Henry to miss the World Cup after drugs shame!

[bristolsaint29]

http://www.footballtransfertavern.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Henry.jpg

[Arizona]

Breaking News: Bang is big.

[Junction 9]

Serves him right after what he did in the qualifying game against Ireland. I bet they're laughing right now!!

[Spudders]

In other news: Junction 9 hasn't looked at the link this time (or the other times) it was posted on the forum

[Rory]

Old news is old.

[Hatch]

Shay Given signs for Colombia

[Spudders]

Jesus grows beard

[SuperMikey]

Chicken signs for Egg.

[SNSUN]

The Virgin Mary sponsored by Richard Branson.

[St Landrew]

Shame the entire French football team doesn't.