April Fools

[Glasgow_Saint]

Any good ones? Need some for tomorrow.....

[Marsdinho]

Cling film on the toilet seat just before the Mrs goes for a dump...

[Dog]

Fill a saucepan with unleaded petrol, stick a couple of eggs into the saucepan, place the saucepan on the gas and say to the misses, 'can you do us a boiled egg love, I'm just off to the greenhouse to get my secateurs'.

 

It takes some beating.

[saint_stevo]

Offer them a size 7 shoe, when in fact, they are a size 11/10

[JonnyLove]

Offer them a size 7 shoe, when in fact, they are a size 11/10

 

You sir are pure evil

[NorthamSaint]

Give someone the number for Marwell, and tell them a Mr G Raffe called and asked them to call him back.

[chrisobee]

Offer them a size 7 shoe, when in fact, they are a size 11/10

 

Blimey haven't you let that go yet !

[Glasgow_Saint]

all rubbish

[saintkiptanui]

I bet you're a right little prankster Glasgow, you got plastic Gazza boobies?? ****.

[REDARMY79]

Buy a cat, shave it , give it to your missus and tell her its a lizard.Imagine her surprise when in 3 or 4 months her "Lizard" grows hair and miaows at her, Winner!

[Al de Man]

I was giving my girlfriend a hug a couple of years ago when I told her that an old friend I had a thing for was coming back to the country. I could feel her tense up as all she could say was "Oh?"

[Badger]

Give someone the number for Marwell, and tell them a Mr G Raffe called and asked them to call him back.

 

or Mr C Lyon

[RedAndWhite91]

I woke up at 12:01pm. For me, it looks like April Fools had the last laugh.

[NorthamSteve]

I woke up at 12:01pm. For me, it looks like April Fools had the last laugh.

 

April fools!

 

I snuck into your house and changed all your clocks.

 

It was actually 11.58.

[RedAndWhite91]

April fools!

 

I snuck into your house and changed all your clocks.

 

It was actually 11.58.

 

Bastard...

[Sfc90]

Got a bastard of a mate who text his sister saying he'd found out he's got Asbestosis and had only a few years left. Hook, Line and Sinker!

[for_heaven's_Saint]

Got a bastard of a mate who text his sister saying he'd found out he's got Asbestosis and had only a few years left. Hook, Line and Sinker!

 

Lolll

[tpbury]

I make sure my children are all too scared of me to do April Fools. This is because I used to chuck a suitcase down the stairs, move the suitcase amd then lie at the bottom in a contorted fashion. How my parents laughed!

[Marsdinho]

Buy a cat, shave it , give it to your missus and tell her its a lizard.Imagine her surprise when in 3 or 4 months her "Lizard" grows hair and miaows at her, Winner!

 

"April foo.....oh"

[dubai_phil]

Ooops

 

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Hahahahaha

 

Followed by

 

Ain't you idiots ever heard of Orson Wells!