Pancake Posted 24 September, 2008 Share Posted 24 September, 2008 1. People that leave 5 voice mails within 15 mins trying to get hold of you even thought your mail box says your on leave. ****ing idiots. 2. The fact that "Roses In The Hospital" inst on "Forever Delayed". For ****s sake. 3. Fag butts on the pavement outside of your driveway. ****ing wasters. 4. "Would you say that in real life" on internet message boards. ****ing fools. 5. The Kooks. ****ing ****s. 6. Faulty guitar leads. Why do they give out in the middle of a frantic bit of riffing and shape throwing? 7. Optical Mouse going mad and moving the cursor all over the place for no reason. 8. People in Metallica and Motorhead t-shirts from TopMan. ****ing ****s, **** off. 9. Oiks that think its funny to write "If U read dis U R gayz" on the back of train seats. 10. Dave Mustaine ****ing with the guitar sounds on the Megadeth remasters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_saints Posted 24 September, 2008 Share Posted 24 September, 2008 People who leave a gap every few seconds when telling you something, hoping for a "yeah" of acknowledgment that you're listening every time they do it. Just f**king get on with it you c**t!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scummer Posted 24 September, 2008 Share Posted 24 September, 2008 I do six of your list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dicko Posted 24 September, 2008 Share Posted 24 September, 2008 People that write on toliet walls - 'If you want sex phone 07766........' I always seem to get a very pizzed off middle aged man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancake Posted 24 September, 2008 Author Share Posted 24 September, 2008 People who leave a gap every few seconds when telling you something, hoping for a "yeah" of acknowledgment that you're listening every time they do it. Just f**king get on with it you c**t!! you should just nod at them as they talk. It takes away the need for the pause and the "yeah".... oh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancake Posted 24 September, 2008 Author Share Posted 24 September, 2008 I do six of your list. You're a faulty guitar lead? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_saints Posted 24 September, 2008 Share Posted 24 September, 2008 He does the kooks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 24 September, 2008 Share Posted 24 September, 2008 Agree with 5 of your list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancake Posted 24 September, 2008 Author Share Posted 24 September, 2008 Agree with 5 of your list. Voice Mail, Optical Mouse, Fag Butts, Kooks and Oiks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CabbageFace Posted 24 September, 2008 Share Posted 24 September, 2008 People that complain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 24 September, 2008 Share Posted 24 September, 2008 People who write strange rants on internet forums on a Wednesday afternoon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the stain Posted 24 September, 2008 Share Posted 24 September, 2008 The world and everybody else. Except I love them. But I hate them. Or maybe I just hate myself... :smt022 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopGun Posted 24 September, 2008 Share Posted 24 September, 2008 Low IQ main boarders. Especially today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scummer Posted 24 September, 2008 Share Posted 24 September, 2008 You're a faulty guitar lead? No I go into shops and chew them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint francis Posted 24 September, 2008 Share Posted 24 September, 2008 (edited) Looking in the fridge for bacon, and there being no bacon there. Edited 24 September, 2008 by saint francis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint francis Posted 24 September, 2008 Share Posted 24 September, 2008 Running out of tea bags is pretty serious too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancake Posted 24 September, 2008 Author Share Posted 24 September, 2008 People who write strange rants on internet forums on a Wednesday afternoon. Long and boring phone conf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CabbageFace Posted 24 September, 2008 Share Posted 24 September, 2008 Complicated Women Relationships. Do my head in atm. :-( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the stain Posted 24 September, 2008 Share Posted 24 September, 2008 Looking in the fridge for bacon, and their being no bacon there. When the bacon's there but it's gone bad and you can't eat it. That one really smarts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dicko Posted 24 September, 2008 Share Posted 24 September, 2008 Deceitful women who have lovely clear complexions, and ruin the moment when they show their spotty arse Frauds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 24 September, 2008 Share Posted 24 September, 2008 People who copy your threads and ad them in a few months later under a different title. 