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The Old Bill

Stewards

Traffic wardens

Magistrates

Immigrants

Pub landlords

Students

The unemployed

Queers

Tramps

Beggars

Skates

Northerners

 

Your life must be complete sh1t...

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What I hate:

 

Not being fit anymore

Not being as skinny as I used to

Ache's and Pains (god sounds like im 55 not 25!)

Stepping in or sitting on chewing gum

Stepping in dog sheet

Money or lack of it

Fat ugly ladies

Slow drivers

Teh annoying people on TV e.g people from big brother

Having to work

 

The list goes on and on and on but I cant be bothered to go on as ill end up depressing myself

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Currently the new one-way system by Aldgate East tube station. Through a series of poor decisions I can't be arsed to detail, I'm prob getting fined for going in a bus lane which I thought was OK for cars after 7. Perfect way to get welcomed back to the homeland after an enjoyable little break in Cologne.

 

But then life is mostly a grim business. Just got to suck it up FFS.

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Im not back with that wench, ffs.

 

This is another bird, and this is actually very complicated, so much so im thinking it may be better off not bothering, even thou she is hot and i have fancied her forever and visa versa on her part.

 

Mongalage.

she's with someone else , isn't she....:smt045

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My right leg

People who live in Hook

Whatever and whoever else Essruu hates

 

If someone could start up a "things that you love" thread then we could spread some joy today and I would feel rather happy to see such a thread started, as I can't start threads. Why? I haven't paid my £5, thus I can't start threads and I would say drop me a PM if you want to talk to me more about my reasons for not paying £5, but I can't do PMing. I will check back a bit later, as I only have 2 more posts to use today and this is because I get 3 posts a day.

 

I could pay a £5 and get these luxuries, but I haven't paid a £5 to join yet.

 

Hope this clears up any confusion.

 

Love Aids xx

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People who send you emails at work, and then before you've had a chance to even open them, phone you up to explain what's in the email. Why the f*ck would you do that?

 

People who wait until you're about to go on three weeks leave before telling you about the really urgent report they need.

 

Northern Rock. ****s!

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1. People who post messages saying that they have become parents. I dont care, i dont know you i'm not interested. Posting that you have become grandparents is even more ridiculous, cringeworthy and sickening.

2. People who reply to "I have just become a parent/grandparent" saying "oh well done, congratualtions" . You don't mean it so why say it.

3. Having to take a blue pill to get a hard on one hour before sex.

4. Premature ejaculation.

5. Those little insects that live in my pubes and around the base of my shaft just under the skin.

6. Porn clips without the money shot.

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1. People who post messages saying that they have become parents. I dont care, i dont know you i'm not interested. Posting that you have become grandparents is even more ridiculous, cringeworthy and sickening.

2. People who reply to "I have just become a parent/grandparent" saying "oh well done, congratualtions" . You don't mean it so why say it.

3. Having to take a blue pill to get a hard on one hour before sex.

4. Premature ejaculation.

5. Those little insects that live in my pubes and around the base of my shaft just under the skin.

6. Porn clips without the money shot.

 

You're one angry little fella are'nt you?

 

I think points 3, 4 and 5 may go some way to explaining this though

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What a spastic.

 

I forgot about them, well done Plastic Saint.

 

I've also thought of some more;

 

The Monarchy

All of the royals

Politicians

Paedophiles

Rapists

Online gamers

Goths

Rich people

Labour voters

Welsh people

People who leave the packet on their air freshener in their car

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People who come in the shop and ask for 10 Richmond/mayfair etc and then come back in 5 minutes later and say 'nah I want Superkings'

 

... did you ask for Superkings? NO

... did you have time to look at the cigarettes before putting them in your pocket? YES.

 

FFS, this always happens too... why should I have to double check with most customers whether they want Superkings or not? mongs.

 

I see you do the same job as me. Yes they are complete ****s.

 

Also people that try and ask me if its the correct cigarette brand. I'm not a complete ****ing mong.

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  • Men who don't live with their kids, think they are Billy Big Balls, and then moan on an internet message board that their kids, who they very rarely see, are stopping them going out on New Years Eve.
  • Finch, Tiggs, Plastic and the other w@nkers of their ilk. Gimps of the highest order.
  • Stone Island wearing plastic wannabie "lads".
  • 99.9% of people on here.

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Managers telling you its job and knock then getting you to do other things because you worked like **** and you finished earlier than he thought!

 

People moaning for **** all!

 

Rude drivers!

 

I'm a better fan that you because i did......... people!

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  • men who don't live with their kids, think they are billy big balls, and then moan on an internet message board that their kids, who they very rarely see, are stopping them going out on new years eve.
  • finch, tiggs, plastic and the other w@nkers of their ilk. Gimps of the highest order.
  • stone island wearing plastic wannabie "lads".
  • 99.9% of people on here.

 

woooooooooooooooooooooooohooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Parents with mobile phones! Why have one if your not going to answer it?? As for text messages, well it would be quicker to send a carrier pigeon!!

 

Also people who I lend DVD's to who after three months still haven't watched it!! If its not your "cup of tea" then tell me when I offer it to you don't wait for me to ask if you liked it and then say it ffs!

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  • 2 weeks later...

White people with dreadlocks, somebody needs to tell them that they look like a ****!

 

People who wear their wrist watch with the face on the bottom of their wrist, so when checking the time they have to twist their whole arm to look at it. I'm mean why make something thats so simple more of an effort?

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