If they weren't politicians

[dune]

Lets face in many if not post politicians would be ****ing useless in the real world and without their social networks, so just for name some politicians and what they'd do if they weren't MP's

 

I'll do my 4 pet hates of the present lot:

 

Thing Gove (tory education ma) - in charge of supermarket trollies or human person in thunderbirds ( he looks like he's on strings the way he floats about)

 

George Osborne (tory chancellor maybe) - out of work, on benefits and prozac for being bullied at work. A life on the dole is all he's good for.

 

Ed Balls - working behind the bar at a Labour club, thinks he's great at it but the drinkers all think he's a ***** and grateful he aint a councillor or better. When the bar runs out crisps it's never his fault.

 

David Milliband - local governement, 25 going on 55 and going wild for David is a J2o on a saturday nite. Takes a keen interest train numbers for fun. for his holiday david likes to fuel his other passion and he buys a ladder to watch planes

Edited 6 May, 2010 by dune

[BLINK]

Nick Griffin - some mong posting on a football forum using the name dune.

[CB Fry]

I'd suggest Michael Gove would be a journalist, a career he was doing incredibly well in only a few years ago.

[TopGun]

I'd suggest Michael Gove would be a journalist, a career he was doing incredibly well in only a few years ago.

 

He has botox on his lower lip. Very strange. Made for press media really.

[dune]

Nick Griffin - some mong posting on a football forum using the name dune.

 

Aren't you clever

 

btw what gave it away