Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 24 September, 2008 Share Posted 24 September, 2008 The Old Bill Stewards Traffic wardens Magistrates Immigrants Pub landlords Students The unemployed Queers Tramps Beggars Skates Northerners Your life must be complete sh1t... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spain saint Posted 24 September, 2008 Share Posted 24 September, 2008 The Old Bill Stewards Traffic wardens Magistrates Immigrants Pub landlords Students The unemployed Queers Tramps Beggars Skates Northerners You must stay in a lot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wiltshire Saint Posted 24 September, 2008 Share Posted 24 September, 2008 The Old Bill Stewards Traffic wardens Magistrates Immigrants Pub landlords Students The unemployed Queers Tramps Beggars Skates Northerners What a spastic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 24 September, 2008 Share Posted 24 September, 2008 What I hate: Not being fit anymore Not being as skinny as I used to Ache's and Pains (god sounds like im 55 not 25!) Stepping in or sitting on chewing gum Stepping in dog sheet Money or lack of it Fat ugly ladies Slow drivers Teh annoying people on TV e.g people from big brother Having to work The list goes on and on and on but I cant be bothered to go on as ill end up depressing myself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mao Cap Posted 24 September, 2008 Share Posted 24 September, 2008 Currently the new one-way system by Aldgate East tube station. Through a series of poor decisions I can't be arsed to detail, I'm prob getting fined for going in a bus lane which I thought was OK for cars after 7. Perfect way to get welcomed back to the homeland after an enjoyable little break in Cologne. But then life is mostly a grim business. Just got to suck it up FFS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint boggy Posted 24 September, 2008 Share Posted 24 September, 2008 Im not back with that wench, ffs. This is another bird, and this is actually very complicated, so much so im thinking it may be better off not bothering, even thou she is hot and i have fancied her forever and visa versa on her part. Mongalage. she's with someone else , isn't she....:smt045 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponty Posted 24 September, 2008 Share Posted 24 September, 2008 she's with someone else , isn't she....:smt045 Miss Marple? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 24 September, 2008 Share Posted 24 September, 2008 Lorraine Kelly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Bateman Posted 24 September, 2008 Share Posted 24 September, 2008 blah sh*t blah. 1. Pancake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JB Posted 24 September, 2008 Share Posted 24 September, 2008 1. Pancake 2. No booze left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aids victim Posted 25 September, 2008 Share Posted 25 September, 2008 My right leg People who live in Hook Whatever and whoever else Essruu hates If someone could start up a "things that you love" thread then we could spread some joy today and I would feel rather happy to see such a thread started, as I can't start threads. Why? I haven't paid my £5, thus I can't start threads and I would say drop me a PM if you want to talk to me more about my reasons for not paying £5, but I can't do PMing. I will check back a bit later, as I only have 2 more posts to use today and this is because I get 3 posts a day. I could pay a £5 and get these luxuries, but I haven't paid a £5 to join yet. Hope this clears up any confusion. Love Aids xx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florida Saint Posted 25 September, 2008 Share Posted 25 September, 2008 Getting caught cracking one off by your Mum Being desperate for a dump and only being able to find a waste paper bin Politically correct tosspots who are ruining the country in favour of one armed Asian lesbians. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tpbury Posted 25 September, 2008 Share Posted 25 September, 2008 Thought you guys might want some other stuff to look at for when you get annoyed: [href]www.bnp.org.uk[/href] [href]www.lazyracismforcowardlybigots.com[/href] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barfy Posted 25 September, 2008 Share Posted 25 September, 2008 People who send you emails at work, and then before you've had a chance to even open them, phone you up to explain what's in the email. Why the f*ck would you do that? People who wait until you're about to go on three weeks leave before telling you about the really urgent report they need. Northern Rock. ****s! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 25 September, 2008 Share Posted 25 September, 2008 Ligaments Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marsdinho Posted 25 September, 2008 Share Posted 25 September, 2008 Thought you guys might want some other stuff to look at for when you get annoyed: [href]www.bnp.org.uk[/href] [href]www.lazyracismforcowardlybigots.com[/href] There are some very narrow minded people on here....didnt realise so many people are afraid of foreigners.... Pussies http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xenophobia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 25 September, 2008 Share Posted 25 September, 2008 Thought you guys might want some other stuff to look at for when you get annoyed: [href]www.bnp.org.uk[/href] [href]www.lazyracismforcowardlybigots.com[/href] That second link doesn't work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopGun Posted 25 September, 2008 Share Posted 25 September, 2008 There are some very narrow minded people on here....didnt realise so many people are afraid of foreigners.... Pussies http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xenophobia Makes me laugh at the thickies on here too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 25 September, 2008 Share Posted 25 September, 2008 Having to support Saints. