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Was from Watford, did he not move South somewhere. Winchester ?

 

Yes. He was their MP... He's still from Watford though and he is still a wrongun.

 

I am glad you have given up trying to talk about football and are now engaging in a conversation about rent boys... much more down your (chocolate) alley.

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Oh this forum does make me laugh!!!

 

Quite right too, this was a serious post about a possible new signing and as usual its got into mud slinging from the same old protagonists.

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Yes. He was their MP... He's still from Watford though and he is still a wrongun.

 

I am glad you have given up trying to talk about football and are now engaging in a conversation about rent boys... much more down your (chocolate) alley.

 

No, I think you're confusing me with someone else, yourself maybe ?

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Quite right too, this was a serious post about a possible new signing and as usual its got into mud slinging from the same old protagonists.

 

No, I'm not a protagonist TBH

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Cant spell :(
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He was referring to my typo I believe !!

 

Yes i know but had copied the wrong post. To busy dreaming about Xavi pulling the strings of our midfield.

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On my keyboard the 'a' and 'o' are on different sides of the keyboard.

 

As such, your typo claim is invalid, rent boy.

 

As I said keep stirring, your nonsense means nothing to me,

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Yes i know but had copied the wrong post. To busy dreaming about Xavi pulling the strings of our midfield.

 

Well you are allowed to dream, that I grant you !

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I am ITK on this one, we pulled out of the Xavi deal as he was considered too small by pards.

 

We have switched our attention to Dawn French who will run our midfield next season.

 

"Think BIG"

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Pinner and Radlett, respectively, neither of those is Watford.

 

Elton John was of course Chairman of Watford, Radlett has a Watford postcode and the tax/NI of one Georgios Kyriacos Panayiotou was not surprisingly dealt with in Watford so there is a link TBH

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We have switched our attention to Dawn French who will run our midfield next season.

 

"Think BIG"

 

thats not a good idea, since she split up with lenny Henry she's been on hunger strike, Doctors have given her 40 years.

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Well you are allowed to dream, that I grant you !

 

I day dream about far more exciting things than Xavi in a saints shirt. Lucy Pinder out of one for starters.

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I day dream about far more exciting things than Xavi in a saints shirt. Lucy Pinder out of one for starters.

 

No left foot. Lack of pace.

Posted
What about 'Avi ? that would work. Plus you'd save £2.50 on the missing letter.

 

Or even 'Avit maybe? Or is that sailing too close to the back door element to this thread?

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We want a goal scoring midfielder, and Xavi isn't that. Also I can't see him displacing Hammond. Perhaps a cheeky bid for Messi. Was promising a few years ago but seems to have lost his way. Perhaps Pardew could get the best out of him, like Antonio.

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I'm ITK on this one actually, I saw him shopping for pants in Matalan last weekend, thought it was odd that he was here in So'ton, but now I know why. Could be a half decent signing, would struggle to get in the team ahead of Wotton though tbh.

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I got pulled aside by a security guard down at st.marys last week and he showed me pictures of Xavi signing for saints for £5million. Believe me though because I know the guard we are best friends.

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I got pulled aside by a security guard down at st.marys last week and he showed me pictures of Xavi signing for saints for £5million. Believe me though because I know the guard we are best friends.

 

 

LMAO :lol:

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I got pulled off by a security guard down at st.marys last week and he showed me pictures of him spaffing on Rupert Lowes face for £5. Believe me though, that is 5 pound well spent, and it's up here in the w@nk bank now.

 

You sick bastard, what is wrong with you?

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Two pints of what the opening poster is drinking please.

 

two pints of ambition with an aiming for the top chaser coming your way son.

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A midfield of Messi Morgan Xavi Lallana would probably do well in this league.

 

I see Raul Isn't getting much games for Real Madrid anymore maybe he is worth a shout. He might be a bit old now but hcdaj in this league.

 

Also, I remember Mourinho saying "I love the English football culture and I will return to this country one day, for sure." maybe?.

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A midfield of Messi Morgan Xavi Lallana would probably do well in this league.

 

I see Raul Isn't getting much games for Real Madrid anymore maybe he is worth a shout. He might be a bit old now but hcdaj in this league.

 

Also, I remember Mourinho saying "I love the English football culture and I will return to this country one day, for sure." maybe?.

 

to lightweight, Messi wouldn't cope in league One, as Lawrie Mac would say you need violinists and road sweepers in every team. I'd prefer a bid for Steven Gerrard, he is unsettled at Liverpool and we could tempt them with a bid of £40m. I also think we should be looking at Ribery, he wants out at Bayern and what with his love of hookers we could put him in touch with Avram Grant who could recomend the local hospitality, that might clinch the deal. I'd play 3 in midfield, Gerrard, Xavi and Morgan with Lallana & Ribery out wide and Ricky through the middle, thats of course if we cant tempt Samuel Eto from Inter.

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After Barcelonas faliure to win the champions league this season Xavi might been looking for a move elsewhere. He has often said he likes playing for ambitious clubs, which we are. He has also spoken of his admiration for Matt Le Tissler so obviously has a knowledge and love for Saints. We could do with a creative midfielder and he certainly is that and would fit the bill of a player who we could build a squad for the premier league with. With our billionaire owner we could afford him. Maybe this is not as far fetched as it sounds. I wonder.......

 

haha i want some of what you're on :D

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Who knows ? 45 years of following Saints maybe :smt102

BTW are you referring to Elton John or George Michael !?

 

doesnt matter which, their both tw*ts ;)

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two pints of ambition with an aiming for the top chaser coming your way son.

 

hahaha :rolleyes:

 

from Barcelona to L1 Saints...mmmm 3 pints of what you are on

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hahaha :rolleyes:

 

from Barcelona to L1 Saints...mmmm 3 pints of what you are on

 

or a whhhoooooooshhhh for you and the others maybe?

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After Barcelonas faliure to win the champions league this season Xavi might been looking for a move elsewhere. He has often said he likes playing for ambitious clubs, which we are. He has also spoken of his admiration for Matt Le Tissler so obviously has a knowledge and love for Saints. We could do with a creative midfielder and he certainly is that and would fit the bill of a player who we could build a squad for the premier league with. With our billionaire owner we could afford him. Maybe this is not as far fetched as it sounds. I wonder.......

 

Good shout. Maybe you heard from the same taxi driver as me who picked him up from Southampton Airport and drove him to the training ground?

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Too old, too lightweight and too bigger ego. I can't understand why some fans on here even consider signing new central midfielders when we have the legend that is Paul Wotton on our books. Ridiculous

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