saintkiptanui Posted 11 April, 2010 Share Posted 11 April, 2010 I just found a box of open Toffiffees in the cupboard, excitedly I ate one, it tasted funny so I looked at the best before date it said 20-05-05. Will I die?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonManager Posted 11 April, 2010 Share Posted 11 April, 2010 I just found a box of open Toffiffees in the cupboard, excitedly I ate one, it tasted funny so I looked at the best before date it said 20-05-05. Will I die?? Eventually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintkiptanui Posted 11 April, 2010 Author Share Posted 11 April, 2010 Everytime the commentaters at the skates game mention how wonderful the skates fans are everyone has to have a tot o whiskey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Landrew Posted 11 April, 2010 Share Posted 11 April, 2010 Everytime the commentaters at the skates game mention how wonderful the skates fans are everyone has to have a tot o whiskey. We can't. We'll all be p!ssed within 10 minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redbul Posted 11 April, 2010 Share Posted 11 April, 2010 RIP Kip.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperMikey Posted 11 April, 2010 Share Posted 11 April, 2010 Do you live with your gran or something? Food that's five years out of date... Still, we all die at some point. Might as well die eating a delicious snack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintkiptanui Posted 11 April, 2010 Author Share Posted 11 April, 2010 I live with my Wifey, the thing is we haven't lived at the house for 5 years so they can't be ours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperMikey Posted 11 April, 2010 Share Posted 11 April, 2010 It's a well known fact that squatters are fond of Toffiffees, so there's your question answered. Worth checking the house for needles etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintkiptanui Posted 11 April, 2010 Author Share Posted 11 April, 2010 I have found some knitting needles and a scarf under the stairs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 11 April, 2010 Share Posted 11 April, 2010 I have found some knitting needles and a scarf under the stairs. OAP squating is clearly on the rise then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericofarabia Posted 11 April, 2010 Share Posted 11 April, 2010 I just found a box of open Toffiffees in the cupboard, excitedly I ate one, it tasted funny so I looked at the best before date it said 20-05-05. Will I die?? I reckon the previous owner was collecting rat droppings and keeping them in the box. Just hope that the rats didn't eat rat poison before pooping out those little nuggets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
for_heaven's_Saint Posted 12 April, 2010 Share Posted 12 April, 2010 I have no idea what Toffiffees are. But my mate has stuff in his kitchen that went out of date in '92. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 12 April, 2010 Share Posted 12 April, 2010 I have no idea what Toffiffees are. But my mate has stuff in his kitchen that went out of date in '92. Bobby Davro is in your mate's kitchen? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 12 April, 2010 Share Posted 12 April, 2010 I just found a box of open Toffiffees in the cupboard, excitedly I ate one, it tasted funny so I looked at the best before date it said 20-05-05. Will I die?? Hopefully. :smt113 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesaint sfc Posted 12 April, 2010 Share Posted 12 April, 2010 I am only ever gonna let you kill me once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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