'Grievances' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_saints Posted 24 September, 2008 Share Posted 24 September, 2008 Complicated Women Relationships. Do my head in atm. :-( I have seen your facebook status change to "It's complicated" Never go back CF!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 24 September, 2008 Share Posted 24 September, 2008 Complicated Women Relationships. Do my head in atm. :-( Ditch her and move on. You broke up for a reason, that reason will rear it's ugly (probably uglier by now) head again sooner or later Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_saints Posted 24 September, 2008 Share Posted 24 September, 2008 Ditch her and move on. You broke up for a reason, that reason will rear it's ugly (probably uglier by now) head again sooner or later Says you..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StuRomseySaint Posted 24 September, 2008 Share Posted 24 September, 2008 1) People ( predominantly Asian ) who put a box of tissues on their parcel shelf in their car. 2) P*rtsmouth 3) Students 4) Illegal Immigrants 5) Ginger people who insist their hair is 'strawberry blonde' 6) People who go on holiday for 2 weeks to the USA and come back with an American accent. 7) Robsk 8 ) People who are big enough mugs to pay £5 to post on an innernet forum. 9) Boy Racers in Renault Clio's 10) Polish who open your boot for you when you are unloading to do a Car Boot Sale 11) Indian Call Centres 12) Robsk 13) Rupert Lowe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CabbageFace Posted 24 September, 2008 Share Posted 24 September, 2008 Ditch her and move on. You broke up for a reason, that reason will rear it's ugly (probably uglier by now) head again sooner or later Its not her spoon face, its a new bird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CabbageFace Posted 24 September, 2008 Share Posted 24 September, 2008 9) Boy Racers in Renault Clio's Im number 9 on the list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_saints Posted 24 September, 2008 Share Posted 24 September, 2008 People in the army. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penfold Posted 24 September, 2008 Share Posted 24 September, 2008 Lazy sods who don't work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CabbageFace Posted 24 September, 2008 Share Posted 24 September, 2008 I have seen your facebook status change to "It's complicated" Never go back CF!! Im not back with that wench, ffs. This is another bird, and this is actually very complicated, so much so im thinking it may be better off not bothering, even thou she is hot and i have fancied her forever and visa versa on her part. Mongalage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penfold Posted 24 September, 2008 Share Posted 24 September, 2008 Im not back with that wench, ffs. This is another bird, and this is actually very complicated, so much so im thinking it may be better off not bothering, even thou she is hot and i have fancied her forever and visa versa on her part. Mongalage. Have you slipped her the length yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_saints Posted 24 September, 2008 Share Posted 24 September, 2008 If she's hot, then just get with her for a while and when you're bored of teh secks, jog her on. It's what women are for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancake Posted 24 September, 2008 Author Share Posted 24 September, 2008 Oi, you ****ing Emos get off my ****ing thread. ****s. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CabbageFace Posted 24 September, 2008 Share Posted 24 September, 2008 Have you slipped her the length yet? I would rather not comment on this as i could be killed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Durleyfos Posted 24 September, 2008 Share Posted 24 September, 2008 I would rather not comment on this as i could be killed. I took that as a 'Yes' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dicko Posted 24 September, 2008 Share Posted 24 September, 2008 If she's hot, then just get with her for a while and when you're bored of teh secks, jog her on. It's what women are for. Indeed Once she's served her purpose, it's always nice to go hunting for fresh meat. Just get a dishwasher if you are worried about dirty plates Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 24 September, 2008 Share Posted 24 September, 2008 Eastenders script writers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robsk II Posted 24 September, 2008 Share Posted 24 September, 2008 I'm glad to be mentioned twice on Stu's list. It's gratifying in that he doesn't annoy me at all. Proves once and for all that he is by far the most easily wound up, "take the internet seriously" kind of chap on here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CabbageFace Posted 24 September, 2008 Share Posted 24 September, 2008 I took that as a 'Yes' I would divulge further but 1) Pancake is getting all stroppy 2) Im not sure announcing this deep dark secret on the