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Blurgh, I can't stand champagne women. Every mainstream girl these days is a fergie, or a beyonce, or a jordan, or a paris.

 

Gimme a nice, intellectual emo girl every time.

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yeah I can also understand where Jb's coming from and to be honest after a few beers anyone who's not a fatty or a ginger is a target for me (that is until of course I've had too many beers, at which point both those minority groups come back into play).

 

But generally I've never been a blond fan, or a fan of big knockered, bimbo type girls.

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It's still staggering that a man with his premier looks would have to pay for sex with her....

 

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he didn't, apparently the other lads had a whip round and bought him a go with her for his birthday. then a few others fancied a go themselves.

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yeah I can also understand where Jb's coming from and to be honest after a few beers anyone who's not a fatty or a ginger is a target for me (that is until of course I've had too many beers, at which point both those minority groups come back into play).

 

But generally I've never been a blond fan, or a fan of big knockered, bimbo type girls.

 

Yep. The irony is that she'd look better with her natural dark hair instead of the cheap bottle blonde.

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Yep. The irony is that she'd look better with her natural dark hair instead of the cheap bottle blonde.

 

She'd look better with my co.ck in her hand other than that glass of champagne.

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It's still staggering that a man with his premier looks would have to pay for sex with her....

 

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Foul. Wouldn't touch it with yours.

 

She might get it if she wasn't so caked in make-up though...

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She would deffo get it, old crabby loves 16 year old emo girls who do that stupid trout pout look at the camera looking all coy.

 

Im with you saintkip

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She'd look better with my co.ck in her hand other than that glass of champagne.

 

She is holding the drink not because she likes the flavour but because of the status of holding it. Very much a 'look at me and what I have in my hands'. If she had your c ock nobody would be able to see what is in her hands an the effect would be lost, plus her hands may smell for a bit afterwards. She therefore chose the glass of cheap plonk rather than the knob of cheap plonker.

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That is not champagne, HTH.

 

I know it's not a champagne glass, do you think it could be Diamond White or a glass of Blue Nunn?

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