mickn Posted 6 April, 2010 Share Posted 6 April, 2010 does my youngest son (he's 22) deserve for sticking a 'Pompey till I die' sticker in the back window of my car late on Saturday and I never spotted it till Monday dinnertime. Sunday we went down through the Forest and onto Highcliff where we parked for a couple of hours. Needless to say I have burnt the car out as it is now too badly tainted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 6 April, 2010 Share Posted 6 April, 2010 I would manacle him to the bollards outside SMS, wearing a W***wood outfit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Durleyfos Posted 6 April, 2010 Share Posted 6 April, 2010 Cut him out of your Will. That'll learn him good and propper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redbul Posted 6 April, 2010 Share Posted 6 April, 2010 Abortion in the 400th trimester.... Failing that complete disownment. If that's a word....? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ottery st mary Posted 6 April, 2010 Share Posted 6 April, 2010 Dress him up in a leotard and fluffy extras and make him dance with the half time girls at St Marys... On second thoughts..if he follows after his father.... he might enjoy that.... Can I join him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 6 April, 2010 Share Posted 6 April, 2010 It's not even fit for April Fool. Do a Fritzl on him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robsk II Posted 6 April, 2010 Share Posted 6 April, 2010 Beheading for sorcery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonnyLove Posted 6 April, 2010 Share Posted 6 April, 2010 Stick him in a saints shirt then take him bound and gagged into pompey land and tie him to a lamppost in the city centre. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 6 April, 2010 Share Posted 6 April, 2010 Stick him in a saints shirt then take him bound and gagged into pompey land and tie him to a lamppost in the city centre. That's called a leisure cente in those parts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 6 April, 2010 Share Posted 6 April, 2010 That's called a leisure cente in those parts. And there's me thinking it was a urinal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amsterdam Posted 6 April, 2010 Share Posted 6 April, 2010 Send him to me Mick - the Dutch have ways (and midgets) of dealing with people like him... Shame about your car, but probably for the best Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Micky Posted 6 April, 2010 Share Posted 6 April, 2010 Castration - no less. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
y00x Posted 6 April, 2010 Share Posted 6 April, 2010 Tell him he is adopted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 6 April, 2010 Share Posted 6 April, 2010 Oh Id check your exhaust pipe...I saw your car parked with that sticker and shoved a turd up the end of it. Take it out and put it in his sandwiches..kids of today have no class Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 6 April, 2010 Share Posted 6 April, 2010 And there's me thinking it was a urinal. In Wales they tie a sheep to a lamp-post. In Portsmouth it's a Saints fan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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