StuRomseySaint Posted 30 April, 2010 Posted 30 April, 2010 Was from Watford, did he not move South somewhere. Winchester ? Yes. He was their MP... He's still from Watford though and he is still a wrongun. I am glad you have given up trying to talk about football and are now engaging in a conversation about rent boys... much more down your (chocolate) alley.
Turkish Posted 30 April, 2010 Author Posted 30 April, 2010 Oh this forum does make me laugh!!! Quite right too, this was a serious post about a possible new signing and as usual its got into mud slinging from the same old protagonists.
chrisobee Posted 30 April, 2010 Posted 30 April, 2010 Yes. He was their MP... He's still from Watford though and he is still a wrongun. I am glad you have given up trying to talk about football and are now engaging in a conversation about rent boys... much more down your (chocolate) alley. No, I think you're confusing me with someone else, yourself maybe ?
chrisobee Posted 30 April, 2010 Posted 30 April, 2010 (edited) Quite right too, this was a serious post about a possible new signing and as usual its got into mud slinging from the same old protagonists. No, I'm not a protagonist TBH Edited 30 April, 2010 by chrisobee Cant spell :(
StuRomseySaint Posted 30 April, 2010 Posted 30 April, 2010 No, I'm not a protaganist TBH brb, just off to Google what protaganist means.
chrisobee Posted 30 April, 2010 Posted 30 April, 2010 brb, just off to Google what protaganist means. Oh dear, have I made a typo, how careless.
Turkish Posted 30 April, 2010 Author Posted 30 April, 2010 Oh dear, have I made a typo, how careless. Shut up you ****.
Turkish Posted 30 April, 2010 Author Posted 30 April, 2010 brb, just off to Google what protaganist means. Shut up you ****.
chrisobee Posted 30 April, 2010 Posted 30 April, 2010 Shut up you ****. He was referring to my typo I believe !!
StuRomseySaint Posted 30 April, 2010 Posted 30 April, 2010 Oh dear, have I made a typo, how careless. On my keyboard the 'a' and 'o' are on different sides of the keyboard. As such, your typo claim is invalid, rent boy.
Turkish Posted 30 April, 2010 Author Posted 30 April, 2010 He was referring to my typo I believe !! Yes i know but had copied the wrong post. To busy dreaming about Xavi pulling the strings of our midfield.
chrisobee Posted 30 April, 2010 Posted 30 April, 2010 On my keyboard the 'a' and 'o' are on different sides of the keyboard. As such, your typo claim is invalid, rent boy. As I said keep stirring, your nonsense means nothing to me,
chrisobee Posted 30 April, 2010 Posted 30 April, 2010 Yes i know but had copied the wrong post. To busy dreaming about Xavi pulling the strings of our midfield. Well you are allowed to dream, that I grant you !
doggface Posted 30 April, 2010 Posted 30 April, 2010 I am ITK on this one, we pulled out of the Xavi deal as he was considered too small by pards. We have switched our attention to Dawn French who will run our midfield next season. "Think BIG"
Ludwig Posted 30 April, 2010 Posted 30 April, 2010 BTW are you referring to Elton John or George Michael !? Pinner and Radlett, respectively, neither of those is Watford.
chrisobee Posted 30 April, 2010 Posted 30 April, 2010 Pinner and Radlett, respectively, neither of those is Watford. Elton John was of course Chairman of Watford, Radlett has a Watford postcode and the tax/NI of one Georgios Kyriacos Panayiotou was not surprisingly dealt with in Watford so there is a link TBH
Turkish Posted 30 April, 2010 Author Posted 30 April, 2010 We have switched our attention to Dawn French who will run our midfield next season. "Think BIG" thats not a good idea, since she split up with lenny Henry she's been on hunger strike, Doctors have given her 40 years.
