Things that **** you off.

[Guest Dark Sotonic Mills]

The Old Bill

Stewards

Traffic wardens

Magistrates

Immigrants

Pub landlords

Students

The unemployed

Queers

Tramps

Beggars

Skates

Northerners

 

Your life must be complete sh1t...

[spain saint]

The Old Bill

Stewards

Traffic wardens

Magistrates

Immigrants

Pub landlords

Students

The unemployed

Queers

Tramps

Beggars

Skates

Northerners

 

 

 

 

You must stay in a lot!

[Wiltshire Saint]

The Old Bill

Stewards

Traffic wardens

Magistrates

Immigrants

Pub landlords

Students

The unemployed

Queers

Tramps

Beggars

Skates

Northerners

 

What a spastic.

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

What I hate:

 

Not being fit anymore

Not being as skinny as I used to

Ache's and Pains (god sounds like im 55 not 25!)

Stepping in or sitting on chewing gum

Stepping in dog sheet

Money or lack of it

Fat ugly ladies

Slow drivers

Teh annoying people on TV e.g people from big brother

Having to work

 

The list goes on and on and on but I cant be bothered to go on as ill end up depressing myself

[Mao Cap]

Currently the new one-way system by Aldgate East tube station. Through a series of poor decisions I can't be arsed to detail, I'm prob getting fined for going in a bus lane which I thought was OK for cars after 7. Perfect way to get welcomed back to the homeland after an enjoyable little break in Cologne.

 

But then life is mostly a grim business. Just got to suck it up FFS.

[saint boggy]

Im not back with that wench, ffs.

 

This is another bird, and this is actually very complicated, so much so im thinking it may be better off not bothering, even thou she is hot and i have fancied her forever and visa versa on her part.

 

Mongalage.

she's with someone else , isn't she....:smt045

[Ponty]

she's with someone else , isn't she....:smt045

 

Miss Marple?

[saint_stevo]

Lorraine Kelly?

[Patrick Bateman]

blah sh*t blah.

 

1. Pancake.

[JB]

1. Pancake

2. No booze left.

[aids victim]

My right leg

People who live in Hook

Whatever and whoever else Essruu hates

 

If someone could start up a "things that you love" thread then we could spread some joy today and I would feel rather happy to see such a thread started, as I can't start threads. Why? I haven't paid my £5, thus I can't start threads and I would say drop me a PM if you want to talk to me more about my reasons for not paying £5, but I can't do PMing. I will check back a bit later, as I only have 2 more posts to use today and this is because I get 3 posts a day.

 

I could pay a £5 and get these luxuries, but I haven't paid a £5 to join yet.

 

Hope this clears up any confusion.

 

Love Aids xx

[Florida Saint]

Getting caught cracking one off by your Mum

Being desperate for a dump and only being able to find a waste paper bin

Politically correct tosspots who are ruining the country in favour of one armed Asian lesbians.

[tpbury]

Thought you guys might want some other stuff to look at for when you get annoyed:

 

[href]www.bnp.org.uk[/href]

[href]www.lazyracismforcowardlybigots.com[/href]

[Barfy]

People who send you emails at work, and then before you've had a chance to even open them, phone you up to explain what's in the email. Why the f*ck would you do that?

 

People who wait until you're about to go on three weeks leave before telling you about the really urgent report they need.

 

Northern Rock. ****s!

[Hatch]

Ligaments

[Marsdinho]

Thought you guys might want some other stuff to look at for when you get annoyed:

 

[href]www.bnp.org.uk[/href]

[href]www.lazyracismforcowardlybigots.com[/href]

 

 

There are some very narrow minded people on here....didnt realise so many people are afraid of foreigners....

 

Pussies

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xenophobia

[Weston Super Saint]

Thought you guys might want some other stuff to look at for when you get annoyed:

 

[href]www.bnp.org.uk[/href]

[href]www.lazyracismforcowardlybigots.com[/href]

 

That second link doesn't work.

[TopGun]

There are some very narrow minded people on here....didnt realise so many people are afraid of foreigners....

 

Pussies

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xenophobia

 

Makes me laugh at the thickies on here too.

[Deppo]

Having to support Saints.

[Dicko]

Makes me laugh at the thickies on here too.

 

Did you know the BNP has the fastest growing membership out of all political parties in the UK?

 

I think some people's attitudes on here is simply a reflection of how society feels

[TopGun]

Did you know the BNP has the fastest growing membership out of all political parties in the UK?

 

I think some people's attitudes on here is simply a reflection of how society feels

 

In that case just ban thickies from having the vote!

[CabbageFace]

In that case just ban thickies from having the vote!

 

Yeah vote Labour, they will sort this ****ry out.

 

Blah.

[The King]

I'm glad to be mentioned twice on Stu's list. It's gratifying in that he doesn't annoy me at all. Proves once and for all that he is by far the most easily wound up, "take the internet seriously" kind of chap on here.

 

Im afraid that is you

[swastika eyes]

1. People who post messages saying that they have become parents. I dont care, i dont know you i'm not interested. Posting that you have become grandparents is even more ridiculous, cringeworthy and sickening.

2. People who reply to "I have just become a parent/grandparent" saying "oh well done, congratualtions" . You don't mean it so why say it.

