Weston Super Saint Posted 14 October, 2008 Share Posted 14 October, 2008 I didn't realise they had special seats. They're only for special people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 14 October, 2008 Share Posted 14 October, 2008 Being on a bus for five minutes would p1ss me off, let alone 45 minutes :shock: +1, I went on a bus last week for the first time in ages and it was not a nice experience and not one that I care to repeat any time soon, I did however have a broken neck so couldn't drive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deano6 Posted 14 October, 2008 Share Posted 14 October, 2008 They're only for special people. Special in this context means mentally handicapped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 14 October, 2008 Share Posted 14 October, 2008 Forgetting to do my flies up on Commando Tuesday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 15 October, 2008 Share Posted 15 October, 2008 Special in this context means mentally handicapped. You're kidding? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint francis Posted 2 March, 2009 Share Posted 2 March, 2009 Vinegar bottles that when you remove the lid, don't have the little plastic bit with a hole in it that makes pouring easier. Whoever decided to take that away has done wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UniS Posted 2 March, 2009 Share Posted 2 March, 2009 People who stop at roundabouts when there are no cars going round it. In particular the guy I went into the back of in Guildford this weekend, thus destroying the front of my car and leaving his totally unscathed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UniS Posted 2 March, 2009 Share Posted 2 March, 2009 People who re-open threads from ages ago. Yeah, that bloody Saint Francis eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint francis Posted 2 March, 2009 Share Posted 2 March, 2009 It was never closed, merely resting. And if you or anyone else has nothing contructive to contribute to this thread (particularly regarding vinegar issues and changes to bottling policy within the last decade) then kindly go upstairs and have a w*nk or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atticus Finch of Maycomb Posted 2 March, 2009 Share Posted 2 March, 2009 1) People ( predominantly Asian ) who put a box of tissues on their parcel shelf in their car. 2) P*rtsmouth 3) Students 4) Illegal Immigrants 5) Ginger people who insist their hair is 'strawberry blonde' 6) People who go on holiday for 2 weeks to the USA and come back with an American accent. 7) Robsk 8 ) People who are big enough mugs to pay £5 to post on an innernet forum. 9) Boy Racers in Renault Clio's 10) Polish who open your boot for you when you are unloading to do a Car Boot Sale 11) Indian Call Centres 12) Robsk 13) Rupert Lowe May I add 'spade-faced, racist internet hypocrites' to the list? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 3 March, 2009 Share Posted 3 March, 2009 /\ Dirty faggots who try and befriend you on an internet forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 3 March, 2009 Share Posted 3 March, 2009 people who offer you cheap PS3 games then don't come back to you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_saints Posted 3 March, 2009 Share Posted 3 March, 2009 scott_saints Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint boggy Posted 3 March, 2009 Share Posted 3 March, 2009 People who stop at roundabouts when there are no cars going round it. In particular the guy I went into the back of in Guildford this weekend, thus destroying the front of my car and leaving his totally unscathed. also people who aren't watching what's going on in front of them!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 3 March, 2009 Share Posted 3 March, 2009 People who stop at roundabouts when there are no cars going round it. In particular the guy I went into the back of in Guildford this weekend, thus destroying the front of my car and leaving his totally unscathed. Happened to me a few months ago. You could see there was nothing coming in every direction for about 50 miles. There were no trees , barriers , buildings, sign posts to block the view . Absolutely nothing. I was looking right, as you do by habit, then smack, dozy ***** had stopped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyFartPants Posted 3 March, 2009 Share Posted 3 March, 2009 People who stop at roundabouts when there are no cars going round it. In particular the guy I went into the back of in Guildford this weekend, thus destroying the front of my car and leaving his totally unscathed. To be fair, one or both of you were driving badly. Possibly him, definetly you. Just because his view to the right at a roundabout is clear, that does not mean he has considered it safe to continue. He might have seen something in front of him for instance that you had not seen. Also he may have stalled the car. You are supposed to be driving at a speed that you are always safely able to pull up without hitting the car in front. The reason he has stopped or remained stationary is not an issue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 3 March, 2009 Share Posted 3 March, 2009 Booking fees on tickets. An utter f**king liberty. Bloody idiots who do 40mph everywhere, including 30mph zones and believe they are the safest drivers on the road for it. And, quite topically, people who drive aggresively at junctions, just because it seems that something isn't coming doesn't mean it ISN'T! I'll be sure in my own f**king time and if you want to take a risk do it when I'm at least 1km away from you. Tyre kickers, in every walk of life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rory Posted 4 March, 2009 Share Posted 4 March, 2009 The filthy vermin that spit their chewing gum into urinals, meaning that you are treated to a musty, vulgar combination of mint and stale **** flowing up your nostrils. People who chew gum are vile anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nick1579 Posted 5 March, 2009 Share Posted 5 March, 2009 1) Woman who bring their babies into work and think that you are as interested in their "little darling" as they are, ****ing get a ****ing life for ****s sake. 2) People that think that, just because a call center is in India its any less helpful than one in England. 3) People who think that I want to cook dinner when I get in. I dont, what I want to do is have a big **** off smoke and a cup of tea then a mong in front of the telly. 4) Every single sports team that i support (Saints, England football team, England Cricket team, Hampshire) playing like a bunch of ****s 5) ****ing **** on the telly all year round....****ing X factor,****ing come dancing, ****ing cookery programs, ****ing CSI, ****ing americas next top model, ****ing secret millionaire, The one ****ing show, any ****ing american program....for ****s sake. 6) God botherers, jesus****ingchrist... Re (2), in the main they do not have as good a grasp of the English language as employees at a UK call centre. They often don't understand what I am saying. And any query even slightly out of the ordinary and they "need to check with their supervisor). I therefore find them less helpful. I'm with you on (5) though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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