SNSUN Posted 31 March, 2010 Posted 31 March, 2010 On SUnday at Wembley, I was suprised by the size of the place and thought you could easily go unnoticed. This is prompted by boredom but we've all heard of the mile high club, have any of you "christened" St Mary's Stadium? Go on, 'fess up. Or the Dell for that matter...:smt008 I'm looking forward to Easter Monday.:cool:8-[ (Mods you can do what you want with this, TMS or lock it.)
The Cat Posted 31 March, 2010 Posted 31 March, 2010 No, but I'll crack one off in the ground if we beat Southend and get into the play offs.
Scudamore Posted 31 March, 2010 Posted 31 March, 2010 No, but I'll crack one off in the ground if we beat Southend and get into the play offs. Romancing the Bone. And they say romance is dead...
Saint_Jonny Posted 31 March, 2010 Posted 31 March, 2010 How would you get away with ****ging / having a tug in st.marys on a match day? Hats off to anyone who gets away with it!
SNSUN Posted 31 March, 2010 Author Posted 31 March, 2010 How would you get away with ****ging / having a tug in st.marys on a match day? Hats off to anyone who gets away with it! It'd certainly take some doing. I can't believe the staff have never fooled around though, randy buggers.
Saint_clark Posted 31 March, 2010 Posted 31 March, 2010 How big are the disabled toilets? I know a bloke who once said he ****ged a bird in one of these. Wasn't so smug when we asked if he found her in there.
daveygwyatt Posted 31 March, 2010 Posted 31 March, 2010 noticed a couple pop into disabled toilets after match at wembley, thought at the time they were gonna go for it!! was it anyone on here toilets by block 136
suewhistle Posted 31 March, 2010 Posted 31 March, 2010 Hmm, self abuse in public is probably easier for us.:-) In twos it would be possible in the local ski lift which are small enclosed cabins. Not been done by myself, you understand, as I'm such a soppy romantic. Mind you, a good day on the slopes does get the ol' endorphins going, so perhaps I'd better not say never, ever for the future.;-)
NorthamSteve Posted 31 March, 2010 Posted 31 March, 2010 thinking about football when I'm ****ging makes me feel a bit wrong. So, no. If we win the play-offs I'll climb up the arch and whack one off.... I promise
Baj Posted 31 March, 2010 Posted 31 March, 2010 On SUnday at Wembley, I was suprised by the size of the place and thought you could easily go unnoticed. This is prompted by boredom but we've all heard of the mile high club, have any of you "christened" St Mary's Stadium? Go on, 'fess up. Or the Dell for that matter...:smt008 I'm looking forward to Easter Monday.:cool:8-[ (Mods you can do what you want with this, TMS or lock it.) Um, well after a recent trip to Munich, Michael Owen is no longer the only one to score at the Olympic Stadion... :supz:
RonManager Posted 31 March, 2010 Posted 31 March, 2010 I recall an amourous encounter with a lady of the opposite sex up against one of the concrete pillars supporting the chocolate boxes at the Dell way back when. If I remember correctly (at the time I was very, very drunk) a state of gentleman's pleasure was achieved due to the skillful handywork of the lady in question. Crusty Crombie! Where are you now Rita?
Fan The Flames Posted 31 March, 2010 Posted 31 March, 2010 I had a **** at the old Wembley in the Olympic Gallery, it was a Div 3 play off final and my girl friends company had a box up there for the whole playoff weekend, no one else turned up for the Div 3 game so we made ourselves at home. Grimsby must have been playing because I can remember hearing 'we only sing when we're fishing' in the backgound. Against Notts County I think. I thought the beer was free so stuff loads on my person only to be given the bill as we left. I was so drunk I proposed.
