CabbageFace Posted 24 September, 2008 Share Posted 24 September, 2008 Anyone ever had one on here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_saints Posted 24 September, 2008 Share Posted 24 September, 2008 Nah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robsk II Posted 24 September, 2008 Share Posted 24 September, 2008 My mum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dicko Posted 24 September, 2008 Share Posted 24 September, 2008 Did anyone watch the C4 sex education programme last night? 14 & 15 year-old girls learning how to put on condoms Quite liked the bit where they grabbed the base of the cucumber & gently rolled it down Quality TV Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robsk II Posted 24 September, 2008 Share Posted 24 September, 2008 It's been part of my job for the last 4 years... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CabbageFace Posted 24 September, 2008 Author Share Posted 24 September, 2008 It's been part of my job for the last 4 years... Work in Sainsburys? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CabbageFace Posted 24 September, 2008 Author Share Posted 24 September, 2008 If only it was as easy as a cucumber in real life I find cucumbers one the easiest fruits out there, along with bananana's and celery, tomotoes to messy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_saints Posted 24 September, 2008 Share Posted 24 September, 2008 I don't wear condoms. It's like playing a piano with gardening gloves. I'm a gambling man anyway so I'll take the risk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Durleyfos Posted 24 September, 2008 Share Posted 24 September, 2008 My mum Don't be so hard on yourself. Try and improve your self esteem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 24 September, 2008 Share Posted 24 September, 2008 Condoms- Like taking a shower with a rain coat on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint francis Posted 24 September, 2008 Share Posted 24 September, 2008 It's been part of my job for the last 4 years... I can hear it now. "Sorry girls, the shop ran out of cucumbers again this morning........" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robsk II Posted 24 September, 2008 Share Posted 24 September, 2008 Hmm. Probably not worth the jail sentence / loss of job etc. Mind you, it can be a bit awful, because some of them you can look at, quite objectively, and know that if you were 15/16, you'd fancy them. Of course, subectively, you don't, but you know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dicko Posted 24 September, 2008 Share Posted 24 September, 2008 Hmm. Probably not worth the jail sentence / loss of job etc. Mind you, it can be a bit awful, because some of them you can look at, quite objectively, and know that if you were 15/16, you'd fancy them. Of course, subectively, you don't, but you know. PMSL You're venturing back towards your thread from 2 weeks ago! Fantasising about something perverted is OK, until you act upon it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint francis Posted 24 September, 2008 Share Posted 24 September, 2008 Robsk's students go through their teenage years wondering why the cucumbers in the shops are a strange green colour and lack the "ginger roots" they're used to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dicko Posted 24 September, 2008 Share Posted 24 September, 2008 Do you have any Incredible Hulk gags? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CabbageFace Posted 24 September, 2008 Author Share Posted 24 September, 2008 Do you have any Incredible Hulk gags? Is he mouthing off again then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_saints Posted 24 September, 2008 Share Posted 24 September, 2008 I gagged someone with my incredible hulk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robsk II Posted 24 September, 2008 Share Posted 24 September, 2008 PMSL You're venturing back towards your thread from 2 weeks ago! Fantasising about something perverted is OK, until you act upon it In fairness, clearly I'm being tongue in cheek. Equally, it would be idiotic to dimply deny that some 16 year old women are technically attractive, on a fundamental level. It's very, very different to them being 12, 13 or younger, you know? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dicko Posted 24 September, 2008 Share Posted 24 September, 2008 In fairness, clearly I'm being tongue in cheek. Equally, it would be idiotic to dimply deny that some 16 year old women are technically attractive, on a fundamental level. It's very, very different to them being 12, 13 or younger, you know? True A 16 year-old girl is a young woman :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robsk II Posted 24 September, 2008 Share Posted 24 September, 2008 Yep. I think the biological imperative makes finding some women who are 16,17 etc attractive, in a normal state. Not so what we were discussing the other day. Though there are some similarities, in that you still base your actions around instinct versus social rules, ethics etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 24 September, 2008 Share Posted 24 September, 2008 Yep. I think the biological imperative makes finding some women who are 16,17 etc attractive, in a normal state. Not so what we were discussing the other day. Though there are some similarities, in that you still base your actions around instinct versus social rules, ethics etc. i have no idea what this means. does it mean you would nail a 16 or 17yr old if they were fittehs? Cos i would. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CabbageFace Posted 24 September, 2008 Author Share Posted 24 September, 2008 Likewise stevo. lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_saints Posted 24 September, 2008 Share Posted 24 September, 2008 16 is the maximum age I go for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 24 September, 2008 Share Posted 24 September, 2008 if i aint gonna get arrested for it, and its worth doing (meh prob even if it aint) then im gonna bloody do it. Its all giggles eh, and who cares? Im not hurting anyone. Probably Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 24 September, 2008 Share Posted 24 September, 2008 if i aint gonna get arrested for it, and its worth doing (meh prob even if it aint) then im gonna bloody do it. Its all giggles eh, and who cares? Im not hurting anyone. Probably Nope you're right, you certainly wouldnt hurt anyone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 24 September, 2008 Share Posted 24 September, 2008 Did anyone watch the C4 sex education programme last night? 14 & 15 year-old girls learning how to put on condoms Quite liked the bit where they grabbed the base of the cucumber & gently rolled it down Quality TV I had this on in the background while playing FM08, the non preggers naked girl was a fitty. She had nice bewbs too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponty Posted 24 September, 2008 Share Posted 24 September, 2008 16 is to old This stopped being funny (was it ever funny?) months ago. Give it a rest. Oh, and it's "too" not "to". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponty Posted 24 September, 2008 Share Posted 24 September, 2008 Dammit, I meant to say; That joke has turned 16 now. Give it a rest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponty Posted 24 September, 2008 Share Posted 24 September, 2008 I wonder why they say it? FTR I have asked for it all to be stopped before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 24 September, 2008 Share Posted 24 September, 2008 It all seems a little close to the bone.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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