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Tbf, half of those 'birds' were alright in my books...

 

If I remember correctly you are starting uni soon right? If thats an indication of your standards you are going to bloody love it

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Standards? What standards? :D

I liked the one dressed as the Queen the best.

 

In which case I stand firmly by my previous comment. Oh to be a fresher again, how i envy you..

Guest Dark Sotonic Mills
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Bloody hell 23 and 26 certainly wouldn't drown if they fell in the sea.

 

They'd be unlikely to break their noses either if they fell forwards...

Guest Dark Sotonic Mills
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27, on the right, would get it. Why 26 even left the house I don't know.

 

You sick bastard; the poor girl's a double amputee and you're after tapping her.

 

There's names for people like you...

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I always thought my missus was a fatty fat fatty, but seeing some of these women makes me view my beloved in a different light...

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"Ladies queue for fashion tips at the Matalan Fashion Doctor stand"

 

Go home at once!

 

Can't see any fit enough to get in my women's football team!

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Christ that was hideous. I'm sure they missed a trick by not renaming it Vanessa Feltz day.

 

I could actually smell fake bake and clammy clunge through my laptop.

 

And the ones that 'looked' decent... well, I bet that was as far as it went. After all, we live in the age of orange 'marketing and PR' career-woman types..

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Imagine what her under carriage smells/looks like.

 

I have been for months, wouldn't need any KY jelly on her saddle bags, mmmmmmm.

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