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My daughter has just had a baby boy, un-named as yet, in RHCH. Mum and baby doing fine.

8lbs 12.5oz, and no pain relief!!!

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Does she know who the father is?

 

Thank you for your concern. Not only does she know him, she's been married to him for eighteen months and he was there at the birth as well as the conception.

 

Not everyone is an inbred Islander you know...

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How many stitches?

 

Let's put it this way; she needs to go to the theatre for a spinal block and reattachment of the muscles.

Unfortunately she was bumped for an emergency cut and shut and is still waiting from 1 this afternoon.

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Congratulations, Any chance you could get him along to Donny on Saturday,...... Could push the average age of the team up

 

And ability.

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My daughter has just had a baby boy, un-named as yet, in RHCH. Mum and baby doing fine.

8lbs 12.5oz, and no pain relief!!!

 

Congrats DSM. As the person with the best name on the forum you clearly appreciate that naming your unnamed grandson is of great importance. You have set a high standard. To avoid future suffering I sugest you avoid names such as Kelvin, Bradley,Rupert or even Stern, rather you should consider names such as Lassana, Niko or Sol. Probably best to avoid Papa Bouba Mills. Sylvan goes quite well. Now I appreciate you may greet my suggestions with a certain hesitation but it is your grandson's future mental health we are talking about here, the issue is future suffering and anguish. You can get the boy a lovely blue top at our Fareham store. The appropriate colour for the boy rather than those pinky red and white stripes. You know it's for the best.

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Thank you for your concern. Not only does she know him, she's been married to him for eighteen months and he was there at the birth as well as the conception.

 

Not everyone is an inbred Islander you know...

 

 

Have I upset you or something??? Was going to say Congratulations til I read that!!

:mad:

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Have I upset you or something??? Was going to say Congratulations til I read that!!

:mad:

 

D1cko who is a Channel Islander was somewhat disparaging about my daughter's morals.

 

I have no axe to grind with the Vectis lot.

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Nice one DSM. It's always good to know your sperm works. I as yet haven't had the chance, but I will keep filling my missus with it until the time she throws up in the mornings.

 

You must sweep her off her feet with all that romance, you silver-tongued devil, you.

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