What punishment...

[mickn]

does my youngest son (he's 22) deserve for sticking a 'Pompey till I die' sticker in the back window of my car late on Saturday and I never spotted it till Monday dinnertime. Sunday we went down through the Forest and onto Highcliff where we parked for a couple of hours. Needless to say I have burnt the car out as it is now too badly tainted.

[bridge too far]

I would manacle him to the bollards outside SMS, wearing a W***wood outfit.

[Durleyfos]

Cut him out of your Will.

 

That'll learn him good and propper.

[Redbul]

Abortion in the 400th trimester....

 

Failing that complete disownment. If that's a word....?

[ottery st mary]

Dress him up in a leotard and fluffy extras and make him dance with the half time girls at St Marys...

 

On second thoughts..if he follows after his father.... he might enjoy that....

 

 

Can I join him?

[Guest Dark Sotonic Mills]

It's not even fit for April Fool.

 

Do a Fritzl on him.

[Robsk II]

Beheading for sorcery.

[JonnyLove]

Stick him in a saints shirt then take him bound and gagged into pompey land and tie him to a lamppost in the city centre.

[Whitey Grandad]

Stick him in a saints shirt then take him bound and gagged into pompey land and tie him to a lamppost in the city centre.

That's called a leisure cente in those parts.

[bridge too far]

That's called a leisure cente in those parts.

 

And there's me thinking it was a urinal.

[amsterdam]

Send him to me Mick - the Dutch have ways (and midgets) of dealing with people like him...

 

Shame about your car, but probably for the best

[Micky]

Castration - no less.

[y00x]

Tell him he is adopted

[OldNick]

Oh Id check your exhaust pipe...I saw your car parked with that sticker and shoved a turd up the end of it.

Take it out and put it in his sandwiches..kids of today have no class

[Whitey Grandad]

And there's me thinking it was a urinal.

In Wales they tie a sheep to a lamp-post. In Portsmouth it's a Saints fan.