Viking Warrior Posted 17 April, 2010 Share Posted 17 April, 2010 I know the media come out with some crazy headlines but the following from the local paper amused me "Lessons in skate tagging on offer" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedAndWhite91 Posted 17 April, 2010 Share Posted 17 April, 2010 LESSONS IN SKATE TAGGING ON OFFER Portsmouth's City Centre witnessed a mass riot today as hundreds of residents queued for free skate tagging lessons. However, the feeling of excitement soon turned to fear, as a scruffy group of pikey football fans pushed their way to the front, demanding to see the fish. Desperate volunteers tried to explain that there were no fish on display, and that lessons in tagging would start in a week and that they'd have to register. The men then started to destroy bus shelters and shop windows in their rage. One man, in a tall blue hat and massive clown shoes, screamed "TO THE SOUTHSEA AQUARIUM" and his crew of gypsy lovers followed him in their voyeuristic lust to see fish swimming about in their natural enviroment. More to follow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now