The Election Party Thread

[dune]

Here we go, the mian event is here, let's party!!!!!!!!!

[dune]

**** **** ****, i spelt the title wrong. mods pls help, trust me to **** up the thread of the century.

[Arizona]

Keep your knickers on.

[dune]

Keep your knickers on.

 

I wasn't being funny mate if you got that impression. Soz if it came over like that.

[dune]

53 minutes to, hands i[ who's excited?

 

:smt041:smt041:smt041

 

I have notlived for 13 years, but i feel the blue blood seeping into veins. The power is growing and the fres of Mordpr once again prepare to spill forth terror and destruction od leftyshire.

[fish fingers]

53 minutes to, hands i[ who's excited?

 

:smt041:smt041:smt041

 

I have notlived for 13 years, but i feel the blue blood seeping into veins. The power is growing and the fres of Mordpr once again prepare to spill forth terror and destruction od leftyshire.

 

Be Quiet, you're ruining it for everyone else.

[badgerx16]

53 minutes to, hands i[ who's excited?

 

:smt041:smt041:smt041

 

I have notlived for 13 years, but i feel the blue blood seeping into veins. The power is growing and the fres of Mordpr once again prepare to spill forth terror and destruction od leftyshire.

Looking at your posts from the last hour or so I have to ask, have you been at the cooking sherry again ?

[Joensuu]

Dune? Why have you gone all Smeagol on us?

[saintkiptanui]

I voted for the Basingstoke common man party, seemed as good as anyone.

[dune]

Dune? Why have you gone all Smeagol on us?

 

smeagal is Joesus friend, good smeagol, helpses joensuu.

[dune]

I voted for the Basingstoke common man party, seemed as good as anyone.

 

With a party name like they must be a voice for us all, what will do for you, me and the people of tsw?

[dune]

Joensuu out of interest are you related to essruu?

[saintkiptanui]

With a party name like they must be a voice for us all, what will do for you, me and the people of tsw?

Unless you are from Basingstoke he will do nothing for you but for me he promises an end to chain pizza restaraunts in town and no more wine bars and more pubs.

[dune]

Unless you are from Basingstoke he will do nothing for you but for me he promises an end to chain pizza restaraunts in town and no more wine bars and more pubs.

 

basingstoke, baseeengingstoke', bayzingstock, nope never heard of it, is it a hamlet or a village and if so does it have the necessary amenities requitred for a full and stimulated social life like a bus shelter, a post boz, and a village noticboard?

[Joensuu]

Joensuu out of interest are you related to essruu?

Not to my knowledge. Wasn't he of Banter fame?

[Thedelldays]

EXIT POLL - predicts hung parliament..

 

one thing they were surprised on SKY, was that libdems are predicted to LOSE seats..???

[dune]

Not to my knowledge. Wasn't he of Banter fame?

 

yeah and he wa/is a nob. njot that implying ur like ur bro if you were separated at birth cos ur mum did't like ur hair

[saintkiptanui]

Hung parliment 1.65 on betfair.

[dune]

EXIT POLL - predicts hung parliament..

 

one thing they were surprised on SKY, was that libdems are predicted to LOSE seats..???

 

 

go delldays, i'm gonna be needing you to be on top form tonight cos i dont think im gonna catch every detail.

[dune]

I done £10 on the " give illegals a free house and make the navy fire giant paint balls party" achieving under 80.5 seats.

[saintkiptanui]

I done £10 on the " give illegals a free house and make the navy fire giant paint balls party" achieving under 80.5 seats.

That should make you a profit of about 30p

[dune]

That should make you a profit of about 30p

nope, 11/10 which is why i chose it cos all the other bets were odds on 4/6 etc which is ok for 1000 plus bets, won't even buy me 10 lamberts. though that price looked decent a sttood good chance.

[saintkiptanui]

nope, 11/10 which is why i chose it cos all the other bets were odds on 4/6 etc which is ok for 1000 plus bets, won't even buy me 10 lamberts. though that price looked decent a sttood good chance.

11/10?? thats a cracking price.

 

I hope you ain't telling porkies?

[dune]

11/10?? thats a cracking price.

 

I hope you ain't telling porkies?

 

No i mentioned it earlier in the prediction thread 11/10. I bet with skybet and to be honest their choice of bets was rubbish, only about 6 options which i thought strange given sky is big on politics.

 

Most pollsts i moniter predict 80-90, 70-80, 100 -120 so i'll prolly lose, but itsw not a lot o lose so i aint bothered

[dune]

Gonna play poker in a sec, ****ing becky, chatted the little ice queen up just now for an hour then she ****ing wipes me out when i go all in. ****ing slag, hope she get drunk and gets pregnamt and spends her life on a council estate.

[dune]

Any of you lot on sky poker wanna game?

[Saint_clark]

First result just came in from Sunderland.

[Thedelldays]

First result just came in from Sunderland.

she looks alright (from the shoulders up)

[Saint_clark]

Indeed. Shame the bird I voted for down here is a munter.

[Thedelldays]

a safe labour seat and the other votes went away from the libdems..they dropped also

[dune]

U guess it's timw for a smoke then put the tv on thw eurpvision, please make it so ed ba;;s ;pses his seat, that the thing i rea;;y wanna happen to wipe that cpppcky smirk of his flabby face

 

soz bout the spelling btw, my keyboard batterie4s must low

[trousers]

Slightly bigger swing to Tories in Sunderland compared to exit poll

[Saint_clark]

Dune, stop pretending to be drunk.

[saintkiptanui]

Dune, stop pretending to be drunk.

He's on the meow meow

[dune]

a safe labour seat and the other votes went away from the libdems..they dropped also

 

 

Has Favis had a save to make yet? Ty[ical saints, you and alps arte rightm pardew oiy

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

goal, cheers for clearing that upv delldays, it's me not getting irony, soz mate , yeah no worries bow i know that cvnr means top la and when theres an appreciation thread for poervlier and then hes a cvnt hes really a c00ck when he's appreciated and ****in awesome when he's a ****

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

corner,

[Saint_clark]

No-one watching it anymore then?

[saintkiptanui]

Yep, looks like a tory majority

[Saint_clark]

Quite a way to go yet...

[Deppo]

I've got a big election...

[SuperMikey]

Aye, a while to go yet but the swing is very much in favour of the Tories at the moment. Still think that we'll get a LibLab coalition though, press coming from Brown saying he wants to form a coalition, and I guess if he's desperate he'll agree to the terms that Clegg and co. will set down (PR being the main one).

 

Odd to see so many people being turned away from the polling stations, was 14 hours not enough for them to vote in? :smt043

[CB Fry]

Tory Majority of 10 to 20. All those people telling Pollsters "ooh I do like that Nick Clegg" were full of it. Straight in the booth and on the Tories.

[saintkiptanui]

I've got a big election...

rule 1

[Jonnyboy]

please please not cameron :-(

[Deppo]

rule 1

 

Screen's not big enough, mate...

[Saint_clark]

please please not cameron :-(

 

Brown having to pander to Clegg is our best bet right now IMO.

[saintkiptanui]

Damm:mad:

[Deppo]

I'll show you if i see you at the football.

[saintkiptanui]

That would be awkward, lets forget about it.

[Deppo]

Phew.

[TopGun]

As I predicted LD vote is falling apart. I expect Cons to be about 326 but not enough for a long term administration. Off to bed now as I can't be arsed to watch numerous spotty chinless wonders with their Tory victory speeches and I have a 9am client meeting.