We have sunk so low so fast...

[Hannibal]

even Pompey fans I work with can't be bothered to take the p.ss anymore. Rupert must be reading that book "101 ways to totally f.ck up a football club" sad thing is he is still on the first chapter!

[Badger]

Rupert wrote the intro to said book.

[Weston Super Saint]

And Wilde did chapter 1.