't too many branches on the old Denzil family tree...
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 11 May, 2010 Posted 11 May, 2010 Isn't this thread a bit racist? I don't think so; but it may be close to falling foul of the Disability Discrimination Act.
StuRomseySaint Posted 11 May, 2010 Author Posted 11 May, 2010 Isn't this thread a bit racist? Do you honestly think i would have any brown friends? Seriously?
Denzil Posted 11 May, 2010 Posted 11 May, 2010 Does he have to wear different shoes on each foot, like his master foot in a sturdy Caterpillar boot, and his crab foot in a sandal for stearing? The foot with only 4 toes used to be wider than my normal foot when I was younger. I think they are about the same width now.
Kadeem Hardison Posted 11 May, 2010 Posted 11 May, 2010 Does the extra toes he has over other members of the community make him the King of Romsey?
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