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dicko Posted 25 September, 2008 Share Posted 25 September, 2008 Makes me laugh at the thickies on here too. Did you know the BNP has the fastest growing membership out of all political parties in the UK? I think some people's attitudes on here is simply a reflection of how society feels Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopGun Posted 25 September, 2008 Share Posted 25 September, 2008 Did you know the BNP has the fastest growing membership out of all political parties in the UK? I think some people's attitudes on here is simply a reflection of how society feels In that case just ban thickies from having the vote! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CabbageFace Posted 25 September, 2008 Share Posted 25 September, 2008 In that case just ban thickies from having the vote! Yeah vote Labour, they will sort this ****ry out. Blah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The King Posted 25 September, 2008 Share Posted 25 September, 2008 I'm glad to be mentioned twice on Stu's list. It's gratifying in that he doesn't annoy me at all. Proves once and for all that he is by far the most easily wound up, "take the internet seriously" kind of chap on here. Im afraid that is you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swastika eyes Posted 25 September, 2008 Share Posted 25 September, 2008 1. People who post messages saying that they have become parents. I dont care, i dont know you i'm not interested. Posting that you have become grandparents is even more ridiculous, cringeworthy and sickening. 2. People who reply to "I have just become a parent/grandparent" saying "oh well done, congratualtions" . You don't mean it so why say it. 3. Having to take a blue pill to get a hard on one hour before sex. 4. Premature ejaculation. 5. Those little insects that live in my pubes and around the base of my shaft just under the skin. 6. Porn clips without the money shot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 25 September, 2008 Share Posted 25 September, 2008 1. People who post messages saying that they have become parents. I dont care, i dont know you i'm not interested. Posting that you have become grandparents is even more ridiculous, cringeworthy and sickening. 2. People who reply to "I have just become a parent/grandparent" saying "oh well done, congratualtions" . You don't mean it so why say it. 3. Having to take a blue pill to get a hard on one hour before sex. 4. Premature ejaculation. 5. Those little insects that live in my pubes and around the base of my shaft just under the skin. 6. Porn clips without the money shot. You're one angry little fella are'nt you? I think points 3, 4 and 5 may go some way to explaining this though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
equalizer Posted 26 September, 2008 Share Posted 26 September, 2008 Phil Collins on Room 101 last night, not putting himself into Room 101. What a wasted chance!! In fact Room 101 since Paul "lets put everything in" Merton took over from the Superior Nick Han****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 26 September, 2008 Share Posted 26 September, 2008 Nick Han**** is a ****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denzil Posted 26 September, 2008 Share Posted 26 September, 2008 What a spastic. I forgot about them, well done Plastic Saint. I've also thought of some more; The Monarchy All of the royals Politicians Paedophiles Rapists Online gamers Goths Rich people Labour voters Welsh people People who leave the packet on their air freshener in their car Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barfy Posted 26 September, 2008 Share Posted 26 September, 2008 People who switch on their rear fog lights just because there is a bit of mist around in the mornings. Dairy Milk for giving the impression that Phil Collins is in some way cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 26 September, 2008 Share Posted 26 September, 2008 People who leave the packet on their air freshener in their car But it dries out too quickly. And floods the car with way too much stink... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Appy Posted 26 September, 2008 Share Posted 26 September, 2008 People who come in the shop and ask for 10 Richmond/mayfair etc and then come back in 5 minutes later and say 'nah I want Superkings' ... did you ask for Superkings? NO ... did you have time to look at the cigarettes before putting them in your pocket? YES. FFS, this always happens too... why should I have to double check with most customers whether they want Superkings or not? mongs. I see you do the same job as me. Yes they are complete ****s. Also people that try and ask me if its the correct cigarette brand. I'm not a complete ****ing mong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StuRomseySaint Posted 26 September, 2008 Share Posted 26 September, 2008 I'm glad to be mentioned twice on Stu's list. It's gratifying in that he doesn't annoy me at all. Proves once and for all that he is by far the most easily wound up, "take the internet seriously" kind of chap on here. Errr, Ginge, I mentioned you 3 times in my list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denzil Posted 26 September, 2008 Share Posted 26 September, 2008 But it dries out too quickly. And floods the car with way too much stink... No excuse. It looks ridiculous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
