Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 24 September, 2008 Posted 24 September, 2008 My daughter has just had a baby boy, un-named as yet, in RHCH. Mum and baby doing fine. 8lbs 12.5oz, and no pain relief!!!
Johnny Shearer Posted 24 September, 2008 Posted 24 September, 2008 (edited) Ah nice one. Congrats old man. Edited 24 September, 2008 by Johnny Shearer
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 24 September, 2008 Posted 24 September, 2008 Does she know who the father is? Thank you for your concern. Not only does she know him, she's been married to him for eighteen months and he was there at the birth as well as the conception. Not everyone is an inbred Islander you know...
Wiltshire Saint Posted 24 September, 2008 Posted 24 September, 2008 Congratualtions. Tell her to call the baby Alfie.
exit2 Posted 24 September, 2008 Posted 24 September, 2008 My daughter has just had a baby boy, un-named as yet, in RHCH. Mum and baby doing fine. 8lbs 12.5oz, and no pain relief!!! well done gramps
EastleighSoulBoy Posted 24 September, 2008 Posted 24 September, 2008 Congratulations to all concerned Old Bean! Here's to Mum and Babe's health. I couldn't think of a better day to celebrate one's birth than the 24th of September, Libran and all!
notnowcato Posted 24 September, 2008 Posted 24 September, 2008 Congratulations... Just short of 9lbs! Small lad then..
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 24 September, 2008 Posted 24 September, 2008 Congratulations... Just short of 9lbs! Small lad then.. Brought tears to my eyes just thinking about it...
mack rill Posted 24 September, 2008 Posted 24 September, 2008 Brought tears to my eyes just thinking about it... It brings tears to my eyes just remembering watching my 3 nippers being born....Got to be one of the best moments in life:supz: Congrats Grandpar....and Mum another Xmas Rabbit to bye:D
Chorlton Posted 24 September, 2008 Posted 24 September, 2008 Congratulations. And I believe you get a free pint in the County Arms outside the hospital. though when my kids were born I never tested this out so I don't know if it is a myth.
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 24 September, 2008 Posted 24 September, 2008 How many stitches? Let's put it this way; she needs to go to the theatre for a spinal block and reattachment of the muscles. Unfortunately she was bumped for an emergency cut and shut and is still waiting from 1 this afternoon.
Ponty Posted 24 September, 2008 Posted 24 September, 2008 Ouch jeez. Best of luck to her then. Congrats all round.
Gemmel Posted 24 September, 2008 Posted 24 September, 2008 My daughter has just had a baby boy, un-named as yet, in RHCH. Mum and baby doing fine. 8lbs 12.5oz, and no pain relief!!! Congratulations, Any chance you could get him along to Donny on Saturday,...... Could push the average age of the team up
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 24 September, 2008 Posted 24 September, 2008 Congratulations, Any chance you could get him along to Donny on Saturday,...... Could push the average age of the team up And ability.
Poshie72 Posted 24 September, 2008 Posted 24 September, 2008 Congrats Grandad! Good to hear mum and babe are doing well. Hope she doesnt have to wait to much longer to get her op
Redbul Posted 24 September, 2008 Posted 24 September, 2008 Congrats DSM, a proper excuse to buy Werthers Original now then.... Glad to hear Mum and babe and all are doing okay.
swannymere Posted 24 September, 2008 Posted 24 September, 2008 Congrats DSM. What's that? You're going to buy everyone on the board a cigar and a pint
Saint in Paradise Posted 25 September, 2008 Posted 25 September, 2008 Congrats DSM. What's that? You're going to buy everyone on the board a cigar and a pint What even Rupert and Mike ???:shock::shock:
Eyes k8 Posted 25 September, 2008 Posted 25 September, 2008 My daughter has just had a baby boy, un-named as yet, in RHCH. Mum and baby doing fine. 8lbs 12.5oz, and no pain relief!!! Congrats DSM. As the person with the best name on the forum you clearly appreciate that naming your unnamed grandson is of great importance. You have set a high standard. To avoid future suffering I sugest you avoid names such as Kelvin, Bradley,Rupert or even Stern, rather you should consider names such as Lassana, Niko or Sol. Probably best to avoid Papa Bouba Mills. Sylvan goes quite well. Now I appreciate you may greet my suggestions with a certain hesitation but it is your grandson's future mental health we are talking about here, the issue is future suffering and anguish. You can get the boy a lovely blue top at our Fareham store. The appropriate colour for the boy rather than those pinky red and white stripes. You know it's for the best.
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 25 September, 2008 Posted 25 September, 2008 Congrats DSM. I found these the other day and was wondering who they belonged to, I think I know now. Did you want them back?
Islander Posted 25 September, 2008 Posted 25 September, 2008 Thank you for your concern. Not only does she know him, she's been married to him for eighteen months and he was there at the birth as well as the conception. Not everyone is an inbred Islander you know... Have I upset you or something??? Was going to say Congratulations til I read that!! :mad:
Bath Saint Posted 25 September, 2008 Posted 25 September, 2008 Congratualtions. Tell her to call the baby Alfie. Alfie = Michael Caine She should call the baby either Osbert or Whisk (unisex)
Jillyanne Posted 25 September, 2008 Posted 25 September, 2008 Congrats DSM, you best start looking after your own pub for a while!
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 25 September, 2008 Posted 25 September, 2008 [/b] Have I upset you or something??? Was going to say Congratulations til I read that!! :mad: D1cko who is a Channel Islander was somewhat disparaging about my daughter's morals. I have no axe to grind with the Vectis lot.
Islander Posted 25 September, 2008 Posted 25 September, 2008 D1cko who is a Channel Islander was somewhat disparaging about my daughter's morals. I have no axe to grind with the Vectis lot. Thats OK then - Congratulations!!!
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 25 September, 2008 Posted 25 September, 2008 D1cko who is a Channel Islander was somewhat disparaging about my daughter's morals. I have no axe to grind with the Vectis lot. You webbed toe inbred freaks In before he edited it....
SNSUN Posted 25 September, 2008 Posted 25 September, 2008 Nice one DSM. It's always good to know your sperm works. I as yet haven't had the chance, but I will keep filling my missus with it until the time she throws up in the mornings.
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 25 September, 2008 Posted 25 September, 2008 Nice one DSM. It's always good to know your sperm works. I as yet haven't had the chance, but I will keep filling my missus with it until the time she throws up in the mornings. Are you implying DSM fathered his daughters child?
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 25 September, 2008 Posted 25 September, 2008 Nice one DSM. It's always good to know your sperm works. I as yet haven't had the chance, but I will keep filling my missus with it until the time she throws up in the mornings. You must sweep her off her feet with all that romance, you silver-tongued devil, you.
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