Caption Comp (from the Yeovil game)

[Pilchards]

[Pilchards]

Wilkins to Pardew 'Shall I get a gun and shoot the ****s.'

[Saint Lindford]

My pasty was this big.....

[SOTONS EAST SIDE]

 

You've got this much money! WILKINS: Thats 50x more than you'll ever have!

Or. We missed the goal by this much! WILKINS: Thats coz your s-hit!

Edited 18 April, 2010 by SOTONS EAST SIDE

[Dazza82]

 

 

YMCA

[Thorpe-le-Saint]

As Wilkins brushed the jizz away from his mouth, the Yeovil management demonsrate to the home crowd just how well hung Pardew is!

Edited 18 April, 2010 by Thorpe-le-Saint

[Dellman]

As Wilkins brushed the jizz away from his mouth, the Yeovil management demonsrate to the home crowd just how well hung Pardew is!

Do we need this sort of stuff on a football forum?

[Secret Site Agent]

YMCA

 

Big Fish, Little Fish, Big Fish, Little Fish, Marge Simpson, Push the trolley!!!!

[paulwantsapint]

 

Pardew: Looks about the size of the new saints wallet that Markus has just ordered what do you think Dean

[InvictaSaint]

Ooh arrr, ooh arrr, we is the Yeovil massive innit bruv.

[St_Tel49]

Blond guy "I'm this big a d1ck"

Beardy Guy "..and I'm thi-i-is big a d1ck"

[brightspark]

"You want some of our water? Come and f**king get it!"

[Aardvark]

 

Sod the volcano, we'll fly there ourselves - look, like this!

[Gigersaint]

 

Pardew - "What are you on about? What dance off? This isn't The Roxy on Beat Street, we're here to win a football match!"

[Dibden Purlieu Saint]

 

Yeovil players and fans turn on Alan Pardew, who's seemingly innocuous comments about John Deer kicking Massey Ferguson's ass nearly causes a full scale riot.

[Pilchards]

"You want some of our water? Come and f**king get it!"

 

That's good!!

[Smirking_Saint]

 

There were furious scenes at Yeovil today as Tubes and Dean Gafney were not recognised my Wilkins or Pardew.

[Saint_clark]

What a tramp their manager looks like....

[Thedelldays]

What a tramp their manager looks like....

harsh..he is a very good manager

[dronskisaint]

Pardew

 

'Nope - Your deodorant ain't any more effective than your team'

 

Wilkins

 

'Blonde **** thinks he's a VW van'

[DT]

The Scooby Doo and Shaaggy movie remake was not going well.

[paris]

Come on give us a hug ....

[SFKA South Woodford]

 

The Yeovil branch of the Micheal Jackson fan club weren't impressed with Dean Wilkins attempt at the moonwalk!

[Jesus Reigned]

 

Yeovil manager "FFS Pards, not the shoes/trousers/training top ensemble again".

 

or

 

Yeovil coaching staff "Have you seen the size of our caravan?!"""

[Hatch]

'Well, next year our Stadium will be this big'

[SaintRobbie]

 

We make helicopters here and they look a bit like this!

[LA77]

yeovil lads "And it's all southhhhampton"

[Kaiser Soze]

Anyone know how you copy a picture from the official site? They all seem protected.

[Ponty]

What was actually going on between the benches when that picture was taken?

[hamster]

Simon says.... wave your hands in the air.

 

Simon says.......bite your bottom lip.

 

Simon says....... stand on one leg.

 

Simon says....let us score in injury time.

 

 

 

 

 

....do

 

[Wiltshire Saint]

 

The guys on the left are saying "F*** you and f*** this f***ing place. C****."

[saint_bert]

 

 

Everybody in love,go put your hands up

Everybody in love,go put your hands up

Everybody in love,go put your hands up

Everybody in love,go put your hands up

Everybody in love,go put your hands up

[sfc4prem]

http://img106.imageshack.us/img106/2381/saintsvovvy.jpg

 

YTFC Manager: "Giafranco!?!? What the f**k are you doing here?!?!"

YTFC Assistant Manager: "Zola, put down that f**king prawn sandwich and concentrate on the match!!!"

 

(Dean Wilkins starring as Zola's lookalike)

[TopGun]

We don't need a sponsor at Yeovil either

 

sorry, see below...

Edited 19 April, 2010 by TopGun

[TopGun]

 

We don't need a sponsor at Yeovil either!

[Rory]

Was going to mention Dion Dublin but I won't.

 

The guy in the middle is Jason Dodd.

[krissyboy31]

 

Aaacccciiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiddd!!!!!!!

[Saint_lambden]

 

Yeovil:"OOOOOOOOOOOOO RRRRRRRRRRRRRR.....you wanna starrrrt do ya?

 

Pardew: "what country are these lot from Deano?"

[Reggie Dunlop]

Big fish Little fish card board, oh no thats them cheating bastards from the smelly end of the m27!!!

[John Boy Saint]

 

It weren't no Lee Barnard scoring that goal it was a gurt big worm this big what popped up out of the ground an nodded it in......................... honest this big!!!

[Jack]

 

The Yeovil bench do their best Rickie Lambert impressions:

 

"eh eh, you what, come on then!"

"calm down calm down"

[for_heaven's_Saint]

 

The two decoys distract the Southampton management team as the real Terry Skiverton puts on his rubber gloves and prepares to do some robbing.

[Solent2191]

Have you seen a tractor? It's about this big......... how do I spell my name again??

[Ivan Katalinic's 'tache]

 

Pardew: "how much would it annoy you if we went down to 10 men and pinched an injury time winner?"

[dune]

 

Who you calling a Wotsit!!!

[jeff leopard]

 

"Fantastic result Pards, good luck on the run-in."

 

The Yeovil bench take the last minute winner extremely well.