Legod Third Coming Posted 31 March, 2010 Posted 31 March, 2010 Is there a striker out there called Butler? I would love it, really love it if we played Lambert and Butler up front...
Tac-tics Posted 31 March, 2010 Posted 31 March, 2010 Lambert and Butler for England Mike Basset - England manager!
Dannyboy_Saint Posted 31 March, 2010 Posted 31 March, 2010 Along with the two no-nonsense CB's Benson and Hedges! :-D
Durleyfos Posted 31 March, 2010 Posted 31 March, 2010 Managed by The Marlboro Man? Travel to games on a Camel? That would be Menthol.
Rob the Saint Posted 31 March, 2010 Posted 31 March, 2010 Probably have to change our formation from the standard 442 to 555
INFLUENCED.COM Posted 31 March, 2010 Posted 31 March, 2010 With a strike force like that we could nic a ten nil
martel Posted 31 March, 2010 Posted 31 March, 2010 Managed by The Marlboro Man? Travel to games on a Camel? That would be Menthol. We cannot have Camels, it would create a large Dun(g)hill
martel Posted 31 March, 2010 Posted 31 March, 2010 Is there a striker out there called Butler? I would love it, really love it if we played Lambert and Butler up front... I guess Butler would be renowned for his "lucky strike"
Gingeletiss Posted 31 March, 2010 Posted 31 March, 2010 He could wear the No 6 nad the other one could wear No 10.
martel Posted 31 March, 2010 Posted 31 March, 2010 Managed by The Marlboro Man? Travel to games on a Camel? That would be Menthol. No, the manager would have to be Peter Stuyvesant
Huntingdon Posted 31 March, 2010 Posted 31 March, 2010 What about signing the two fags who used to play for Pompey?
chrisobee Posted 31 March, 2010 Posted 31 March, 2010 Blimey, hasn't this got moved yet !? In fact given the number of awful puns put out of it's misery altogether !!
martel Posted 31 March, 2010 Posted 31 March, 2010 What about signing the two fags who used to play for Pompey? I thought they owned the club, they played as well?
chrisobee Posted 31 March, 2010 Posted 31 March, 2010 I thought they owned the club, they played as well? Being able to play is not a pre-requisite for signing for Pompey TBH
SNSUN Posted 31 March, 2010 Posted 31 March, 2010 Is there a striker out there called Butler? I would love it, really love it if we played Lambert and Butler up front... Butler's available, but he'd cost a ****ing PACKET. I'm not sure whether he can play too many MATCHES though. Oops, got hit by the swear FILTER there.
Legod Third Coming Posted 31 March, 2010 Author Posted 31 March, 2010 Blimey, hasn't this got moved yet !? In fact given the number of awful puns put out of it's misery altogether !! Miserable fecker, we won a cup four days back you know...
The Cat Posted 31 March, 2010 Posted 31 March, 2010 Steve Butler, ex Maidstone, Watford, Cambridge and Brentford. Banged in a fair few goals in his time but he's 48 now.
Chez Posted 31 March, 2010 Posted 31 March, 2010 According to Alpine we're 1st Class, or is that (embassy) number 1 in Old Gold money? I expect us to Win(field) most weeks as we're only ever beaten by a Lucky Strike, maybe by Carlton or Chesterfield?
100%Red&White Posted 31 March, 2010 Posted 31 March, 2010 Apparantly we were being linked with the up and coming Irish lad Nick O'Teen but he stub-bed his toe and it all went up in smoke. Playtime over, back to school.
chrisobee Posted 31 March, 2010 Posted 31 March, 2010 Miserable fecker, we won a cup four days back you know... Yes but until I read the Papa Waigo thread just now I thought it was the FA Cup
Pilsmer Posted 31 March, 2010 Posted 31 March, 2010 Miserable fecker, we won a cup four days back you know... And what a day out that was. I stayed in the Dorchester in Mayfair. Very Regal it was too.
Hatch Posted 31 March, 2010 Posted 31 March, 2010 We'll soon be the SuperKings of Europe makes a change from being the butt of everyones jokes
Legod Third Coming Posted 31 March, 2010 Author Posted 31 March, 2010 And what a day out that was. I stayed in the Dorchester in Mayfair. Very Regal it was too. Really, I stayed just off Pall Mall, around the back of Mayfair with some bird I picked up... what was her name? Oh yes, Virginia - bit on the plump side but I hear she's trying to lose some weight. The landlady said to me "Virginia slims, you know..." She thought I was a sensational **** whereas sadly, she was a mild seven. Mind you, what with my 'superking' not all the girls can cope. One of them said to me, "You're a lucky sod, hung like a horse and so-branie..." I said, "Look love, you tootle of back to Kent, I'm off down to Richmond to stay with my old friends the King's." Well, when I checked she had the Gauloises to follow me down there Four Square behind me. Bloody cheek I thought - I couldn't give a Gitanes about her now...
Kingsland Red Posted 31 March, 2010 Posted 31 March, 2010 Martin Butler played for Reading a few years ago.
Legod Third Coming Posted 31 March, 2010 Author Posted 31 March, 2010 Martin Butler played for Reading a few years ago. I love the serious replies best of all.
INFLUENCED.COM Posted 31 March, 2010 Posted 31 March, 2010 Next year we could win the JPS Trophy And be presented with a Sovereign
Deano6 Posted 31 March, 2010 Posted 31 March, 2010 Is there a striker out there called Butler? I would love it, really love it if we played Lambert and Butler up front... Can we get McAlmont in on a free to come off the bench if Lambert gets injured / tired?
Arizona Posted 31 March, 2010 Posted 31 March, 2010 We also need... A CM called Earth to play with Wotton A CB called Times New Roman to play with Fonte A LM called Laurel to play with Harding (Well nearly)
Legod Third Coming Posted 31 March, 2010 Author Posted 31 March, 2010 We also need... A CM called Earth to play with Wotton A CB called Times New Roman to play with Fonte A LM called Laurel to play with Harding (Well nearly) And a Hook to play alongside Puncheon. Long and Waigo. And what are the chances of a Schnorbitz to play alongside Barney...
Big Ron fan Posted 31 March, 2010 Posted 31 March, 2010 Some of the older ones among you may remember how, in the 80s, 'Flanagan and Allen at the Palace' were both a very good strike parnership and a throwback to the days of music hall!
Arizona Posted 31 March, 2010 Posted 31 March, 2010 And a Hook to play alongside Puncheon. Long and Waigo. And what are the chances of a Schnorbitz to play alongside Barney... Judy surely.
Legod Third Coming Posted 31 March, 2010 Author Posted 31 March, 2010 Judy surely. Of course... how could I swing and miss that?
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