Pancake Posted 31 March, 2010 Posted 31 March, 2010 I recall an amourous encounter with a lady of the opposite sex up against one of the concrete pillars supporting the chocolate boxes at the Dell way back when. If I remember correctly (at the time I was very, very drunk) a state of gentleman's pleasure was achieved due to the skillful handywork of the lady in question. Crusty Crombie! Where are you now Rita? Good ol' Concrete Pillar Rita, now called Dave and works in Ladbrokes, I believe.
Tractor_Saint Posted 31 March, 2010 Posted 31 March, 2010 Good ol' Concrete Pillar Rita, now called Dave and works in Ladbrokes, I believe. rofl
RonManager Posted 31 March, 2010 Posted 31 March, 2010 Good ol' Concrete Pillar Rita, now called Dave and works in Ladbrokes, I believe. :smt005
saint_stevo Posted 31 March, 2010 Posted 31 March, 2010 met some nice birds in toilets. never at SMS though. always looking broaden my horizons, though
NorthamSteve Posted 31 March, 2010 Posted 31 March, 2010 met some nice birds in toilets. never at SMS though. always looking broaden my horizons, though This is probably a better idea than ****ging in a toilet.
Master Bates Posted 31 March, 2010 Posted 31 March, 2010 First season, toilets by the Mick Channon Suite. St Mary's goes nicely alongside Church, Bus, School (when I was 15/16 obv) and Dentists.
Saint Fan CaM Posted 31 March, 2010 Posted 31 March, 2010 I understand certain gents in a certain corporate box at SMS (long gone now) were very fond of paying the waitress for 'extras' after dinner and while the match was getting underway.
Master Bates Posted 1 April, 2010 Posted 1 April, 2010 I understand certain gents in a certain corporate box at SMS (long gone now) were very fond of paying the waitress for 'extras' after dinner and while the match was getting underway. Would one be a certain ex-player One of the waiters on the top floor also had some fun, same season too, but tbf, there were plenty of empty boxes that season.
scott_saints Posted 1 April, 2010 Posted 1 April, 2010 I wouldn't be proud of it if I did. There's no place for women at football, and those that do turn up, should not be paid any attention to on football day.
dune Posted 1 April, 2010 Posted 1 April, 2010 Most women that like football tend to be overweight, replica shirt wearing, pint drinking, gobby slappers.
Stoozer Posted 1 April, 2010 Posted 1 April, 2010 On SUnday at Wembley, I was suprised by the size of the place and thought you could easily go unnoticed. This is prompted by boredom but we've all heard of the mile high club, have any of you "christened" St Mary's Stadium? Go on, 'fess up. Or the Dell for that matter...:smt008 I'm looking forward to Easter Monday.:cool:8-[ (Mods you can do what you want with this, TMS or lock it.) When they were rebuilding one end of the Dell me and a couple mates slipped under the fence with a couple of girls. My mates ran on the pitch to pretend playing for Saints while I spent some time with one of the ladies on a half built stand....
Iowsaintsfan Posted 1 April, 2010 Posted 1 April, 2010 thinking about football when I'm ****ging makes me feel a bit wrong. So, no. If we win the play-offs I'll climb up the arch and whack one off.... I promise remind me to take a brolly!
Baj Posted 1 April, 2010 Posted 1 April, 2010 Most women that like football tend to be overweight, replica shirt wearing, pint drinking, gobby slappers. Only the ones that pay you any attention, dear...
Barry the Badger Posted 1 April, 2010 Posted 1 April, 2010 Most women that like football tend to be overweight, replica shirt wearing, pint drinking, gobby slappers. Just how I like 'em.
Julian H. Cope Posted 1 April, 2010 Posted 1 April, 2010 Not The Dell or St. Marys, but I did have a w*nk at Gigg Lane.
mcjwills Posted 1 April, 2010 Posted 1 April, 2010 Most women that like football tend to be overweight, replica shirt wearing, pint drinking, gobby slappers. You just described my ideal woman It better if shes 3 foot high with a flat head though
Deano6 Posted 1 April, 2010 Posted 1 April, 2010 I fear for all your children if this is what your idea of christenings is like!
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