StDunko Posted January 23 Posted January 23 If you were watching crimewatch and found out your best mate was wanted, and the reward was £8,000, where would you go on holiday?
StDunko Posted February 24 Posted February 24 I was in a record shop and saw a vinyl record of relaxing birdsong, so I bought it. When I took it home and played it, it was just an annoying incessant buzzing sound, so I took it back to get a refund. The guy at the shop refused to refund me; he said I must have listened to the B-side. 3
Whitey Grandad Posted March 3 Posted March 3 A three legged dog goes into a bar and says, ”I’m looking for the man who shot my paw”
badgerx16 Posted Friday at 20:26 Posted Friday at 20:26 During WW2 the Japanese recruited a unit of dwarf soldiers. When they charged the enemy they shouted "BONSAI !!!".
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