interweb is the best idea (she isnt my sister or mum) 3) im a attention whore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_saints Posted 24 September, 2008 Share Posted 24 September, 2008 CF, is this a similar situtation to when a virgin says they lost their virginity, and when asked who to, they reply with "Oh you wouldn't know her"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintrich Posted 24 September, 2008 Share Posted 24 September, 2008 People who come in the shop and ask for 10 Richmond/mayfair etc and then come back in 5 minutes later and say 'nah I want Superkings' ... did you ask for Superkings? NO ... did you have time to look at the cigarettes before putting them in your pocket? YES. FFS, this always happens too... why should I have to double check with most customers whether they want Superkings or not? mongs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CabbageFace Posted 24 September, 2008 Share Posted 24 September, 2008 CF, is this a similar situtation to when a virgin says they lost their virginity, and when asked who to, they reply with "Oh you wouldn't know her"? Nope not at all. Although that got me through 1 hard year at school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marsdinho Posted 24 September, 2008 Share Posted 24 September, 2008 1) Woman who bring their babies into work and think that you are as interested in their "little darling" as they are, ****ing get a ****ing life for ****s sake. 2) People that think that, just because a call center is in India its any less helpful than one in England. 3) People who think that I want to cook dinner when I get in. I dont, what I want to do is have a big **** off smoke and a cup of tea then a mong in front of the telly. 4) Every single sports team that i support (Saints, England football team, England Cricket team, Hampshire) playing like a bunch of ****s 5) ****ing **** on the telly all year round....****ing X factor,****ing come dancing, ****ing cookery programs, ****ing CSI, ****ing americas next top model, ****ing secret millionaire, The one ****ing show, any ****ing american program....for ****s sake. 6) God botherers, jesus****ingchrist... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 24 September, 2008 Share Posted 24 September, 2008 Says you..... Yes exactly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 24 September, 2008 Share Posted 24 September, 2008 1) Woman who bring their babies into work and think that you are as interested in their "little darling" as they are, ****ing get a ****ing life for ****s sake. 2) People that think that, just because a call center is in India its any less helpful than one in England. 3) People who think that I want to cook dinner when I get in. I dont, what I want to do is have a big **** off smoke and a cup of tea then a mong in front of the telly. 4) Every single sports team that i support (Saints, England football team, England Cricket team, Hampshire) playing like a bunch of ****s 5) ****ing **** on the telly all year round....****ing X factor,****ing come dancing, ****ing cookery programs, ****ing CSI, ****ing americas next top model, ****ing secret millionaire, The one ****ing show, any ****ing american program....for ****s sake. 6) God botherers, jesus****ingchrist... Good one! some woman bought her giblet in the other day and another woman walked off with it for a while, i came rushing into the office where the mother sat drinking tea and said, oh my god ive just seen Julie drop a baby in the corridor. I lol'd, the mother cried Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_saints Posted 24 September, 2008 Share Posted 24 September, 2008 Good one! some woman bought her giblet in the other day and another woman walked off with it for a while, i came rushing into the office where the mother sat drinking tea and said, oh my god ive just seen Julie drop a baby in the corridor. I lol'd, the mother cried Not true story? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 24 September, 2008 Share Posted 24 September, 2008 Not true story? tis true but changed names, like Crimewatch Oh and she didn't cry, added 4 effect Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the stain Posted 24 September, 2008 Share Posted 24 September, 2008 The woman with the perpetually screaming baby in Winchester library this lunchtime. It doesn't know how to ****ing speak yet, you ignorant *****. Shouting 'shut up!' at it will be far less effective than e.g. comforting it, feeding it, taking it home for a nap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notnowcato Posted 24 September, 2008 Share Posted 24 September, 2008 Gheyers opening up dead freds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denzil Posted 24 September, 2008 Share Posted 24 September, 2008 The Old Bill Stewards Traffic wardens Magistrates Immigrants Pub landlords Students The unemployed Queers Tramps Beggars Skates Northerners Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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