Own up, who has my garden spade

[Jillyanne]

It has just 'disappeared', if anyone knows where it is please let me know. Thanks in advance.

[RedAndWhite91]

Sorry to hijack the thread but if anyone knows where my England flag has gone then please let me know. Thanks in advance.

[Redbul]

I thought I'd lost my sledgehammer the other day, but then it turned up in a dark and distant corner of the shed, so I can empathise with your loss.

 

Might I suggest checking in your dark and distant corners? So to speak....

[for_heaven's_Saint]

Have you checked in the bucket?

[buctootim]

I think they are called 'Groundsmen' now.

[Redbul]

Behind the workbench is usually a good bet too. Or it's been left out in the garden.

[Wiltshire Saint]

Have you checked in the bucket?

 

Don't be so disgusting

[ribbo]

dug took it.

[hamster]

Where did you leave it Jilly?

[ericofarabia]

Cast your mind back to the "how do you get blood stains off the sofa" night, ...... where did you bury the body? It might be there or there abouts.

[Baj]

I had a garden spade once, then Jordan called him in for dinner, the little tike...

[JonnyLove]

I had a garden spade once, then Jordan called him in for dinner, the little tike...

 

I find this a racist reference and I feel you need to give your self an infraction for causing me offence.

[Baj]

no, im taking it back, just like porch monkey.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2DxyAGzGxM

[Saint Keith]

It has just 'disappeared', if anyone knows where it is please let me know. Thanks in advance.

 

ours has gone walkabouts as well. maybe we have a muppet show thief

[scott_saints]

I don't like spades.

[Hatch]

I think they are called 'Groundsmen' now.

 

 

LOL

[badgerx16]

Have you tried looking in your handbag ? That's where women 'lose' most things.

[SNSUN]

I went to the garden centre and I saw spades in spades.

 

Then I went to the Auction rooms and saw lots of lots.

 

Then I went to the cake decorating shop and saw hundreds and thousands of hundreds and thousands.

 

This has been the story of my life, thanks for listening.

 

(And no Jilly, I haven't a clue where your spade is. It's probably in the last place you look.)

[Jillyanne]

The spade is still missing.

[bridge too far]

The spade is still missing.

 

You might have to FORK out for another one.

[Badger]

You might have to FORK out for another one.

 

hoe,hoe...that was funny

[bridge too far]

I thought it was tine we had a pun or two

[bridge too far]

But I didn't want to rake over the old ones.

[Dog]

What sort of spastic loses a spade?

[swastika eyes]

What sort of spastic loses a spade?

 

Cheryl Cole

[hamster]

I went to the garden centre and I saw spades in spades.

 

Then I went to the Auction rooms and saw lots of lots.

 

Then I went to the cake decorating shop and saw hundreds and thousands of hundreds and thousands.

 

This has been the story of my life, thanks for listening.

 

 

Interesting post SN me old son.

 

i once went to a Wales, it a country full of ...

 

 

 

erm....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

...Wales people..

[Deano6]

I had a garden spade once, then Jordan called him in for dinner, the little tike...

 

LOL!!!

 

I love blatant, suggest or implied racism!

[Atticus Finch of Maycomb]

I had a garden spade once, then Jordan called him in for dinner, the little tike...

 

I struggled for ages to decide whether or not this was a racist joke.

 

I decided it didn't qualify, as it isn't actually funny enough to be a joke.

 

(Still f*cking racist though)

[Julian H. Cope]

I always call a spade a spade. Sometimes though I call a hammer, Simon.

[Teddy Nutkins]

I guess if you lost your garden fork as well as your spade, you could shout from your garden................" Where's my fork-in-spade".

[Jillyanne]

I guess if you lost your garden fork as well as your spade, you could shout from your garden................" Where's my fork-in-spade".

 

I can see my fork from here. Still no spade though.

[Teddy Nutkins]

I can see my fork from here. Still no spade though.

 

Do you take your fork to work with you Jill?

[Jillyanne]

Do you take your fork to work with you Jill?

 

I am a lady of leisure, I don't work.

[Teddy Nutkins]

I am a lady of leisure, I don't work.

 

That would explain why you have stains on your sofa.:cool:

[Jillyanne]

That would explain why you have stains on your sofa.:cool:

 

It was the new dog being in season that stained the sofa - it has all been successfully cleaned off now!!!

[Teddy Nutkins]

It was the new dog being in season that stained the sofa - it has all been successfully cleaned off now!!!

 

Good work Jill, good work.