Turkish Posted 30 April, 2010 Author Posted 30 April, 2010 Well you are allowed to dream, that I grant you ! I day dream about far more exciting things than Xavi in a saints shirt. Lucy Pinder out of one for starters.
chrisobee Posted 30 April, 2010 Posted 30 April, 2010 I day dream about far more exciting things than Xavi in a saints shirt. Lucy Pinder out of one for starters. Well that's a reality isn't it !
Hatch Posted 30 April, 2010 Posted 30 April, 2010 I day dream about far more exciting things than Xavi in a saints shirt. Lucy Pinder out of one for starters. No left foot. Lack of pace.
Turkish Posted 30 April, 2010 Author Posted 30 April, 2010 (edited) No left foot. Lack of pace. Great up front and loves good hard tackle though. Edited 30 April, 2010 by Turkish
Bakovnetski Posted 30 April, 2010 Posted 30 April, 2010 What about 'Avi ? that would work. Plus you'd save £2.50 on the missing letter. Or even 'Avit maybe? Or is that sailing too close to the back door element to this thread?
Dibden Purlieu Saint Posted 30 April, 2010 Posted 30 April, 2010 We want a goal scoring midfielder, and Xavi isn't that. Also I can't see him displacing Hammond. Perhaps a cheeky bid for Messi. Was promising a few years ago but seems to have lost his way. Perhaps Pardew could get the best out of him, like Antonio.
SuperMikey Posted 30 April, 2010 Posted 30 April, 2010 I'm ITK on this one actually, I saw him shopping for pants in Matalan last weekend, thought it was odd that he was here in So'ton, but now I know why. Could be a half decent signing, would struggle to get in the team ahead of Wotton though tbh.
Saint_Jonny Posted 30 April, 2010 Posted 30 April, 2010 I got pulled aside by a security guard down at st.marys last week and he showed me pictures of Xavi signing for saints for £5million. Believe me though because I know the guard we are best friends.
Saint Stimp Posted 30 April, 2010 Posted 30 April, 2010 Great up front and loves good hard tackle though. If this isn't an innuendo I don't know what is..
SuperMikey Posted 30 April, 2010 Posted 30 April, 2010 I got pulled aside by a security guard down at st.marys last week and he showed me pictures of Xavi signing for saints for £5million. Believe me though because I know the guard we are best friends. LMAO
Dibden Purlieu Saint Posted 30 April, 2010 Posted 30 April, 2010 I got pulled off by a security guard down at st.marys last week and he showed me pictures of him spaffing on Rupert Lowes face for £5. Believe me though, that is 5 pound well spent, and it's up here in the w@nk bank now. You sick bastard, what is wrong with you?
Saint_Jonny Posted 30 April, 2010 Posted 30 April, 2010 You sick bastard, what is wrong with you? haha brilliant, to be fair id pay a fiver to see that
Dibden Purlieu Saint Posted 30 April, 2010 Posted 30 April, 2010 haha brilliant, to be fair id pay a fiver to see that The off white would contrast nicely with his rosy red cheeks. I sense I have gone too far.
Legod Third Coming Posted 30 April, 2010 Posted 30 April, 2010 Two pints of what the opening poster is drinking please.
Turkish Posted 30 April, 2010 Author Posted 30 April, 2010 Two pints of what the opening poster is drinking please. two pints of ambition with an aiming for the top chaser coming your way son.
SuperMikey Posted 30 April, 2010 Posted 30 April, 2010 The off white would contrast nicely with his rosy red cheeks. I sense I have gone too far. Nobody said there was spanking involved..
chrisobee Posted 30 April, 2010 Posted 30 April, 2010 Nobody said there was spanking involved.. Not until you mentioned it no
Legod Third Coming Posted 30 April, 2010 Posted 30 April, 2010 two pints of ambition with an aiming for the top chaser coming your way son. Touché mon ami, touché... (But really, if you were ambitious you would make Barca an offer for Messi and Xavi with an Iniesta chaser...)
