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Tac-tics

Tac-tics

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Need some help, very hectic night out tonight, never very good when I get home, so have allready set up the sick bucket and bottled water.

 

Anymore advice?

Colinjb

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Need some help, very hectic night out tonight, never very good when I get home, so have allready set up the sick bucket and bottled water.

 

Anymore advice?

 

Ok, the recipe is:

 

One bap, one fried egg, two rashers of bacon and a potato waffle.

 

I've had dreadful hanovers before and this, along with two Ibuprofen and a whole lot of water have sorted me out much quicker then any other technique I have tried.

 

Having said that, if you are planning to get to the point of morning sickness...... you may be beyond help by 'conventional' means.

 

Have a good night sir!!

Rory

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If I'm feeling really rough, I tend to nail two litres of water and puke it back up again. It seems to get all the bad stuff out. Not very healthy but I'm awful with hangovers.

holepuncture

holepuncture

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You can buy anti hangover tablets in places like boots i believe

 

For me (today!) the usual: 3 piece variety meal @ KFC, grease falls to the pit of your stomach, restores order, never fails!

Tac-tics

Tac-tics

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Normally I'm ok until the minute I get in to bed, then my head feels like its rotating at 400mph for 20 minutes then up comes the sicky!

 

Tonight is 3 of my best mates 18th, plus alot of people are on leave from college now, so we've counted 38 of us heading out. I plan on going out with a bang tonight ;)

 

Also any ideas for drinking games?

 

We have so far:

 

No right hand drinking.

No drinks on tables.

Colinjb

Colinjb

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Normally I'm ok until the minute I get in to bed, then my head feels like its rotating at 400mph for 20 minutes then up comes the sicky!.

 

Ahhhh, you are still going through the 'breaking in' phase. After about two years of training you lose the ability to 'travel backwards through time' while laying down to sleep.

 

Do not resist the voming, get it out of your system pronto. Once your stomach has calmed enough to attempt sleep, take a pint of water and some ibuprofen.

 

On first stir the next morning. One more ibuprofen if needed, and more water.

 

When you feel fit to get up, commence preperation of the 'good morning burger'

 

And don't skimp on the pints of water.

CB Saint

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Give up smoking - hangovers are twice as bad if you do - FACT

 

If it's a messy one - when you order a round, order a glass of tap water at the same time and neck it. Noone is any the wiser and you are more hydrated. Couple of pints of water and two neurofen before bed. Repeat when you get up.

 

Brush your tounge in the morning - sounds weird but get rid of most of nasty taste. Avoid caffeine and eat toast and marmite.

 

This method has been developed as a result of 20+ years of research.

TopGun

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Get a rehydration formula from Boots and drink it when you get in if you want the easy route or drink egg and milk in the morning for the difficult route!

RedAndWhite91

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Spend the day in bed clicking refresh on Facebook. Complain to your mum about your hangover constantly, to which she'll reply "I have no sympathy!", but that's ok. Get some grub down yer and drink loads of water. By the next day I guarantee your hangover will have gone.

SNSUN

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I tend to be ok the day after going on the razz, I rarely get hangovers, just feel a bit tired is all.

 

Generally a bacon sarnie does the job, easier to do than a full blown fry up in that state! Or.....keep drinking.

slickmick

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Resolve is good followed by eggs and beans on toast, then stick your head under a cold shower.

I am the expert on hangovers.

 

p.s stick to the same drink if poss.

Scudamore

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Leave window open (however cold it is) drink 3 pints of water (one with 2 alka seltzer in it) and dont go to sleep until minimum 2 hours after last drink.

 

easy

 

Ahhh...i was after a good simple way to p:ss the bed. Cheers for the info!

Whitey Grandad

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Drink plenty of water before you go to bed. Even better, drink water during the evening and if you can, substitute water for one of the drinks every now and then. The french will often alternate a glass of wine with a glass of water, especially the women.

Minsk

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As others have said, drink water throughout the night and especially before going to bed. In the morning drink more water and then have a Big Mac, followed by ibuprofen, and washed down with Irn Bru.

Mr Tickle

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Im sorry but Im going to have to say it! This is quite possibly the Gayest thread in the world, ever!!! For fu ck sake the lot of you all need training!!!

Water this egg that! NO! The answer is back on the horse!

 

3 pints when you when you wake up, a roast dinner followed by snooze = no worries and you feel normal. Come on people get a grip!:mad:

CB Saint

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Why is it that sometimes you can drink enough booze to fill a bath and wake up fine, and other times have just a few pints and feel like a turd?

 

And why didn't I follow my own advice last night. :(

 

P.S. keep the noise down

SuperMikey

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F*ck me, queued for 2 hours last night to get into possibly the sh!ttest club in the world. I then proceeded to drink copious amounts of booze on an empty stomach and nearly chunder the contents of my stomach across the floor. Then, when we were queueing to leave (!), I also decided I really needed a sh!t, so spent the next 30 minutes furiously clenching my arse cheeks together. We then witnessed my old PE teacher shouting at people because they looked a little like his mates but they weren't them.

 

EDIT: No sign of that sh!t so far, i'll keep you all updated.

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Tac-tics

Tac-tics

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I can report I am alive.

 

Never felt so rough in my life.

 

Very, very hectic night last night, Tiger was manic. Cheers for the ol advice.

RedAndWhite91

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F*ck me, queued for 2 hours last night to get into possibly the sh!ttest club in the world. I then proceeded to drink copious amounts of booze on an empty stomach and nearly chunder the contents of my stomach across the floor. Then, when we were queueing to leave (!), I also decided I really needed a sh!t, so spent the next 30 minutes furiously clenching my arse cheeks together. We then witnessed my old PE teacher shouting at people because they looked a little like his mates but they weren't them.

 

EDIT: No sign of that sh!t so far, i'll keep you all updated.

 

Where did you go?

Whitey Grandad

Whitey Grandad

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F*ck me, queued for 2 hours last night to get into possibly the sh!ttest club in the world. I then proceeded to drink copious amounts of booze on an empty stomach and nearly chunder the contents of my stomach across the floor. Then, when we were queueing to leave (!), I also decided I really needed a sh!t, so spent the next 30 minutes furiously clenching my arse cheeks together. We then witnessed my old PE teacher shouting at people because they looked a little like his mates but they weren't them.

 

EDIT: No sign of that sh!t so far, i'll keep you all updated.

Which school trip was that?

TUS

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Can't believe no one has mentioned a blowjob.

 

My preferred type is from my girlfriend .. but you gays may have other preferences.

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