View From The Top Posted 26 September, 2008 Share Posted 26 September, 2008 Men who don't live with their kids, think they are Billy Big Balls, and then moan on an internet message board that their kids, who they very rarely see, are stopping them going out on New Years Eve. Finch, Tiggs, Plastic and the other w@nkers of their ilk. Gimps of the highest order. Stone Island wearing plastic wannabie "lads". 99.9% of people on here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simo Posted 26 September, 2008 Share Posted 26 September, 2008 Managers telling you its job and knock then getting you to do other things because you worked like **** and you finished earlier than he thought! People moaning for **** all! Rude drivers! I'm a better fan that you because i did......... people! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 26 September, 2008 Share Posted 26 September, 2008 i think Phil Collins is cool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 26 September, 2008 Share Posted 26 September, 2008 What about Phil Cool? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atticus Finch of Maycomb Posted 26 September, 2008 Share Posted 26 September, 2008 men who don't live with their kids, think they are billy big balls, and then moan on an internet message board that their kids, who they very rarely see, are stopping them going out on new years eve. finch, tiggs, plastic and the other w@nkers of their ilk. Gimps of the highest order. stone island wearing plastic wannabie "lads". 99.9% of people on here. woooooooooooooooooooooooohooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 26 September, 2008 Share Posted 26 September, 2008 When groups of lads/girls wear stupid tshirts for holiday like "Ibiza 08" and some stupid nickname. we do that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 26 September, 2008 Share Posted 26 September, 2008 Smegma is annoying me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
equalizer Posted 27 September, 2008 Share Posted 27 September, 2008 Parents with mobile phones! Why have one if your not going to answer it?? As for text messages, well it would be quicker to send a carrier pigeon!! Also people who I lend DVD's to who after three months still haven't watched it!! If its not your "cup of tea" then tell me when I offer it to you don't wait for me to ask if you liked it and then say it ffs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint in Paradise Posted 28 September, 2008 Share Posted 28 September, 2008 Groups of lads walking down a street on holiday shouting "You Wot, You Wot" Well stop doing that then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atticus Finch of Maycomb Posted 28 September, 2008 Share Posted 28 September, 2008 racists Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopGun Posted 28 September, 2008 Share Posted 28 September, 2008 The new style lids on the top of fruit juice cartons. They're a bugger to open, the juice pours badly and you cant drink direct from the carton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 28 September, 2008 Share Posted 28 September, 2008 working on a sunday, driving for an hour to do a job then realises you left the desired hardware at home. Oh and its sunny too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopGun Posted 28 September, 2008 Share Posted 28 September, 2008 * Burglar alarms that go on and on. Should be a criminal offence in itself. * Little ******s riding about on their ****ty little scooters. Both are spoiling my Sunday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 29 September, 2008 Share Posted 29 September, 2008 Only having 2 days off per 5 days working. Should be the other way around! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
equalizer Posted 11 October, 2008 Share Posted 11 October, 2008 (edited) White people with dreadlocks, somebody needs to tell them that they look like a ****! People who wear their wrist watch with the face on the bottom of their wrist, so when checking the time they have to twist their whole arm to look at it. I'm mean why make something thats so simple more of an effort? Edited 11 October, 2008 by equalizer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocknrollman no2 Posted 11 October, 2008 Share Posted 11 October, 2008 Any reality show on tv. Its just cheap rubbish tv. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Appy Posted 12 October, 2008 Share Posted 12 October, 2008 Those heely shoes kids wear. Whats the point ffs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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