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tv ads for painkilers, especially that latest one where that woman who is supposed to be a spy, can't escape the two guys chasing her because she's got a headache. Until she takes the painkillers then she becomes superwoman. We know painkillers are good for headaches we don't need to be patronised!

 

Anyway spying's a man job. Living on your wits in a hostile enviroment, marriage prepares us for it. :D

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Little ****y arsewipes in ****ty corsas who cut you up & then when you look at them as you drive past them then precede to cut back in behind you & sit on your arse and follow you for a couple of miles when you have 3 kids in the car.

 

Yes this happened to me yesterday.

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Little ****y arsewipes in ****ty corsas who cut you up & then when you look at them as you drive past them then precede to cut back in behind you & sit on your arse and follow you for a couple of miles when you have 3 kids in the car.

 

Yes this happened to me yesterday.

 

I expect they were just curious. Most women I know have their children in the Maternity hospital, especially triplets.

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Little ****y arsewipes in ****ty corsas who cut you up & then when you look at them as you drive past them then precede to cut back in behind you & sit on your arse and follow you for a couple of miles when you have 3 kids in the car.

 

Yes this happened to me yesterday.

i always drive at 15-20 mph (unless on a motorway) when someone behind me is driving like a tw"t ............i love watching them in my rear view mirror getting all arsey .......it is very empowering, you should try it !!!:D

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I get really mad when women who clearly have a thing for me try to act cool about it all. It's such a playground thing to do.

 

 

I get really mad when women who clearly don't have a thing for me try it on and act overly interested,just for the entertainment value for themselves and their friends.

 

It's such a playground thing to do.

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i always drive at 15-20 mph (unless on a motorway) when someone behind me is driving like a tw"t ............i love watching them in my rear view mirror getting all arsey .......it is very empowering, you should try it !!!:D

 

I do as well. Just annoyed me that the little scrotes could clearly see I had kids in the car.

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The fact the government seem to let anyone in the country.. and stay.

The fact that Afghan woman is getting near on 170 grand a year in benefits(including rent on house and still is ****ing moaning.

Tailgating drivers - ****wits the lot of them.

People who have to leave their trolley in the middle of the aisle of a supermarket - why can't the ****s put it to one side.

Women who wear low-cut tops and then 'cover themselves up' when they notice people looking - if it bothers them that ****ing much, wear a ****ing jumper!

The government... you know we're ****ed when you have Mr. Bean as prime minister.

Political correctness.

Health and safety brigade.

The human rights brigade.

The rubbish left by so-called other fishermen.. why cant the lazy bastards take their junk home with them... perhaps their rods should go for a swim.

 

I'll think of some more then add to it.

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when people say ' i don't know '.

 

Sometimes hearing an 'I don't know' is soooooo much better than listening to somebody, who doesn't know the answer you need, spouting bull**** and b*llocks for half an hour. I occasionally admire an 'I don't know'.

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People who think they are better than other people and sl*g them off without any provokation (sp?) just because it makes them feel better about themselves!

 

Ha ha, you ****ing ****, you cant even spell provocation properly...

 

******, ****** ******....

 

Anyway, I agree with you, those people are ****s.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oh.

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Ha ha, you ****ing ****, you cant even spell provocation properly...

 

******, ****** ******....

 

Anyway, I agree with you, those people are ****s.

 

Oh.

 

I looked at that spelling and thought it were wrong. I was just too lazy to double check it.

 

Banter is one thing, and you know when people are joking in here.

 

I also hate it when people think you have got something wrong and slate you for it, but when it turns out to be right, its a very good feeling to ram it back down their throats!

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I hate it when people go on and on and on endlessly about things, ramming them down peoples throats and pretend that they don't care, when really they do and want acceptance.

 

I have 2 posts left today, as i've not paid my £5.

 

i do tolerate you...oh...you said acceptance...just pay the goddam fiver....

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People who work in most clothes shops.

Hairdressers/Barbers

Prevailing northerly winds

West Quay Road

Car Transporter drivers

My Wife this morning

Post Office queues

C**ts who work for Sky

Massa & Hamilton(di**less fukctards)

A substandard cup of tea

Manchester Utd/Chelsea/England

Fans that wear face paint

Gary Barlow/Robbie Williams

The Dallas Cowboys franchise

Sir Michael Stoute(bent fat c*nt)

Working on a Saturday

No Sex for at least 2 days

Freshers week

People who say"Ok buddy"

People who make disgusting noises while they eat

People who go on cruises

Fukcing cu**ing English sheep on Planes/Airports

People who think Peter Kay is a genius.

Burnt toast

Dead microwaves

Poole Greyhounds(awful sh*thole)

More tbc...........

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Bluestar buses only being single decker and then having a load of seats facing the wrong way. I don't mind public transport and as I can't park where I work it works out about the same money as driving, plus I do my bit for the environment. I do think that everyone should get a seat though.

 

The backwards seats are so sodding irritating. You've got that awkward 'lift moment' where everyone tries to avoid eye contact but this lasts for 45 minutes!

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Bluestar buses only being single decker and then having a load of seats facing the wrong way. I don't mind public transport and as I can't park where I work it works out about the same money as driving, plus I do my bit for the environment. I do think that everyone should get a seat though.

 

The backwards seats are so sodding irritating. You've got that awkward 'lift moment' where everyone tries to avoid eye contact but this lasts for 45 minutes!

 

Being on a bus for five minutes would p1ss me off, let alone 45 minutes :shock:

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Bluestar buses only being single decker and then having a load of seats facing the wrong way. I don't mind public transport and as I can't park where I work it works out about the same money as driving, plus I do my bit for the environment. I do think that everyone should get a seat though.

 

The backwards seats are so sodding irritating. You've got that awkward 'lift moment' where everyone tries to avoid eye contact but this lasts for 45 minutes!

 

I hate that on some of the trains, especially when I forget my book.

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