Jose Fonte baby! Jose, Fonte, oooohhh!

[LA77]

You were playing up at Selhurst under Neil Warnock

That much is true

But even then you knew you'd find a much better place

When we found you

 

Now five months later on you've got the World at your feet

Success has been so easy for you

But don't forget it's US that put you where you are now

And we can put you back there too

 

Jose Fonte Baby

Jose Fonte Whooaaahhh

Jose Fonte Baby

Jose Fonte Whoooaahhhh

 

?????

 

I'd rather wear a reindeer hat and shout PORK PORK PORK

[hamster]

Or....

 

You were playing up at Selhurst under Neil Warnock

When Pards found you

He picked you out, he shook you up

He turned you around

Turned you into something new....

 

Now five months later on you've got the World at your feet

Success has been so easy for you

We're on our way back up into the Premier League

And you can help us up there too.....

 

Jose Fonte Baby

Jose Fonte Whooaaahhh

Jose Fonte Baby

Jose Fonte Whoooaahhhh

 

?

[Scudamore]

Or....

 

You were playing up at Selhurst under Neil Warnock

When Pards found you

He picked you out, he shook you up

He turned you around

Turned you into something new....

 

Now five months later on you've got the World at your feet

Success has been so easy for you

We're on our way back up into the Premier League

And you can help us up there too.....

 

Jose Fonte Baby

Jose Fonte Whooaaahhh

Jose Fonte Baby

Jose Fonte Whoooaahhhh

 

?

 

Very good. It will never happen though.

[The9]

I thought it was Viva Lallana, as in Viva Las Vegas, not some poxy Coldplay drivel.

 

If it is, then it's a different song to the shiiiitty "Viva Lallana, Running Down the wing" song I've heard about 3 people doing.

[The9]

Or....

 

You were playing up at Selhurst under Neil Warnock

When Pards found you

He picked you out, he shook you up

He turned you around

Turned you into something new....

 

Now five months later on you've got the World at your feet

Success has been so easy for you

We're on our way back up into the Premier League

And you can help us up there too.....

 

Jose Fonte Baby

Jose Fonte Whooaaahhh

Jose Fonte Baby

Jose Fonte Whoooaahhhh

 

?

 

+1 for the lyrics, -1 for hoofing me up in the air at St Mary's last year.

[The9]

seeing as i'm in row K i'll have a really long way to go to bang on them

 

If you're in 42 and that near the front you must be singing it with the people I sing it with at away matches then...

[The9]

Heard someone outside at Wembley singing this to the tune of Lady Gaga's Paparazzi:

 

I'm your biggest fan,

I'll follow you until you love me,

Papa - Papa Waigo.

 

Thought it was excellent. Has it taken off yet?

 

Nope, and nor has

 

"1 Papa 2 Papa 3 Papa Waigo

4 Papa 5 Papa 6 Papa Waigo

7 Papa 8 Papa 9 Papa Waigo

Heyyyyyyyyyyyy Papa Waigo - N'Daiye !"

 

to the tune of the Macarena (with actions).

 

Which is frankly bloody awesome and hilarious, but equally won't catch on. Brilliantly a "friend" of mine is on YouTube doing it next to Ted as well... oh we laugh and bring it up all of the time. Miles better than the vaguely insulting "Offside" song too.

 

There were a few of these on one of the early season song threads, a few people I spoke to had thought up the Paparazzi one independently before seeing it on here.