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Robsk II

Robsk II

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Stu, you probably actually know I'm not remotely ginger, so your insults have no effect.

 

This, however, is true: You are a fat, useless, childish lonely moron with a series of ****ed up relationships behind you (because you're a pr*ck) and a really pointless career. You have delusions of being some kind of hard man-entrepeneur-stud without any basis in fact. Christ alone knows how you managed to persuade anyone having kids with you was a good idea. I feel for them, because they're likely to grow up somewhat like you, swelling the ignorant waster underclass that is the real problem in this country.

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Give it to Ron

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Stu, you probably actually know I'm not remotely ginger, so your insults have no effect.

 

This, however, is true: You are a fat, useless, childish lonely moron with a series of ****ed up relationships behind you (because you're a pr*ck) and a really pointless career. You have delusions of being some kind of hard man-entrepeneur-stud without any basis in fact. Christ alone knows how you managed to persuade anyone having kids with you was a good idea. I feel for them, because they're likely to grow up somewhat like you, swelling the ignorant waster underclass that is the real problem in this country.

 

You smooth talking b8sta8rd is that your best chat up line???

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StuRomseySaint

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Stu, you probably actually know I'm not remotely ginger, so your insults have no effect.

 

This, however, is true: You are a fat, useless, childish lonely moron with a series of ****ed up relationships behind you (because you're a pr*ck) and a really pointless career. You have delusions of being some kind of hard man-entrepeneur-stud without any basis in fact. Christ alone knows how you managed to persuade anyone having kids with you was a good idea. I feel for them, because they're likely to grow up somewhat like you, swelling the ignorant waster underclass that is the real problem in this country.

 

Sweet, ( mod's, we are now fair game... as Wob started it, we both agree to not report and not wish to report or be infracted )

 

Now Wob, let me start with the first point... I had a medical today, I am not fat according the the Body Fat Chart, I am 'overfat' ... so get your facts right carrot top.

 

Having said that, my body fat percentage actually puts me between 'average' and 'poor' ( BMI is a load of sh!te for muscle hunks like me, as it purely puts your weight against your height ) ... I could do with losing a stone to be fair, and once it's gone, it's gone, your ginger locks will always be there.

 

With regards to my career... you don't actually know what I do... so hard to comment on that one isn't it, copper top?

 

With regards to the hard-man comment, I don't think of myself as one, but I do know that if I ever had the misfortune to meet you then I would probably put you on the floor before you could say 'ginger stink of wee' .

 

My relationship history is indeed colourful, I pride myself on never being dumped though ( well once, but that only lasted a month so that doesn't count ), not only that, every one of my ex's has always come back for more Stu-lovin' when we have finished, regardless of whether they had a boyfriend... this must mean I am immense in the sack.

 

As with my other business ventures ( I wouldn't really call them that though, more a case of getting a bit of extra pocket money ) , I worked out the other day my return on the things I dabble with, and on a pro-rata basis, based on a 40 hour week... they would net me double the national average wage.

 

And lonely?! Not me... I am off out on the beers in Gillingham tommorow with 20 of my good buddies, probably in London after where we will spunk huge amounts of our immense wages on eastern-European strippers.

 

Ginger people are the problem in this country, I would class people like you as much of a ball-ache as illegal immigrants, gays and John PFC Wes***nk.

 

Now nob off you irrelevent little ginger c*nt.

 

 

 

 

What goes:

 

Brother

Dad

Dad 2

Grandad

Grandma

Mum

 

Robsk's phonebook.

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Deano6

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Sweet, ( mod's, we are now fair game... as Wob started it, we both agree to not report and not wish to report or be infracted )

 

Now Wob, let me start with the first point... I had a medical today, I am not fat according the the Body Fat Chart, I am 'overfat' ... so get your facts right carrot top.

 

Having said that, my body fat percentage actually puts me between 'average' and 'poor' ( BMI is a load of sh!te for muscle hunks like me, as it purely puts your weight against your height ) ... I could do with losing a stone to be fair, and once it's gone, it's gone, your ginger locks will always be there.

 

With regards to my career... you don't actually know what I do... so hard to comment on that one isn't it, copper top?

 

With regards to the hard-man comment, I don't think of myself as one, but I do know that if I ever had the misfortune to meet you then I would probably put you on the floor before you could say 'ginger stink of wee' .

 

My relationship history is indeed colourful, I pride myself on never being dumped though ( well once, but that only lasted a month so that doesn't count ), not only that, every one of my ex's has always come back for more Stu-lovin' when we have finished, regardless of whether they had a boyfriend... this must mean I am immense in the sack.

 

As with my other business ventures ( I wouldn't really call them that though, more a case of getting a bit of extra pocket money ) , I worked out the other day my return on the things I dabble with, and on a pro-rata basis, based on a 40 hour week... they would net me double the national average wage.

 

And lonely?! Not me... I am off out on the beers in Gillingham tommorow with 20 of my good buddies, probably in London after where we will spunk huge amounts of our immense wages on eastern-European strippers.

 

Ginger people are the problem in this country, I would class people like you as much of a ball-ache as illegal immigrants, gays and John PFC Wes***nk.

 

Now nob off you irrelevent little ginger c*nt.

 

 

Worst comeback ever?

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