Jillyanne Posted 12 April, 2010 Share Posted 12 April, 2010 Anyone got any tips and no, I haven't stabbed/killed/harmed my Husband. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintkiptanui Posted 12 April, 2010 Share Posted 12 April, 2010 Forgot your tampax Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_saints Posted 12 April, 2010 Share Posted 12 April, 2010 Who did you stab/kill/harm then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 12 April, 2010 Author Share Posted 12 April, 2010 The Lounge people. Serious answers please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintkiptanui Posted 12 April, 2010 Share Posted 12 April, 2010 Wee on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 12 April, 2010 Share Posted 12 April, 2010 Jilly, have you tried Soda Crystals yet, very cheap and very effective a t most stain removal. Failing that, and if you can bear the smell for a couple of days, then white vinegar is tops. Vinegar fact 1: Vinegar offers effective relief from BOTH dhiarrhoea AND constipation. (Just a mouthful and hey presto). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 12 April, 2010 Share Posted 12 April, 2010 Jilly, have you tried Soda Crystals yet, very cheap and very effective a t most stain removal. Failing that, and if you can bear the smell for a couple of days, then white vinegar is tops. Vinegar fact 1: Vinegar offers effective relief from BOTH dhiarrhoea AND constipation. (Just a mouthful and hey presto). What will happen if you take it if you have neither? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 12 April, 2010 Share Posted 12 April, 2010 Jilly hun - I googled it to see if I could find some advice for you but there's so many entries! Google it and see - seems to be bicarb is the most popular answer. xx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draino76 Posted 12 April, 2010 Share Posted 12 April, 2010 Why don't you slice a couple of animals throats over it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_saints Posted 12 April, 2010 Share Posted 12 April, 2010 Burn the sofa. The blood will go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 12 April, 2010 Share Posted 12 April, 2010 Jill darling, try soaking the stain with cold water and rub rock salt into the blood stain, then rinse the salt out. I have lots of experience regarding blood. Oh, and next time you're getting pussy pumped when the big red rooster is a crowing, lay a old bath towel down first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 12 April, 2010 Share Posted 12 April, 2010 Vinegar fact 1: Vinegar offers effective relief from BOTH dhiarrhoea AND constipation. (Just a mouthful and hey presto). So does a firm finger up the arse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al de Man Posted 12 April, 2010 Share Posted 12 April, 2010 Aren't you supposed to wash it out with white blood cells or plasma? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperMikey Posted 12 April, 2010 Share Posted 12 April, 2010 My post got deleted My mate works at a butchers, and he also uses vinegar to get the blood off his clothes and hands, so it ought to work on your sofa. HTH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedAndWhite91 Posted 12 April, 2010 Share Posted 12 April, 2010 Bloody hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arizona Posted 12 April, 2010 Share Posted 12 April, 2010 What will happen if you take it if you have neither? You will get both. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 12 April, 2010 Share Posted 12 April, 2010 You will get both. At the same time? HOw does that work? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 12 April, 2010 Share Posted 12 April, 2010 What will happen if you take it if you have neither? You will get both. Vinegar has many health giving properties, many people drink it daily to stave off illnesses. Vinegar is my second favourite Super Food, tomatoe ketchup being number One (contains vinegar) as it tastes of tomatoes. There is a great little book available (101 uses of Vinegar) which I recommend people read from cover to cover. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Le God Posted 12 April, 2010 Share Posted 12 April, 2010 Would an internet thread count as evidence in a court of law? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arizona Posted 12 April, 2010 Share Posted 12 April, 2010 At the same time? HOw does that work? Every heard of Tubgirl? If not, please don't Google it. Vinegar has many health giving properties, many people drink it daily to stave off illnesses. Vinegar is my second favourite Super Food, tomatoe ketchup being number One (contains vinegar) as it tastes of tomatoes. There is a great little book available (101 uses of Vinegar) which I recommend people read from cover to cover. I am very disappointed that Jaffa Cakes only come third in this list. Would an internet thread count as evidence in a court of law? Well the SNP guy got fired for slagging people off on twitter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 12 April, 2010 Share Posted 12 April, 2010 Jaffa cakes WILL NOT remove ANY stains in ANY material. FACT Whereas ketchup and vinegar will. FACT Jilly, come on lass, from whence did the blood come? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liquidshokk Posted 12 April, 2010 Share Posted 12 April, 2010 Jill darling, try soaking the stain with cold water and rub rock salt into the blood stain, then rinse the salt out. I have lots of experience regarding blood. Oh, and next time you're getting pussy pumped when the big red rooster is a crowing, lay a old bath towel down first. PMSL :-) you do have a way with words dog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 12 April, 2010 Share Posted 12 April, 2010 Would an internet thread count as evidence in a court of law? Oh yes. And be careful what you Google, especially '100 ways to get rid of a dead body' or 'how to cheat at insurance fraud'. Internet searches histories have been used as evidence of intent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wiltshire Saint Posted 13 April, 2010 Share Posted 13 April, 2010 Is it that old sh*tty blue sofa? Just get rid of it and buy a new one. Alternatively, try washing it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NRSAINT Posted 13 April, 2010 Share Posted 13 April, 2010 rub with a frozen guinea pig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ART Posted 13 April, 2010 Share Posted 13 April, 2010 (edited) Vinegar has many health giving properties, many people drink it daily to stave off illnesses. Vinegar is my second favourite Super Food, tomatoe ketchup being number One (contains vinegar) as it tastes of tomatoes. There is a great little book available (101 uses of Vinegar) which I recommend people read from cover to cover. Hmmm! I think people were drinking wine for health reasons before they ever got around to vinegar. It's your choice though. I'd prefer a nice glass of wine. Edited 13 April, 2010 by ART Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ART Posted 13 April, 2010 Share Posted 13 April, 2010 I've always used salt to soften up dried blood on material, clothes etc. Sprinkle on the stain, and pour water onto it. Better is in you can soak the area in salty water. Then use some mild detergent once the stain pales. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 13 April, 2010 Share Posted 13 April, 2010 I'm an expert at dealing with dried homosapien blood, but as this is being used in a court of law as evidence then I won't tell you. Vinegar is fantastic, especially when it has chillies in it. Spiced up pickling vinegar 2nd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deano6 Posted 13 April, 2010 Share Posted 13 April, 2010 I use red wine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saintandy666 Posted 13 April, 2010 Share Posted 13 April, 2010 Jilly hun - I googled it to see if I could find some advice for you but there's so many entries! Google it and see - seems to be bicarb is the most popular answer. xx Is there really that much interest in how to get blood out of sofas?! I worry... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 13 April, 2010 Share Posted 13 April, 2010 Is there really that much interest in how to get blood out of sofas?! I worry... About the interest or about the numbers of bloodied sofas? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tpbury Posted 13 April, 2010 Share Posted 13 April, 2010 Surely Dog should be banned (again). I imagine him to be a pitbull chihuahua cross. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 13 April, 2010 Share Posted 13 April, 2010 Surely Dog should be banned (again). I imagine him to be a pitbull chihuahua cross. VVanker! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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