The Worm Posted 30 April, 2010 Posted 30 April, 2010 not good enough to even clean Wotton's boots IMO
Super_Saint Posted 30 April, 2010 Posted 30 April, 2010 A midfield of Messi Morgan Xavi Lallana would probably do well in this league. I see Raul Isn't getting much games for Real Madrid anymore maybe he is worth a shout. He might be a bit old now but hcdaj in this league. Also, I remember Mourinho saying "I love the English football culture and I will return to this country one day, for sure." maybe?.
Turkish Posted 1 May, 2010 Author Posted 1 May, 2010 A midfield of Messi Morgan Xavi Lallana would probably do well in this league. I see Raul Isn't getting much games for Real Madrid anymore maybe he is worth a shout. He might be a bit old now but hcdaj in this league. Also, I remember Mourinho saying "I love the English football culture and I will return to this country one day, for sure." maybe?. to lightweight, Messi wouldn't cope in league One, as Lawrie Mac would say you need violinists and road sweepers in every team. I'd prefer a bid for Steven Gerrard, he is unsettled at Liverpool and we could tempt them with a bid of £40m. I also think we should be looking at Ribery, he wants out at Bayern and what with his love of hookers we could put him in touch with Avram Grant who could recomend the local hospitality, that might clinch the deal. I'd play 3 in midfield, Gerrard, Xavi and Morgan with Lallana & Ribery out wide and Ricky through the middle, thats of course if we cant tempt Samuel Eto from Inter.
JustMike Posted 1 May, 2010 Posted 1 May, 2010 After Barcelonas faliure to win the champions league this season Xavi might been looking for a move elsewhere. He has often said he likes playing for ambitious clubs, which we are. He has also spoken of his admiration for Matt Le Tissler so obviously has a knowledge and love for Saints. We could do with a creative midfielder and he certainly is that and would fit the bill of a player who we could build a squad for the premier league with. With our billionaire owner we could afford him. Maybe this is not as far fetched as it sounds. I wonder....... haha i want some of what you're on
scotty Posted 1 May, 2010 Posted 1 May, 2010 Who knows ? 45 years of following Saints maybe :smt102 BTW are you referring to Elton John or George Michael !? doesnt matter which, their both tw*ts
JustMike Posted 2 May, 2010 Posted 2 May, 2010 two pints of ambition with an aiming for the top chaser coming your way son. hahaha from Barcelona to L1 Saints...mmmm 3 pints of what you are on
LA77 Posted 2 May, 2010 Posted 2 May, 2010 hahaha from Barcelona to L1 Saints...mmmm 3 pints of what you are on or a whhhoooooooshhhh for you and the others maybe?
Patrick Bateman Posted 4 May, 2010 Posted 4 May, 2010 After Barcelonas faliure to win the champions league this season Xavi might been looking for a move elsewhere. He has often said he likes playing for ambitious clubs, which we are. He has also spoken of his admiration for Matt Le Tissler so obviously has a knowledge and love for Saints. We could do with a creative midfielder and he certainly is that and would fit the bill of a player who we could build a squad for the premier league with. With our billionaire owner we could afford him. Maybe this is not as far fetched as it sounds. I wonder....... Good shout. Maybe you heard from the same taxi driver as me who picked him up from Southampton Airport and drove him to the training ground?
chrisobee Posted 4 May, 2010 Posted 4 May, 2010 doesnt matter which, their both tw*ts True, they are !
Matthew Le Tissier Posted 4 May, 2010 Posted 4 May, 2010 Isnt he like 30 years old......NO THANKS rickie lambert will be 30 in just over a year and a half. will you will wanting him out come then if hes still here?
rolosfc Posted 5 May, 2010 Posted 5 May, 2010 Too old, too lightweight and too bigger ego. I can't understand why some fans on here even consider signing new central midfielders when we have the legend that is Paul Wotton on our books. Ridiculous
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