3. Having to take a blue pill to get a hard on one hour before sex.

4. Premature ejaculation.

5. Those little insects that live in my pubes and around the base of my shaft just under the skin.

6. Porn clips without the money shot.

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

1. People who post messages saying that they have become parents. I dont care, i dont know you i'm not interested. Posting that you have become grandparents is even more ridiculous, cringeworthy and sickening.

2. People who reply to "I have just become a parent/grandparent" saying "oh well done, congratualtions" . You don't mean it so why say it.

3. Having to take a blue pill to get a hard on one hour before sex.

4. Premature ejaculation.

5. Those little insects that live in my pubes and around the base of my shaft just under the skin.

6. Porn clips without the money shot.

 

You're one angry little fella are'nt you?

 

I think points 3, 4 and 5 may go some way to explaining this though

[equalizer]

Phil Collins on Room 101 last night, not putting himself into Room 101. What a wasted chance!!

 

In fact Room 101 since Paul "lets put everything in" Merton took over from the Superior Nick Han****.

[Deppo]

Nick Han**** is a ****.

[Denzil]

What a spastic.

 

I forgot about them, well done Plastic Saint.

 

I've also thought of some more;

 

The Monarchy

All of the royals

Politicians

Paedophiles

Rapists

Online gamers

Goths

Rich people

Labour voters

Welsh people

People who leave the packet on their air freshener in their car

[Barfy]

People who switch on their rear fog lights just because there is a bit of mist around in the mornings.

 

Dairy Milk for giving the impression that Phil Collins is in some way cool.

[Scudamore]

People who leave the packet on their air freshener in their car

 

But it dries out too quickly. And floods the car with way too much stink...

[Appy]

People who come in the shop and ask for 10 Richmond/mayfair etc and then come back in 5 minutes later and say 'nah I want Superkings'

 

... did you ask for Superkings? NO

... did you have time to look at the cigarettes before putting them in your pocket? YES.

 

FFS, this always happens too... why should I have to double check with most customers whether they want Superkings or not? mongs.

 

I see you do the same job as me. Yes they are complete ****s.

 

Also people that try and ask me if its the correct cigarette brand. I'm not a complete ****ing mong.

[StuRomseySaint]

I'm glad to be mentioned twice on Stu's list. It's gratifying in that he doesn't annoy me at all. Proves once and for all that he is by far the most easily wound up, "take the internet seriously" kind of chap on here.

 

Errr, Ginge, I mentioned you 3 times in my list.

[Denzil]

But it dries out too quickly. And floods the car with way too much stink...

 

 

No excuse. It looks ridiculous.

[View From The Top]

• Men who don't live with their kids, think they are Billy Big Balls, and then moan on an internet message board that their kids, who they very rarely see, are stopping them going out on New Years Eve.
  
• Finch, Tiggs, Plastic and the other w@nkers of their ilk. Gimps of the highest order.
  
• Stone Island wearing plastic wannabie "lads".
  
• 99.9% of people on here.
  

[simo]

Managers telling you its job and knock then getting you to do other things because you worked like **** and you finished earlier than he thought!

 

People moaning for **** all!

 

Rude drivers!

 

I'm a better fan that you because i did......... people!

[saint_stevo]

i think Phil Collins is cool

[Deppo]

What about Phil Cool?

[Atticus Finch of Maycomb]

• men who don't live with their kids, think they are billy big balls, and then moan on an internet message board that their kids, who they very rarely see, are stopping them going out on new years eve.
  
• finch, tiggs, plastic and the other w@nkers of their ilk. Gimps of the highest order.
  
• stone island wearing plastic wannabie "lads".
  
• 99.9% of people on here.
  

 

woooooooooooooooooooooooohooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[saint_stevo]

When groups of lads/girls wear stupid tshirts for holiday like "Ibiza 08" and some stupid nickname.

 

we do that

[saint_stevo]

Smegma is annoying me

[equalizer]

Parents with mobile phones! Why have one if your not going to answer it?? As for text messages, well it would be quicker to send a carrier pigeon!!

 

Also people who I lend DVD's to who after three months still haven't watched it!! If its not your "cup of tea" then tell me when I offer it to you don't wait for me to ask if you liked it and then say it ffs!

[Saint in Paradise]

Groups of lads walking down a street on holiday shouting "You Wot, You Wot"

 

 

Well stop doing that then

[Atticus Finch of Maycomb]

racists

[TopGun]

The new style lids on the top of fruit juice cartons. They're a bugger to open, the juice pours badly and you cant drink direct from the carton.

[saint_stevo]

working on a sunday, driving for an hour to do a job then realises you left the desired hardware at home. Oh and its sunny too

[TopGun]

* Burglar alarms that go on and on. Should be a criminal offence in itself.

* Little ******s riding about on their ****ty little scooters.

 

Both are spoiling my Sunday.

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

Only having 2 days off per 5 days working. Should be the other way around!

[equalizer]

White people with dreadlocks, somebody needs to tell them that they look like a ****!

 

People who wear their wrist watch with the face on the bottom of their wrist, so when checking the time they have to twist their whole arm to look at it. I'm mean why make something thats so simple more of an effort?

Edited 11 October, 2008 by equalizer

[rocknrollman no2]

Any reality show on tv.

Its just cheap rubbish tv.

[Appy]

Those heely shoes kids wear. Whats the point ffs!