Legod Third Coming Posted 31 March, 2010 Share Posted 31 March, 2010 Is there a striker out there called Butler? I would love it, really love it if we played Lambert and Butler up front... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
INFLUENCED.COM Posted 31 March, 2010 Share Posted 31 March, 2010 They'd be smokin !! TMS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tac-tics Posted 31 March, 2010 Share Posted 31 March, 2010 Lambert and Butler for England Mike Basset - England manager! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy_Saint Posted 31 March, 2010 Share Posted 31 March, 2010 Along with the two no-nonsense CB's Benson and Hedges! :-D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Durleyfos Posted 31 March, 2010 Share Posted 31 March, 2010 Managed by The Marlboro Man? Travel to games on a Camel? That would be Menthol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob the Saint Posted 31 March, 2010 Share Posted 31 March, 2010 Probably have to change our formation from the standard 442 to 555 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickfinks Posted 31 March, 2010 Share Posted 31 March, 2010 That John Player is Special Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
INFLUENCED.COM Posted 31 March, 2010 Share Posted 31 March, 2010 With a strike force like that we could nic a ten nil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martel Posted 31 March, 2010 Share Posted 31 March, 2010 Managed by The Marlboro Man? Travel to games on a Camel? That would be Menthol. We cannot have Camels, it would create a large Dun(g)hill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martel Posted 31 March, 2010 Share Posted 31 March, 2010 Is there a striker out there called Butler? I would love it, really love it if we played Lambert and Butler up front... I guess Butler would be renowned for his "lucky strike" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gingeletiss Posted 31 March, 2010 Share Posted 31 March, 2010 He could wear the No 6 nad the other one could wear No 10. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 31 March, 2010 Share Posted 31 March, 2010 They'd be more effective playing for the Royals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martel Posted 31 March, 2010 Share Posted 31 March, 2010 Managed by The Marlboro Man? Travel to games on a Camel? That would be Menthol. No, the manager would have to be Peter Stuyvesant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huntingdon Posted 31 March, 2010 Share Posted 31 March, 2010 What about signing the two fags who used to play for Pompey? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisobee Posted 31 March, 2010 Share Posted 31 March, 2010 Blimey, hasn't this got moved yet !? In fact given the number of awful puns put out of it's misery altogether !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martel Posted 31 March, 2010 Share Posted 31 March, 2010 What about signing the two fags who used to play for Pompey? I thought they owned the club, they played as well? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisobee Posted 31 March, 2010 Share Posted 31 March, 2010 I thought they owned the club, they played as well? Being able to play is not a pre-requisite for signing for Pompey TBH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 31 March, 2010 Share Posted 31 March, 2010 Is there a striker out there called Butler? I would love it, really love it if we played Lambert and Butler up front... Butler's available, but he'd cost a ****ing PACKET. I'm not sure whether he can play too many MATCHES though. Oops, got hit by the swear FILTER there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legod Third Coming Posted 31 March, 2010 Author Share Posted 31 March, 2010 Blimey, hasn't this got moved yet !? In fact given the number of awful puns put out of it's misery altogether !! Miserable fecker, we won a cup four days back you know... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1976_Child Posted 31 March, 2010 Share Posted 31 March, 2010 I like the cut of their silk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cat Posted 31 March, 2010 Share Posted 31 March, 2010 Steve Butler, ex Maidstone, Watford, Cambridge and Brentford. Banged in a fair few goals in his time but he's 48 now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chez Posted 31 March, 2010 Share Posted 31 March, 2010 According to Alpine we're 1st Class, or is that (embassy) number 1 in Old Gold money? I expect us to Win(field) most weeks as we're only ever beaten by a Lucky Strike, maybe by Carlton or Chesterfield? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
100%Red&White Posted 31 March, 2010 Share Posted 31 March, 2010 Apparantly we were being linked with the up and coming Irish lad Nick O'Teen but he stub-bed his toe and it all went up in smoke. Playtime over, back to school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisobee Posted 31 March, 2010 Share Posted 31 March, 2010 Miserable fecker, we won a cup four days back you know... Yes but until I read the Papa Waigo thread just now I thought it was the FA Cup Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilsmer Posted 31 March, 2010 Share Posted 31 March, 2010 Miserable fecker, we won a cup four days back you know... And what a day out that was. I stayed in the Dorchester in Mayfair. Very Regal it was too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
INFLUENCED.COM Posted 31 March, 2010 Share Posted 31 March, 2010 We'll soon be the SuperKings of Europe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 31 March, 2010 Share Posted 31 March, 2010 We'll soon be the SuperKings of Europe makes a change from being the butt of everyones jokes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legod Third Coming Posted 31 March, 2010 Author Share Posted 31 March, 2010 And what a day out that was. I stayed in the Dorchester in Mayfair. Very Regal it was too. Really, I stayed just off Pall Mall, around the back of Mayfair with some bird I picked up... what was her name? Oh yes, Virginia - bit on the plump side but I hear she's trying to lose some weight. The landlady said to me "Virginia slims, you know..." She thought I was a sensational **** whereas sadly, she was a mild seven. Mind you, what with my 'superking' not all the girls can cope. One of them said to me, "You're a lucky sod, hung like a horse and so-branie..." I said, "Look love, you tootle of back to Kent, I'm off down to Richmond to stay with my old friends the King's." Well, when I checked she had the Gauloises to follow me down there Four Square behind me. Bloody cheek I thought - I couldn't give a Gitanes about her now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
INFLUENCED.COM Posted 31 March, 2010 Share Posted 31 March, 2010 Next year we could win the JPS Trophy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingsland Red Posted 31 March, 2010 Share Posted 31 March, 2010 Martin Butler played for Reading a few years ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legod Third Coming Posted 31 March, 2010 Author Share Posted 31 March, 2010 Martin Butler played for Reading a few years ago. I love the serious replies best of all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
INFLUENCED.COM Posted 31 March, 2010 Share Posted 31 March, 2010 Next year we could win the JPS Trophy And be presented with a Sovereign Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deano6 Posted 31 March, 2010 Share Posted 31 March, 2010 Is there a striker out there called Butler? I would love it, really love it if we played Lambert and Butler up front... Can we get McAlmont in on a free to come off the bench if Lambert gets injured / tired? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 31 March, 2010 Share Posted 31 March, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krissyboy31 Posted 31 March, 2010 Share Posted 31 March, 2010 I hate you!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arizona Posted 31 March, 2010 Share Posted 31 March, 2010 We also need... A CM called Earth to play with Wotton A CB called Times New Roman to play with Fonte A LM called Laurel to play with Harding (Well nearly) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legod Third Coming Posted 31 March, 2010 Author Share Posted 31 March, 2010 We also need... A CM called Earth to play with Wotton A CB called Times New Roman to play with Fonte A LM called Laurel to play with Harding (Well nearly) And a Hook to play alongside Puncheon. Long and Waigo. And what are the chances of a Schnorbitz to play alongside Barney... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Ron fan Posted 31 March, 2010 Share Posted 31 March, 2010 Some of the older ones among you may remember how, in the 80s, 'Flanagan and Allen at the Palace' were both a very good strike parnership and a throwback to the days of music hall! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arizona Posted 31 March, 2010 Share Posted 31 March, 2010 And a Hook to play alongside Puncheon. Long and Waigo. And what are the chances of a Schnorbitz to play alongside Barney... Judy surely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legod Third Coming Posted 31 March, 2010 Author Share Posted 31 March, 2010 Judy surely. Of course... how could I swing and miss that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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