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Being on a bus for five minutes would p1ss me off, let alone 45 minutes :shock:

 

+1, I went on a bus last week for the first time in ages and it was not a nice experience and not one that I care to repeat any time soon, I did however have a broken neck so couldn't drive.

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People who stop at roundabouts when there are no cars going round it.

 

In particular the guy I went into the back of in Guildford this weekend, thus destroying the front of my car and leaving his totally unscathed.

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It was never closed, merely resting. And if you or anyone else has nothing contructive to contribute to this thread (particularly regarding vinegar issues and changes to bottling policy within the last decade) then kindly go upstairs and have a w*nk or something.

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1) People ( predominantly Asian ) who put a box of tissues on their parcel shelf in their car.

2) P*rtsmouth

3) Students

4) Illegal Immigrants

5) Ginger people who insist their hair is 'strawberry blonde'

6) People who go on holiday for 2 weeks to the USA and come back with an American accent.

7) Robsk

8 ) People who are big enough mugs to pay £5 to post on an innernet forum.

9) Boy Racers in Renault Clio's

10) Polish who open your boot for you when you are unloading to do a Car Boot Sale

11) Indian Call Centres

12) Robsk

13) Rupert Lowe

 

May I add 'spade-faced, racist internet hypocrites' to the list?

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People who stop at roundabouts when there are no cars going round it.

 

In particular the guy I went into the back of in Guildford this weekend, thus destroying the front of my car and leaving his totally unscathed.

 

also people who aren't watching what's going on in front of them!!

 

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People who stop at roundabouts when there are no cars going round it.

 

In particular the guy I went into the back of in Guildford this weekend, thus destroying the front of my car and leaving his totally unscathed.

 

Happened to me a few months ago.

 

You could see there was nothing coming in every direction for about 50 miles. There were no trees , barriers , buildings, sign posts to block the view . Absolutely nothing.

I was looking right, as you do by habit, then smack, dozy ***** had stopped.

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People who stop at roundabouts when there are no cars going round it.

 

In particular the guy I went into the back of in Guildford this weekend, thus destroying the front of my car and leaving his totally unscathed.

 

To be fair, one or both of you were driving badly. Possibly him, definetly you. Just because his view to the right at a roundabout is clear, that does not mean he has considered it safe to continue. He might have seen something in front of him for instance that you had not seen. Also he may have stalled the car. You are supposed to be driving at a speed that you are always safely able to pull up without hitting the car in front. The reason he has stopped or remained stationary is not an issue.

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Booking fees on tickets. An utter f**king liberty.

Bloody idiots who do 40mph everywhere, including 30mph zones and believe they are the safest drivers on the road for it.

And, quite topically, people who drive aggresively at junctions, just because it seems that something isn't coming doesn't mean it ISN'T! I'll be sure in my own f**king time and if you want to take a risk do it when I'm at least 1km away from you.

Tyre kickers, in every walk of life.

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The filthy vermin that spit their chewing gum into urinals, meaning that you are treated to a musty, vulgar combination of mint and stale **** flowing up your nostrils.

 

People who chew gum are vile anyway.

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1) Woman who bring their babies into work and think that you are as interested in their "little darling" as they are, ****ing get a ****ing life for ****s sake.

 

2) People that think that, just because a call center is in India its any less helpful than one in England.

 

3) People who think that I want to cook dinner when I get in. I dont, what I want to do is have a big **** off smoke and a cup of tea then a mong in front of the telly.

 

4) Every single sports team that i support (Saints, England football team, England Cricket team, Hampshire) playing like a bunch of ****s

 

5) ****ing **** on the telly all year round....****ing X factor,****ing come dancing, ****ing cookery programs, ****ing CSI, ****ing americas next top model, ****ing secret millionaire, The one ****ing show, any ****ing american program....for ****s sake.

 

6) God botherers, jesus****ingchrist...

 

Re (2), in the main they do not have as good a grasp of the English language as employees at a UK call centre. They often don't understand what I am saying. And any query even slightly out of the ordinary and they "need to check with their supervisor).

 

I therefore find them less helpful.

 

I'm with you on (5) though!

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